Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[Got Milk!]

OT time:
EU/US: Armenia needs real action and assurances to know they are protected and CSTO is only sending observers. That is unacceptable.

Also EU/US: We're sending 40 monitors to Armenia from Georgia

How do these people even manage to make it past breakfast daily? Does calling them monitors instead of observers make it somehow better? Who is the audience for this drivel?

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

OT time:
EU/US: Armenia needs real action and assurances to know they are protected and CSTO is only sending observers. That is unacceptable.

Also EU/US: We're sending 40 monitors to Armenia from Georgia

How do these people even manage to make it past breakfast daily? Does calling them monitors instead of observers make it somehow better? Who is the audience for this drivel?

The Armenians should feel some relief by the European Union announcement, because now there will be a real military presence to keep the peace.

 

[Elbereth]

Remember guys, Ukraine in NATO is completely unacceptable, because of long border.

However Finland in NATO is completely fine.

 

[Burgerasssand]

The Armenians should feel some relief by the European Union announcement, because now there will be a real military presence to keep the peace.

1920s: I AM SENDING 60,000 MEN TO HELP DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY, STAY STRONG BROTHER GOD BLESS YOU
2020s: im sending 40 women with designer winter boots and laptops to write CNN news articles incase there are anymore attacks.

 

[Fait Accompli]

This talk about Europeans freezing to death is incredibly stupid, the gas storage is almost full and Europe has prepared

The problem is cost effectiveness in industry, European will suffer, yes. But will people freeze to death due to lack of energy? No...

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

We already have NATO forces X number of hours by tank and X minutes by bomber/IRBMs from Moscow. The Baltic States are all NATO members. Don't see Ukraine joining NATO for years, if ever - they have to rebuild and get their shit together first.

Oh ffs old man your government doesn't have a counter dor ultrasound missiles that russia and China have let along a decent response to russian way of running military operations to be fair your fucking government has " reaponses tm" that involve paying a lot of graft and boonhongles that create a. Joke of weapons and responses that cause the average eastern European engineer to have a good hearthy laugh. Your military is and has been for the past 50 years a god-damned graft and money siphon that enriched the few if otherwise you wouldn't be beaten by fucking goat fuckers with russian ak 47 . Get it in your damn head. America that you grew up in doesn't exist ffs i am too drunk to couch this in amerimut speak anyone else?

 

[PolPot]

I wonder how fucked the pilot is.


Oh, I'm late, sorry.

 

[Got Milk!]

I wonder how fucked the pilot is.

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I read something in one of these posts, or maybe a news site, that said the pilot told them the engine failed on takeoff. So, presumably, he's okay.

E to add from article:
"Earlier, the Russian Defense Ministry said that the jet’s pilots had ejected to safety. The crash was caused by a plane engine malfunction, the ministry added, citing the pilots, who said one of the engines had caught fire almost immediately after takeoff."

RU MoD reported by RT. Like the source, or don't, but it's what is being reported.

 

[Tealeaf]

This talk about Europeans freezing to death is incredibly stupid, the gas storage is almost full and Europe has prepared

The problem is cost effectiveness in industry, European will suffer, yes. But will people freeze to death due to lack of energy? No...

The latter problem has long term implications, as a slowed down economy will make it harder to afford next year’s gaz. The global economy isn’t doing all that well overall, but Europe is set up to get beat up even harder.

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Naive question. Which girl are you talking about?

Darya Dugina. She died in a car bombing the Ukrainians arranged to try to kill aleksandr Dugin.

 

[Wood]

Russians tried to create their own version of 9/11 in Yeysk Krasnodar, but as always it ended up being shit.

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Jet fuel can't melt commie blocks.

 

[UVB-76]

I wonder how fucked the pilot is.

Edited to add sound

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

1920s: I AM SENDING 60,000 MEN TO HELP DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY, STAY STRONG BROTHER GOD BLESS YOU
2020s: im sending 40 women with designer winter boots and laptops to write CNN news articles incase there are anymore attacks.

More or less designer than Ramzan Kadyrov’s Prada Boots?

 

[Beak Thing]

Oh ffs old man your government doesn't have a counter dor ultrasound missiles that russia and China have let along a decent response to russian way of running military operations to be fair your fucking government has " reaponses tm" that involve paying a lot of graft and boonhongles that create a. Joke of weapons and responses that cause the average eastern European engineer to have a good hearthy laugh. Your military is and has been for the past 50 years a god-damned graft and money siphon that enriched the few if otherwise you wouldn't be beaten by fucking goat fuckers with russian ak 47 . Get it in your damn head. America that you grew up in doesn't exist ffs i am too drunk to couch this in amerimut speak anyone else?

lol, I'm about as afraid of their super duper hypersonic missiles as I am the rest of their shitty military.

 

[AgendaPoster]

interesting: russian propaganda talkingheads are starting to openly shit on the government for the disastrous state of mobilisation, and even quesiton whether people should be asked to crowdfund gear for soldiers:


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someone gave a green light for this wrongthink, I wonder what's the reason behind it?

I have bolshoy proposal
Mobik morale low, vodka attachment high
Why not recruit from the vast steppes of America, where the True American Men roam the wilds? They're already doing it for free for Russia. Just get them boyz in.
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Hope the ejected pilot is fine. Tired of young men dying retarded deaths for the benefit of, ummm, nobody

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I have bolshoy proposal
Mobik morale low, vodka attachment high
Why not recruit from the vast steppes of America, where the True American Men roam the wilds? They're already doing it for free for Russia. Just get them boyz in.
--
Hope the ejected pilot is fine. Tired of young men dying retarded deaths for the benefit of, ummm, nobody

Virgins get all touchy feely about a lesser species dying

Chads jack off to dead Slavs

Be a Chad

 

[Shovelbird]

The Armenians should feel some relief by the European Union announcement, because now there will be a real military presence to keep the peace.

Eu won't have a cubic meter of gas if they arm the Armos to genocide the Azeris. Kalergi Khilafat van de Belelux Globohomo better behave. The territory between Turkey and Azerbaijan will be restored, or we will switch sides no matter who sits in Ankara.

It's as if the EU is run by fucktards or insidious pedolizards who always manage to ruin its future...

 

[AgendaPoster]

Virgins get all touchy feely about a lesser species dying

Chads jack off to dead Slavs

Be a Chad

I'm not gonna self hate, I am a famed narcissist.
Now I might not be a full Slav, but considering how fucking mongrelized the part of Europe I inhabit is, and how many Slav tribes nearby, I have to assume my ancestors fucked them non stop.
So I am bound by genetics to be a Slav respecter

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I'm not gonna self hate, I am a famed narcissist.
Now I might not be a full Slav, but considering how fucking mongrelized the part of Europe I inhabit is, and how many Slav tribes nearby, I have to assume my ancestors fucked them non stop.
So I am bound by genetics to be a Slav respecter

Stop being a bitch and embrace the autogynophelia

 

[moocow]

Darya Dugina.

I'm astonished Wikepedo isn't whitewashing that article more than they are (they use weasel words like "alleges" and "claims" when referring to statements made by Russian officials or the woman's family, while using neutral and more definitive terms like "denies" and "has stated" when referring to Ukrainian officials' responses along with reminding everyone that Russia's claims cannot be "independently verified" because Russia has locked everything down -- without pointing out that Ukraine has done the same).

It's a small miracle they're not just straight-up calling her a nazi at this point.