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[Winnie the Poohnani]

I have this fantasy of Kevryn roaming the children's aisle of the local Targhetto, searching for his next preciousssss Transformer toy.

And a couple dozen feet away, a father looks down at his adolescent son and says to him, "Look at that sad, mentally ill man. Son, this is what happens to someone who grows up addicted to internet porn and social media. Now do you see why we won't let you go on the internet before you're 18?"

The boy stares at Kevryn with a look of horror and revulsion on his his face and says, "I get it now, dad. I really get it."

No one is totally useless; if nothing else, freaks like Kevryn serve as perfect examples of how not to live your life.

 

[FinnSven]

Michael Jackson at least had artistic talent and significantly contributed to pop culture - Kev just sits on his lazy ass all day.
Madness sometimes accompanies genius, but it clearly doesn't have to.

It’s odd that there is not a “today” version of Michael Jackson in terms of how internationally famous and popular he was, but there was certainly not a back then version of Kevin.

No one but the super wealthy could have lived like Kevin then, but even if someone was, they would not have been able to publish every detail of their life and thought process, to this extent.

 

[Longdrink]

Bolt on update, it's happening !
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Kevin hot take on the canadian titty teacher
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"I'd like to live in a world where breasts aren't sexualized so much"
-Kevin fucking Gibes

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

He calls them tiddys! Like a twelve year old! Honestly, not even a real twelve year old, a South Park parody of a twelve year old!

 

[AnOminous]

There could be an argument to be made around transphobia stopping people from transitioning all together.

That would make "transphobia" a really good thing.

Sure, the jury is out on whether long term cannabis use causes damage like this, but the fact that there is signs of this in Kevin, that he lives in isolation, surrounded only by “yes” men (in both contexts of sycophants and not women)

It's a good thing this evil freak is socially isolated in an environment that contains only other men.

The boy stares at Kevryn with a look of horror and revulsion on his his face and says, "I get it now, dad. I really get it."

No one is totally useless; if nothing else, freaks like Kevryn serve as perfect examples of how not to live your life.

"Now that crazy blue-haired teacher at school who wears a dress and tells you gender is fluid may say all those things, but if you take his advice, you'll end up looking like this guy."

He's like a fairy tale, warning children of the nightmares of the world. Like the troon Baba Yaga.

 

[FinnSven]

"Now that crazy blue-haired teacher at school who wears a dress and tells you gender is fluid may say all those things, but if you take his advice, you'll end up looking like this guy."

He's like a fairy tale, warning children of the nightmares of the world. Like the troon Baba Yaga.

I mused on Keffals thread about eunuchs, the modern day lack of and implied that society may have an underlying rooted need for ball less ex men.

However, one thing which has not ever gone away and is evolving with the times is the village idiot.

Kevvie somehow manages to be the village idiot, in a village of idiots.

 

[AnOminous]

I mused on Keffals thread about eunuchs, the modern day lack of and implied that society may have an underlying rooted need for ball less ex men.

I read that autistic rant, and while I don't completely agree with it, there has to be some reason this caste of detestable freaks has emerged in so many societies, usually with incredibly harmful results. We need to figure out how to get rid of them. Or cure them of whatever makes them this way.

Although it appears that in imperial China, and other places, a repulsive ruling class has always somehow found these freaks useful.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Late but Kevie is missing the point that this is a woodworking class teacher wearing oversized version is something that gets in the way naturally on the best of days.
In a classroom full of spinning sawblades, you have to be able to see as you work on a project... something massive, fake, and unnecessary breast forms obscure.
Manly class or no, you don't want clothes or large fake body parts getting snagged.

I hope he gets a fake nipple snagged and the sawblades slings the breasts through the wall or window and it knocks the degenerate out in the process. Then we can maybe get Kevin reaching to explain how woodworking is transphobic terf work.

 

[FinnSven]

Late but Kevie is missing the point that this is a woodworking class teacher wearing oversized version is something that gets in the way naturally on the best of days.
In a classroom full of spinning sawblades, you have to be able to see as you work on a project... something massive, fake, and unnecessary breast forms obscure.
Manly class or no, you don't want clothes or large fake body parts getting snagged.

I hope he gets a fake nipple snagged and the sawblades slings the breasts through the wall or window and it knocks the degenerate out in the process. Then we can maybe get Kevin reaching to explain how woodworking is transphobic terf work.

Kevin knows nothing of woodwork.

The construction skill or how to get a man to have an erection.

 

[AnOminous]

Kevin knows nothing of woodwork.

He knows nothing of wood (and he chopped his own off) or work.

 

[Red Snapper]

I would pay some serious cash to get Kevvie to take a shower and degrease himself with Dawn dish soap. They use it to clean wildlife covered in oil from oil spills, but is it tough enough to handle Kevvie's forehead?

 

[Shrekking Crew]

I would pay some serious cash to get Kevvie to take a shower and degrease himself with Dawn dish soap. They use it to clean wildlife covered in oil from oil spills, but is it tough enough to handle Kevvie's forehead?

Day 536:

When I was told we were going to clean Kevin's forehead for a huge payout I thought to myself, "What can go wrong? A few weeks and we'll be done." We are barely at 20% over a year in. Just miles and miles of sun-blasted, greasy skin grasping desperately at the final vestiges of a fleeing hairline. I miss the touch of my wife and the sound of my children's laughter. The gun has come so close to my mouth several times, but there is hope that some day, I will stand on something besides this cursed, leathery hell-scape. Pray for me, my friends. It's back to the cleaning fields.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Is he actually on mind altering drugs?

Yeah. He's huffing lots and lots of the finest, most concentrated copium money can buy.

 

[Super Shiro]

I would pay some serious cash to get Kevvie to take a shower and degrease himself with Dawn dish soap. They use it to clean wildlife covered in oil from oil spills, but is it tough enough to handle Kevvie's forehead?

If Kevin showered it would clog the drainage system like bacon fat.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I have missed reading kevin‘s brain slop tweets. I love the way he tweets because even though he’s an extremely spiteful, hateful, opinionated asshole he can’t just tweet out a single thought because he doesn’t have enough conviction that he might be saying the “wrong“ thing.

The only thing I really got from his massive diatribe around the big teacher titties is that he’s upset that the teacher got to be around children and have bigtits and not be called a pedophile.

The main point I got was that Kevin knows a lot of people who want to have Canadian woodshop-size tits and think it would be really cool, but that everyone who actually does is a fascist interloper spinning lies to the vast right-wing conspiracy. And also he wants to be around children and not be called a pedophile.

 

[DatBepisTho]

If Kevin showered it would clog the drainage system like bacon fat.

How do you be so greasy and still have craggy dry skin? It's is such a gross dude thing that it's no surprise MTFs got it bad.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Is there anyone on cross-sex hormones who doesn't look 10 years older than they actually are?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Is there anyone on cross-sex hormones who doesn't look 10 years older than they actually are?

Sure. Fuckers who look 20 years older than they actually are.

Joking aside Oliver "Abigail Thorn" Lennard AKA Philosophy Tube qualifies IMO.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

He knows nothing.

That's where the sentence can end.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Bolt on update, it's happening !
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Does "getting approved" for his bolt ons means his insurance is paying for it? Hell I wish I could get a $10k cosmetic surgery for free just because I said it would make me feel better