Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I'm kinda tired, so I have no idea if this is even funny, but that bald spot really made me think of this, so

Peter Man

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Lucas is now gloating about wishing "worse" on the now deceased queen Elizabeth because he's back in his hugbox away from people who would've fucked him up lol

Damn, even dying isn't a way for a woman to get Keffals to stop being mad about her.

 

[Nestor Makhno]

I think he's just nervous, his weird spazing makes it sort of look like he's drugged up, but he's too coherent. Even for 500 viewers this is a really dead chat. Even small streamers have more active chats than this.

 

[Brutality]

This stream so far has been a caricature of all of Lucas' streams. He's unfunny and probably on drugs and watching random videos with little/no commentary.

The Ralph comparison has been done to death, but it's the best one, he's followed the basic character arc but in Record time, a true speedrunner. He didn't get beat up in Ireland, but at this point did he really need to be

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

That's the other thing I failed to mention. After their whole campaign failed, Keffals has arguably been in a far worse spot than ever before:

• Received $100k in donations, yet has to either go through with the planned lawsuit or continually lie about the funds not being misused.
  • Also keep in mind how anyone asking for a breakdown on how the funds have/will be spent is dismissed as being done by bad faith actors.
• Had to completely distance themselves and their ilk from the HRT directory, despite previously insisting to never backing down. Site also had to be completely scrubbed of any prior mention of minors.
• Broke up with fiancé.
• Lost a lot of support from people who were either former fans or dropkiwifarms allies.
• The coverage has not only made 100's of thousands of people more aware of the Farms, but also Keffals's online behavior as both a habitual liar and a crybully.
  • Destiny in particular had gotten a significant amount of subscribers and viewers after covering the Crazy Slick sexual assault coverup/scandal. He later announced his debate with Peterson, only to then pull a bait and switch by instead covering Keffals. The video has since then garnered over 500k views, poked holes in the #dropkiwifarms movement, and overall tanked Keffals's public's perception.
• The discord server forbids anyone from even alluding to the Farms (which speaks volumes for anyone acting like the online war was won).
  • They're also literally begging for people to artificially boost the viewcounts of their horrendous videos.

And to top it all off, the very site they've been trying to remove from the Internet is not only still up, but this thread (and any others related to it) are publicly available for anyone to take a gander at.

The way I see it, Keffals has barely accomplished anything of actual value or substance in the past month. Their videos are receiving 20k views or less on average, and their latest positive activism (afaik) has mostly amounted to a gofundme they're trying to match on Twitter for one of their mods/friends. You would think that the Klein's podcast (which managed to expose Keffals as a liar for not fully explaining the DIY HRT Directory) or all the mainstream coverage would act as a significant boost in popularity + awareness, yet it's instead managed to have a far more negative effect. More and more people are aware of the shit they've been pulling, and popular creators (like Mutahar/SomeOrdinaryGamers) want to weigh in and point out the hypocrisy, yet they know for a fact that any criticism would lead to far more harassment and attempts to deplatform.

Decent video, considering how very few creators are willing to touch this topic with a ten-foot pole. I'd recommend for anyone here to keep an eye on the video and their socials, as Lanza's channel is a bit on the smaller side (50k subs), so I totally wouldn't be surprised to see people come after him as some kind of easy target.

Didn't Keffals not even receive that much of a flood of attention on Twitch as well? He was only getting I think 300 or less viewers while the whole Drop KF stuff happened (I think, I refuse to watch his boring ass streams to try to confirm this). Despite all the popularity from MSM, Twitch itself, and even twitter users circle jerking him, Keffals livestream viewer numbers were and are still pretty low.

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Hey, thanks for improving upon my crappy shitpost! Can't believe I overlooked such an important detail lol

 

[grapeshark77]

This is the fourth stream in a row with terrible viewership and it's been getting worse each time. I scrolled through Just Chatting sorted by viewers and like twenty streams of actual women watching Amouranth (an actual woman) streaming are getting more viewers than him.

Also he looks like absolute shit and has the thing where he's both twitchy and sounds like he's tired. Now he's watching a MTG debate and trying to "riff" on it and it's pure death.

 

[F13 Key]

"Fentanyl, the drug manufactured in the united states". I can't watch more of this. He is so stupid that she makes Herschel Walker look like an astronaut. Then he couldn't figure out MTG's "all hat no cattle" metaphor. If MTG is a mysterious puzzle you can't figure out, try something easier, like a door handle.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Did Lucas cut his hair with a pair of pinking shears?

 

[Bunjo]

"What the fuck do I do on twitch, even? I don't even know what I'm doing here"
Was geeked on something, twitching a lot, you can see it a bit in this video.

 

[AMHOLIO]

See I can say that all I want and there's nothing Lucas can do about it really, because he failed to take down the Kiwi Farms, in fact making it stronger.

Ideally, a person would at least learn not to hit bee's nest and not bring more attention to his own behavior. Realistically, he's learned nothing. The best ideal situation is not entering and creating this situation in the first place, but this is what makes him a cow.

Make no mistake, if this thread was locked or deleted, Keffals would suddenly start mentioning the site again, and start saying how Null's scared of him and shit.

The absolute most realistic outcome of all this. If we stopped or were erased, he'd be back up picking even more fights and grifting harder from people.

And I don't know about you but I don't want that fat retard to have even that small pleasure.

I'm proud of the 700+ post of people calling him fat and unfuckable.

Imagine how full your skull has to be with absolute bullshit (instead of brains) that you can even utter such nonsense with a straight face as if it's serious, and not just an utter joke.

I was going to say "wikipedia is what happens when shut ins with too much time on their hands and too much knowledge on niche subjects do when they don't have the social skills or drive to make it into a job" but you know that better than anyone considering you started the Wiki thread in the first place (along with your long term tard watching of course).

My Shartenfreud is at an all-time high if those fucking reporters have to redact/edit their bullshit stories about Kiwi Farms.

We don't have enough money to sue, so it's sadly unlikely.

Makes sense since this person is obviously a grooming victim with Stockholm syndrome

Or worse, someone attracted to being a dominant groomer like Keffals.

Had to completely distance themselves and their ilk from the HRT directory, despite previously insisting to never backing down.

It's no surprise since he said the same thing about his social media sites when his thread first went up. Then he DFE'd in a heartbeat like a pussy.

The video has since then garnered over 500k views, poked holes in the #dropkiwifarms movement, and overall tanked Keffals's public's perception.

It's like the Hindenberg, except instead of the zeppelin getting smaller as gas burned and expelled from it, it stayed the same size and gradually grew fatter.

His hairline is fucking DISINTEGRATING
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It looks like a bad wig. This is the face and outfit of the people who steal shit from the drug store in the ghetto for drugs.

Damn, even dying isn't a way for a woman to get Keffals to stop being mad about her.

Of course it isn't: now she really can't fight back.

I think he's just nervous, his weird spazing makes it sort of look like he's drugged up, but he's too coherent. Even for 500 viewers this is a really dead chat. Even small streamers have more active chats than this.

I'm really hoping for streaming junkie arc, so I'm a little sad at this. At least it would make it more interesting.

He didn't get beat up in Ireland, but at this point did he really need to be

He would have loved it since it would be a perfect grift opportunity. Shame the person didn't, he could have made so much money.

Despite all the popularity from MSM, Twitch itself, and even twitter users circle jerking him, Keffals livestream viewer numbers were and are still pretty low.

He doesn't get that he's boring as fuck and it's hilarious. No one sticks around boring streamers.

Also he looks like absolute shit and has the thing where he's both twitchy and sounds like he's tired. Now he's watching a MTG debate and trying to "riff" on it and it's pure death.

I'm so sorry, thank you for your sacrifice.

 

[A Sunset]

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What the FUCK is this, a zombie halloween costume? Oh, this is what happens when the filters are off.

Holy shit, is that a weird-ass hairline. That is a completely unmissable bald spot. Combing made it worse, because it just reveals it more. There’s no winning - if he keeps his hair unkept and frizzy, he’ll get mocked and look vile, but if he combs and attempts to clean the gaping hole on his scalp just gets even more uncovered.

LOL it’s so weird because he obviously has male-pattern baldness, but he’s trying to have a female hair style. It’s going to be a disaster. This nigga ain’t even 30, he going bald hard bitch.

Maybe he’s on drugs tonight to cope with the fact that no one cares about him or his streams and he has no fiancé.

 

[Brutality]

Maybe he’s on drugs tonight to cope with the fact that no one cares about him or his streams and he has no fiancé.

And no penis

 

[Dickens Cider]

His hair is in retreat and one side is way higher than the other. Also just stated he’s overestimated his ability to fundraise

 

[A Sunset]

LOL holy shit, what the fuck? Look at that. It doesn’t even look real. He’s going to look like a medieval monk soon.


What a fun bunch in chat, lmao. “I’m so sick and I can’t work, I’m on disability and I got fired because I’m mentally ill, I wish I had drugs or therapy.” Shocking that Keffals fans are schizo losers..

 

[Dickens Cider]

To add to this I thought men didn’t get fibromyalgia. According to google I was wrong. And the list of the symptoms makes the concept of being around Lucas even fucking worse. I wonder how IBS and stinkditch go together…

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

His hair is in retreat and one side is way higher than the other. Also just stated he’s overestimated his ability to fundraise

So no six-figure charity stream? Darn.

 

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LOL holy shit, what the fuck? Look at that. It doesn’t even look real. He’s going to look like a medieval monk soon.

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What a fun bunch in chat, lmao. “I’m so sick and I can’t work, I’m on disability and I got fired because I’m mentally ill, I wish I had drugs or therapy.” Shocking that Keffals fans are schizo losers..

LMFAO! He is actually wearing makeup for a change and styling his hair after me and several of the other female users here of the Farms told him that he that looks like Markula from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and that he should try wearing makeup to improve his appearance for once. This proves that he aggressively reads his thread here on the Farms. Another thing he has in common with Ralph.

 

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In response to Lucas claiming to have fibromyalgia and living below the poverty line before streaming, I counter with the following video for the first point:

Fake women’s disease is very fitting for a fake woman. Second, I really doubt he was in poverty. I mean, did you see his family’s vacation photos? He lived off of them and welfare most likely because he’s too fucking lazy to work. Also, Lucas’s hair reminds me of a certain NBA player.

Lucas needs to embrace the baldness instead of resisting it like LeBald. Just look at how well it turned out for Jordan and Kobe.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

His hairline is fucking DISINTEGRATING
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washing out. This looks like damage from repeatedly dying over and over and over again.
and general lack of hygine.

 

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Kween Kehfalls just can't stop collecting these W's

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