Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
Well, that's the biggest fucking mystery personally for me. What the point was make Joshy go to work?
I have a pet theory that Joh is making a bit more than he lets Pissa know.

We know he's paying her family gas money for the rides to and from work, as well as paying them back for bail. That already cuts into his paycheck -- to see the rest spent on pet food and Pissa's whims, like new hair colors or the ren faire thing...

It's one thing to spend others' money. His own? I would expect him to be saving some away from Pissa, and once the divorce goes through (if ever) he can fuck off in peace.

Otherwise, I don't get how they don't even have enough money to turn the power back on La Casa.
 
Assuming he really is only part time (20 hrs/week) and makes $13.25/hr and taking out a generous amount of taxes, he's bringing home about $625 a month. I think Poorlissa mentioned once needing $5 to get him to and from work so deduct a pretty generous $100/month for gas to whoever has to haul him around. I don't even know where to start with what he's paying back for bail but assuming it came from family who knows how poor they are, I can't see them making him pay back more than $150 a month. That leaves $375 a month for cat and dog food and to save some for their own personal Tara.

Eta: I only have one cat but she's a picky bitch who only eats relatively expensive shit. I probably spend $50-60/month plus $15 for litter. Poorlissa feeds most of her pets the nastiest Friskies crap and probably doesn't change litter very often, I assume she could get away with allocating $75 total to completely cover the animals.
 
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Surely nobody expected that outcome. Especially when everything about her screams "scammer", even expressions she uses undermine people's trust to her, not mentioning how she looks IRL

No help has come and no help is going to, Pissa. Help is not obliged to you in any way. It can be given though, if you give it back
 
I looked at the wishlist and besides cat food she has some superfluous and outright stupid shit on a list supposed to be for cat food. The first items added are always at the bottom of an Amazon wishlist, so keep that in mind. (There is the chance that since the list is old the Purina is always going to be newest, but why are cat treats and air wicks on this urgent almost out of cat food list?)

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It is also pretty dumb of her to tag #catsoftwitter despite that the people in that tag may very likely still remember her. Her CashApp is still the same and even crazy cat ladies don’t have 11 cats that often.

Assuming he really is only part time (20 hrs/week) and makes $13.25/hr and taking out a generous amount of taxes, he's bringing home about $625 a month. I think Poorlissa mentioned once needing $5 to get him to and from work so deduct a pretty generous $100/month for gas to whoever has to haul him around. I don't even know where to start with what he's paying back for bail but assuming it came from family who knows how poor they are, I can't see them making him pay back more than $150 a month. That leaves $375 a month for cat and dog food and to save some for their own personal Tara.

Eta: I only have one cat but she's a picky bitch who only eats relatively expensive shit. I probably spend $50-60/month plus $15 for litter. Poorlissa feeds most of her pets the nastiest Friskies crap and probably doesn't change litter very often, I assume she could get away with allocating $75 total to completely cover the animals.

Even making pennies he’s making something. Pissa claims her tugboat covers the rent and utilities so he should be able to pay for the food. Although Id love to see her excuse to not have her mom take her to the pet food pantry. “They give expired Purina!”

Dobby also feels like an afterthought here. I genuinely wonder if she’s intentionally feeding him the cat food to save money. He looks so bad, though. I just thought he was naturally that wiry until I saw his 2020 photos. That dog ain’t getting the right food. Always whale eyeing too, poor thing.
 
According to Google, there is a pet pantry called Shoals Pet Pantry 10 minutes away from Polly.


I'm sure there are more, but that one exists proves my point.
But you can only go to those places so many times before they turn you away, right? Like after a month or two they would have to realize that you are a bottomless pit and they should try to help other people?

The application on the website for the Alabama SPCA pet pantry asks how many/what kind of animals and if all of them are spayed/neutered and up to date on vaccines which we pretty much know hers are not.
 
Air Wicks probably ever so slightly disguise the smell of 11 cats, their rancid litter boxes and the “black mold”. Somehow, I can’t see Pissa smelling too fragrant either.

She NEEDS them you horrible bigots*

*cept we all know what she needs is to rehome the cats, burn everything to the ground and have a wash with some ajax
 
Surely nobody expected that outcome. Especially when everything about her screams "scammer", even expressions she uses undermine people's trust to her, not mentioning how she looks IRL

No help has come and no help is going to, Pissa. Help is not obliged to you in any way. It can be given though, if you give it back
I thought Pissa was going to shut this Twitter down, since nobody is donating and she feels like she is sHaDoWbAnNeD. What happened, Pissa?
 
Air Wicks probably ever so slightly disguise the smell of 11 cats, their rancid litter boxes and the “black mold”. Somehow, I can’t see Pissa smelling too fragrant either.

She NEEDS them you horrible bigots*

*cept we all know what she needs is to rehome the cats, burn everything to the ground and have a wash with some ajax
Unless I'm being retarded (which is extremely likely) the AirWick looking things are actually those cat pheromone diffusers that are meant to stop cats getting stressed and aggressive (so they don't fight each other and piss up the walls, etc).

They don't smell of anything afaik, it's just for the cats. They do work under certain circumstances (such as moving home, when cats are likely to get unsettled) but I don't know if Pissa thinks that far ahead so I'll assume she thinks it'll stop the cats fighting. You know what stops cats fighting? Not having eleven of the little bastards in a cramped smelly house would be a good start.
 
Unless I'm being retarded (which is extremely likely) the AirWick looking things are actually those cat pheromone diffusers that are meant to stop cats getting stressed and aggressive (so they don't fight each other and piss up the walls, etc).

They don't smell of anything afaik, it's just for the cats. They do work under certain circumstances (such as moving home, when cats are likely to get unsettled) but I don't know if Pissa thinks that far ahead so I'll assume she thinks it'll stop the cats fighting. You know what stops cats fighting? Not having eleven of the little bastards in a cramped smelly house would be a good start.
Pheromone diffuser. Also exists as a spray. I've tried them and I'm... Less than convinced. They don't not work.
 
Unless I'm being retarded (which is extremely likely) the AirWick looking things are actually those cat pheromone diffusers that are meant to stop cats getting stressed and aggressive (so they don't fight each other and piss up the walls, etc).

They don't smell of anything afaik, it's just for the cats. They do work under certain circumstances (such as moving home, when cats are likely to get unsettled) but I don't know if Pissa thinks that far ahead so I'll assume she thinks it'll stop the cats fighting. You know what stops cats fighting? Not having eleven of the little bastards in a cramped smelly house would be a good start.
Aside from hoarding so many cats, the worst thing you can do is NOT get them fixed! Both female and male cats who are unfixed will fight and spray urine. My second cat came to me unfixed. I got her spayed of course but before I did, she always sprayed my hamper in the bathroom or around it.

The ammonia from all the pee is not good for cats either. I just have two and they are just messy enough that I can't imagine scooping after ELEVEN.
A friend of mine operates a REAL cat rescue,as in she has non-profit status. She sometimes has had up to the local limit of 25 cats but unlike Poly, she is a legit sanctuary(legal and everything) and gets donations to help with food and vet bills.All her cats are vetted thoroughly too. She's had to use a lot of her own funds to supplement donations. THAT is what a rescue shelter is, not this mess that Poly calls a refuge.
 
Pissa's little griftbook

- choose pricey stuff, in case of donation you can settle for cheap alternative, and "appropriate" what's left
- beg for food on short notice "We gonna starve today! HALP!"
- block everyone who points out your shortcomings / grifting "I feel like I'm shadowbanned! Twitter doesn't want poor appear on their platform!"
- keep numerous pets in horrible state so it eases grifting "Will you help at least my 11 cats & Gomez?"
- "Will you help me please? / Will you make me happy please? / Will you help me make it feel like home? / Will you not let me starve? / Will you?"
- beg for personal celebrations "I never wanted to marry, but Evil Church forced me! Could you please help us to have a 50$ dinner at steakhouse for our marriage anniversary? It's just 10$ from 5 people"
- "Evil people on internet dox me and make fun of my situation. I'm disabled. I need money for dinner $SouthernCatLady1983 #CashApp #MutualAidRequest #TwitterCrowdfunding"
- "Josh has a work?"
 
Porklissa's need to have 11 cats trumps the actual needs of said cats. It's incomprehensible to me that she calls herself a "cat lover" and/or gives people the impression that she "rescued" all these cats when the reality is that she's actually just a lazy, selfish, abusive and neglectful hoarder. These cats are only possessions and props to make herself look like a caring person who makes endless sacrifices to end the suffering of poor defenceless animals. By keeping all these cats but not providing them with enough food, space, fresh air, grooming, enrichment or regularly occurring vet care is the complete opposite of being a cat lover. A true cat lover would admit defeat, realize that the cats' needs should be the priority and then, rehome them. If she had an ounce of integrity, she'd put their needs first instead of using them for beggin' bucks. But no, what she's actually doing is basically saying fuck you to these cats--because what Porky wants and needs comes first. Ugh, this bitch. Gimme all the top hats.
 
But you can only go to those places so many times before they turn you away, right? Like after a month or two they would have to realize that you are a bottomless pit and they should try to help other people?

The application on the website for the Alabama SPCA pet pantry asks how many/what kind of animals and if all of them are spayed/neutered and up to date on vaccines which we pretty much know hers are not.
If it's like the one in my area, they won't deny you. We do biweekly packages (delivery or you can shop at the pantry) and allow a once a month package of staples and pet food if you demonstrate need, like if your income is extremely low.

My kid and his wife have a cat that's got some kind of nervous condition from wherever he was before he was rescued. He used to chew on his tail and yowl at night. They tried the pheromone things but they didn't work at all. The only thing that helped was getting him some kitty Prozac and a little buddy to distract him.
 
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