Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Whats wrong Keffals? A few weeks ago you would 100% try to ratio this post instead of just replying to a screenshot of the tweet with the likes cropped out.
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Scared of a 4.9k ratio attempt now?
Someone clearly realizes that their popularity has officially waned.

In other news: The Catboy GFM has now hit $8k once the 1:1 donation match is fulfilled.
 
Seriously, I love how what was supposed to be Keffals’ Big Return to TwitchCon where he would be the STAR and receive all the accolades flopped so badly. No one at TwitchCon gave a shit and no one read the puff piece article that NBC guy wrote about it either. That headline might as well have read ‘Popular Twitch Streamer and Brave Trans Adcocate Triumphantly Resurfaces At TwitchCon After Being STALKED By Evil Hate Site… … and no one cared’

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Poor Keffals. Sucks to be you.
 
Seriously, I love how what was supposed to be Keffals’ Big Return to TwitchCon where he would be the STAR and receive all the accolades flopped so badly. No one at TwitchCon gave a shit and no one read the puff piece article that NBC guy wrote about it either. That headline might as well have read ‘Popular Twitch Streamer and Brave Trans Adcocate Triumphantly Resurfaces At TwitchCon After Being STALKED By Evil Hate Site… … and no one cared’

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Poor Keffals. Sucks to be you.
So blubbery and saggy moobs, with oily nose, frizzy hair, bug eyes and double chin. Even propped up by the faggot media Lucas can't get people to watch or engage with his content, let alone be interested in meeting him live. He must have smelled like ass in that gross, sweat-soaked outfit. Does he own multiple pairs of unflattering, baggy black pants, LMFAO? He wore the same outfit every day.

TLDR Lucas is pedophile.
 
Just here to remind everyone that Lucas Roberts is a man.

I know you can tell that just by looking at his obviously male face, his hunchbacked form, and everything about this obvious man, but some people seem to have the mistaken belief that this obvious man is a woman.

I'm not sure what kind of brain damage it takes to think an obvious man like this is a woman, but if you do, you have it. Seek help.
 
Just here to remind everyone that Lucas Roberts is a man.

I know you can tell that just by looking at his obviously male face, his hunchbacked form, and everything about this obvious man, but some people seem to have the mistaken belief that this obvious man is a woman.

I'm not sure what kind of brain damage it takes to think an obvious man like this is a woman, but if you do, you have it. Seek help.
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Since I know Lucas reads his thread constantly, look at what he failed to take down. People can just come in and say whatever they want- like that he will never be a woman, never ever, and that he's a tubby greasy nigger who no one will ever love, nor be sexually attracted to.

See I can say that all I want and there's nothing Lucas can do about it really, because he failed to take down the Kiwi Farms, in fact making it stronger. Even with all his mainstream support he just sucks too many AIDS-ridden cocks to do anything about the site, and now has to seethe, cope, and literally mald because his hair is visibly thinning. Lucas can't even mention the site anymore because he ran a victory lap too early, and now his retarded fans can't know the Faggot Farms exist.

It must be hard to be so fat and dickless.
 
In other news: The Catboy GFM has now hit $8k once the 1:1 donation match is fulfilled.
I'm about 50/50 confident that he'll drop that extra +$400 to bring it to the goal.

**In other news: I think we should do a poll to close this thread. Not because dunking on Lucas has become boring (despite my previous post) but because that would be the final blow to their ego. I mean, the most damaging thing you can do to a narcissist is ignore them, right? And, let's be honest, we know his ability to #DropKiwiFarms is an impotent one.

Edit: Obviously, since I'm a relative newbie, this is just a humble suggestion. I leave it up to you seasoned Farmers to figure out if that's a plan.
 
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John Walker Flynt referencing an article about rising incel numbers. Lucas drops a take referencing the men under 30 who were groomed/molested trooning out. That's pretty funny.

Hmm... but wait a minute...

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Citing the highly-reputable news outlet Washington Post... wait, how old is Lucas again?

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Wait, how reliable is this source of information?

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Okay, but what did Keffals say again?

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Hold on... I thought trans-women were wo...

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But... isn't your age...

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This is surely a joke. A vocal TRA Z-list e-celeb wouldn't confirm that trannies are men on his verified account...

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... what are Wikipedia's standards for reliable sources when updating an article?

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What about citing a verified Twitter account?

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Huh... well, I think this checks out. Keffals tweeted it; WaPo fact-checked it: Lucas confirms he is a man. Sources are verifiable enough to meet Wikipedia's standards. Maybe someone will update his article in light of this recent revelation.
Since we are fair and thorough here, let's also check out Wikipedia's policy on Gender Identity:

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Hmm, well I guess we have to ask Keffals:
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There you have it, anyone who calls Keffals "she" is deeply offensive and causing harm.

Also, unrelated, but lol at this part of the Wikipedia policy:
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Imagine being the janny who had to count how many times a dude's balls were mentioned.
 
In other news: I think we should do a poll to close this thread. Not because dunking on Lucas has become boring (despite my previous post) but because that would be the final blow to their ego. I mean, the most damaging thing you can do to a narcissist is ignore them, right? And, let's be honest, we know his ability to #DropKiwiFarms is an impotent one.

Edit: Obviously, since I'm a relative newbie, this is just a humble suggestion. I leave it up to you seasoned Farmers to figure out if that's a plan.
Hard disagree. Make no mistake, if this thread was locked or deleted, Keffals would suddenly start mentioning the site again, and start saying how Null's scared of him and shit. And I don't know about you but I don't want that fat retard to have even that small pleasure. There's also the matter of this thread detailing all of his various crimes and degeneracy, which needs to preserved for the world to see.

And finally, without with this thread, where would I say that Keffals is fat and I would not have sex with him? I need that outlet man. It's important to me. Speaking of which, ahem:

Lucas Roberts, aka Clara Sorrenti, aka Keffals, is a fat, retarded balding Canadian male with a disgusting prolapsed neovag, and I would not ever, EVER, have sex with him, even if my only choices for sex were him or a hole drilled into the side of a cactus.
 
Hard disagree. Make no mistake, if this thread was locked or deleted, Keffals would suddenly start mentioning the site again, and start saying how Null's scared of him and shit. And I don't know about you but I don't want that fat retard to have even that small pleasure. There's also the matter of this thread detailing all of his various crimes and degeneracy, which needs to preserved for the world to see.

And finally, without with this thread, where would I say that Keffals is fat and I would not have sex with him? I need that outlet man. It's important to me. Speaking of which, ahem:

Lucas Roberts, aka Clara Sorrenti, aka Keffals, is a fat, retarded balding Canadian male with a disgusting prolapsed neovag, and I would not ever, EVER, have sex with him, even if my only choices for sex were him or a hole drilled into the side of a cactus.
You make a fair counter-point. Cope, Read, and Dilate Luke.
 
Also, unrelated, but lol at this part of the Wikipedia policy:
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Imagine being the janny who had to count how many times a dude's balls were mentioned.
They probably just used a script to do that but 173 men are quite a few.

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On Keffals and pedo jokes, reminds me of that phrase where you shouldn't detonate nukes in your paper mache house.
 
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