Seriously, when did we start allowing men who post crappy videos of themselves engaging in their own fetishes alone to claim "porn star" from brave and stunning women who make many professionally credited and created videos where they get gangbanged or shove things up their ass or suck like a hundred dicks in a row? We used to be a real country!
Is no one going to mention his fat fucking man hand and wrist? Jesus, this boys' been flickin his "bean" a little too much. That wrist is pure muscle.
I know that we all already know this but they say good science is replication. Using the above image and the open-source GIMP I can prove that yellow isn't the only unflattering color. As a matter of fact I think I build a fair case that all colors would be unflattering for my boy Luke!
Getting your base griefed in block game is serious fuckin' business, I tell you hwat.
You did a good job pointing out the main issues. If only Lucas wasn’t so fat, frumpy and balding maybe he wouldn’t look so fucking weird even when he’s coated in filters. He looks terrible in any color Tbh. He should stink to stinky goth black since that’s what he is, a stinky goth incel.
Now that’s a stream of someone with a dedicated audience. Wow, people really love Lucas for his personality and not because of a flash-in-the-pan scam that’s already over.
I honestly wonder if Keffals is gonna pop into this thread and see all of us analyzing his ugly selfie and be like "WOW ALL OF THE CHUDS ON KIWIFARMS ARE SERIOUSLY ATTRACTED TO ME"
Now that’s just pathetic
Come on now, we know he will.
I don't much care about how he chooses to cope. Frankly I haven't had a better period of learning graphic design skills than making personalized hate images for Lucas. I figured this out when the site was touch-and-go:
Keep in mind that this little act of philantrophy is for his friend to
Things have escalated... Now I'm being gangstalked in Minecraft
Cutting your own dick off to spite your parentals
Call me late and gay if this has been answered a bunch before, but I'd like to know:
He's never made a significant amount of money pre-100k if my memory serves. He was even on a tugboat before making enough of a pittance off of Twitch to get kicked off the benni's. Outside of his lottery ticket, he probably makes barely above minimum and likely mooched off his boyfriend as well.
It's because Lucas wants everyone else to be as miserable as him. Lucas has no future. He is a genetic dead end that cut his dick off. He will never find a woman who will have him, he will never have kids, he will never have real sex. He will be nothing more then a fat, balding eunuch whose only purpose in life is to consoome pop culture garbage and shove pain pills down his gullet to numb the pain of his poor life choices.
My guess will be interest groups in the trans lobby are the ones primarily funding Lucas's "charities". A lot of this "trans kids" shit has the backing of prominent millionaires and billionaires. It wouldn't surprise me if people working for lobby groups of these trans supporting millionaires and billionaires give a sizable check to Lucas when he has his "charity" streams. Other then that I don't think Lucas makes much with his regular streams. He probably, like Ralph, makes enough to keep him above the poverty line but that is about it.
