Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[AnOminous]

Imagine seething so badly over a gossip forum your body decides your eyes are the enemy because of the amount of stress from F5ing, so your immune system, in a last ditch effort to save your life and make you do literally anything else starts to eat your own eyeballs so you can't read the posts anymore.

It's almost like there's some form of justice in the world.

But then you look at him, and he's a brick-faced chink, and God obviously hated him before he was even born.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/DilATOR-MODElS-PRODUCED-By-3D-PRiNTiNG_fig3_346939298

Holy macaroni, shit is real

Apparently they're talking about dilators for actual women with vaginal agenesis. So naturally troons will want to appropriate it for their own gross purposes.

 

[Next Task]

Also the fact that these 50 year old troons all wear chokers to LARP as their favorite barely legal e-girl whores is so fucking creepy.

It's worse than that. In this case, and I'm sure in many others (I know Becky Gerber has had this, even though despite her best efforts she's an actual woman), it's because Elliot has been 'collared'. I know it's BDSM-related, I think it's about showing that you've submitted to someone and that they officially own you. I don't know, or really want to know, the full details, but basically it's more sex stuff.

Of course, it's only a sex thing instead of a fashion choice if you make a point of telling people that. So of course they do, because keeping your private life private is for those of us who aren't demanding the world celebrate our fetishes as True and Honest.

since we initially need to dilate every day!

My understanding is that it's not 'initially' - that they should actually dilate every day for the rest of their lives, though they can start doing it less. None of them seem to, though, because forcibly keeping a wound open is painful and doesn't even give them a ghost boner, so they put as much effort in as they do into their LARP of being a woman.

So basically Liz Fong-Jones is a kink-obsessed rapist with a closing wound between his legs, just like every other MtF tranny out there.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Another example: I've seen a lot of troons bragging about the "depth" of their new vaginal canal. From what I know, that's a topic that real women never touch once in their life. Troons instead talk about that because it's a sign of their still "dimensions-obsessed" male brain: men brag about their penis' lenght and girth, and troons do the same with their vagina (albeit in different terms).

Oh yeah, I love this. As I put it in another thread not too long ago, they basically inverted their dicks and also inverted their anxiety about them correspondingly.

Joy! We can always 3D print a dilator... since we initially need to dilate every day!

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"It's challenging to travel through airports with your dilators, because checked luggage gets lost sometimes"

How is this a dilator specific issue? They lose your luggage and your concern is about the dilator?

Knowing what I do about Google, it makes me shudder to think there is someone out there whose woke batshittery is too much for Google. Google. Google is right up there with Twitter when it comes to being infested with sexual deviant types and they said "yeah this dude and his pronouns need to GTFO"

It's actually pretty impressive that these companies can allow this and still dominate as well as they do. Imagine how powerful Google would be if it didn't let its employees waste company resources on this kind of thing. How much of Amazon's meteoric and comparatively sudden rise can we attribute to their refusal to participate in a lot of this until recently? Apple was similarly less open to allowing deviation from company goals to employee interests for a long time. The events of 2020 probably made more of this mandatory in large corporations.

For a bunch of (usually) self-proclaimed communists they sure enjoy the perks of leeching off the incomparable excess of capitalist enterprises for personal benefit.

 

[AltisticRight]

Apparently they're talking about dilators for actual women with vaginal agenesis. So naturally troons will want to appropriate it for their own gross purposes.

Further showing their troonery is nothing more than a disgusting coomer-brained autogynephilic mutilation fetish.

 

[The Internet Dick]

I'm stunned how obsessed he is.

Look at his background. Better, look at him. Elliot Fong-Jones is arguably one of the most depraved and fucked-up characters the Farms has ever encountered. This twisted troon is the stuff of horror movies and carnival freakshows. The inside of his massive, lantern-jawed skull is a basket of writhing snakes. Everything about the man is just wrong, off, uncanny valley inhuman. Notice how Keffals gets all of the attention from sympathetic journalists even though Elliot's doing all of the real work behind the scenes? That isn't because Lucas is charming or charismatic. He isn't. Keffals is a terrible front man. It's because Fong-Jones is so fucking creepy, down to the jagged yellow teeth and the flat affect and the serial killer monotone of his voice. His parents were right to disown him.

Elliot isn't stupid. He knows what he is. His problem with us is we know what he is, too.

 

[AnOminous]

Elliot isn't stupid. He knows what he is. His problem with us is we know what he is, too.

You just captured why we utterly hate this evil weirdo.

He's literally this. "You know what you are."

 

[Um...]

Look at his background. Better, look at him. Elliot Fong-Jones is arguably one of the most depraved and fucked-up characters the Farms has ever encountered. This twisted troon is the stuff of horror movies and carnival freakshows. The inside of his massive, lantern-jawed skull is a basket of writhing snakes. Everything about the man is just wrong, off, uncanny valley inhuman. Notice how Keffals gets all of the attention from sympathetic journalists even though Elliot's doing all of the real work behind the scenes? That isn't because Lucas is charming or charismatic. He isn't. Keffals is a terrible front man. It's because Fong-Jones is so fucking creepy, down to the jagged yellow teeth and the flat affect and the serial killer monotone of his voice. His parents were right to disown him.

Elliot isn't stupid. He knows what he is. His problem with us is we know what he is, too.

Exhibit A:

 

[Mr Clark]

Of all the memes and comparisons of this grotesque eunuch, my favourite have got to be the mirror and inverted versions.

I dont know why, but its just so ridiculous with his jaw, tiny eyes and faggot smile

 

[AnOminous]

Exhibit A:

Dude literally has cartoon stink-lines coming off him.

Dude, take a shower. You're gross, and obviously smelly even from your own picture!

 

[Spedestrian]

I'm not a tech guy but wouldn't "accidently null routing" everything be an act of gross incompetence?

I dunno what kind of stuff he's working with, but it's pretty easy to fuck up networking shit with an honest typo. But it shouldn't happen often, and the idea that network engineers are constantly living dangerously is a complete joke. I guess maybe it'd be scary if your chinky eyeballs were too rotted to see the screen and you were too retarded to write a script to validate your inputs, though.

The #TestInProduction its the mark of the incompetent and lazy. I'm not saying you won't ever test stuff in a production environment if you work in a tech field, but that's only excusable for very small companies that lack the resources and/or personnel with the correct technical knowledge to replicate their production environment in a local/test environment .

But both of these issues are quite easy to solve as you can either acquire more hardware and you can have your personnel do training courses or even study the documentation online, after all much of this knowledge is open source and easily accessible, but to use it correctly requires an investment of time and effort, which is always paramount if you care about the technical skills of your workforce and by extension the technical capabilities of your company.

Being the scrappy underdog is not an excuse when you are the owner or have a leadership position in a sufficiently large company, that posses the resources and, in theory, the workforce with the technical skills to prevent deploying breaking changes to the production/live environment. If someone as Elliot, who, according to his resume has had plenty of experience with large company, then he should know that tweeting stuff like this is calling himself an incompetent and lazy, I am now 100% sure this guy was only hired to tick a checkbox, and that no one even entertained the thought of that might not Elliot have the skills needed for the job.

People do stupid cowboy shit in big tech companies all the time. Sure, in theory you should have the resources and workforce to have a stable production pipeline, but in reality you're often understaffed and underfunded trying to meet unreasonable deadlines from retard suits. Sometimes you don't have time to wait for Rajneesh in DevOps to get off his lazy ass and do it the right way, so you just say fuck it and ram it in, because you know what you're doing and you're willing to take the risk in the name of getting shit done.

The thing is, you don't admit that shit publicly on an account that's tied directly to your employer. You joke about the crazy shit you've done over drinks with your coworkers. You post about it anonymously so it can't be tied back to you or your company. You don't say "Hey I'm Ching Chong Jones, Field CTO of Honeycomb, and I'm so bad at my job that I'm constantly terrified I'll fuck up your entire network. Please buy our product!"

 

[F13 Key]

People do stupid cowboy shit in big tech companies all the time. Sure, in theory you should have the resources and workforce to have a stable production pipeline, but in reality you're often understaffed and underfunded trying to meet unreasonable deadlines from retard suits. Sometimes you don't have time to wait for Rajneesh in DevOps to get off his lazy ass and do it the right way, so you just say fuck it and ram it in, because you know what you're doing and you're willing to take the risk in the name of getting shit done.

The thing is, you don't admit that shit publicly on an account that's tied directly to your employer. You joke about the crazy shit you've done over drinks with your coworkers. You post about it anonymously so it can't be tied back to you or your company. You don't say "Hey I'm Ching Chong Jones, Field CTO of Honeycomb, and I'm so bad at my job that I'm constantly terrified I'll fuck up your entire network. Please buy our product!"

Even if I have no time to fuck around waiting for Gurpreet in India to get on his softphone with 6 seconds lag to give me an elevated login or whatever, I'm still going to back up the databases I'm working on in prod somehow before inserting unicode Inuktuk characters into a SQL table which could cause the entire backend to unfathomably shit itself. I'm just going to make sure I have an email with some manager's approval to take those measures before doing it, so my ass is covered if everything grinds to a halt and I'm the smartest guy on the cinder.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Fong-Jones quote tweets DropKiwiFarms and is miffed that he's not getting credit for leading the charge against Kiwi Farms.

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@rheaplex mentions "legal DDOS", so they clearly understand that DDoSes are illegal.

 

[Wy4M]

It's worse than that. In this case, and I'm sure in many others (I know Becky Gerber has had this, even though despite her best efforts she's an actual woman), it's because Elliot has been 'collared'. I know it's BDSM-related, I think it's about showing that you've submitted to someone and that they officially own you. I don't know, or really want to know, the full details, but basically it's more sex stuff.

Of course, it's only a sex thing instead of a fashion choice if you make a point of telling people that. So of course they do, because keeping your private life private is for those of us who aren't demanding the world celebrate our fetishes as True and Honest.

Yeah, back in 2010 his 'gf' Elly gave him a collar. He's the dominant one and Liz the submissive partner. Note that he mentions 'usually!' so there
is probably some twist:
"the collar marks her as my pet and property"

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This is the picture in the link:

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Pic from his wedding with 'Elly' where he's wearing a collar:


Elliot tweeted a few times about his collar but seems to prefer to call it a choker. I know it's the same meaning but in Elliot's case I do wonder why
he prefers to call it a choker...

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) on Twitter: "@remembrancermx yeah, it's tough to…

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Note that Zoogler = Zurich Googler. It refers to the same event mentioned in the previous tweet.

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Those mundanes:

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) on Twitter: "@quinaryrose if the mundanes can ha…

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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) on Twitter: "@alicelovescode e.g. I've made sure…

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My understanding is that it's not 'initially' - that they should actually dilate every day for the rest of their lives, though they can start doing it less. None of them seem to, though, because forcibly keeping a wound open is painful and doesn't even give them a ghost boner, so they put as much effort in as they do into their LARP of being a woman.

So basically Liz Fong-Jones is a kink-obsessed rapist with a closing wound between his legs, just like every other MtF tranny out there.

The best advice Elliot saw about dilating: "dilate more often if it gets difficult, dilate less often if it's easy"
Seriously, that's the stuff you expect to see in a fortune cookie.

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) on Twitter: "@OrdQuelu @EmilyGorcenski And the b…

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Spoiler

 

[repentance]

"It's challenging to travel through airports with your dilators, because checked luggage gets lost sometimes"

How is this a dilator specific issue? They lose your luggage and your concern is about the dilator?

If you're worried about your luggage being searched or lost, then just buy dilators at your destination.

 

[Surfherder]

If you're worried about your luggage being searched or lost, then just buy dilators at your destination.

He’s literally a millionaire, he could easily have items shipped directly to the destination location.

I assume this is part of his fetish. If the glans “clit” he has works he was probably stroking it to these shitty posts of his.

 

[Next Task]

Knowing what I do about Google, it makes me shudder to think there is someone out there whose woke batshittery is too much for Google. Google. Google is right up there with Twitter when it comes to being infested with sexual deviant types and they said "yeah this dude and his pronouns need to GTFO"

I'm pretty certain that what pushed him over the edge was organising a staff revolt. I don't think it was full-on unionising, 'just' trying to hold Google hostage to the demands of its most deviant employees. But as many a diversity hire has found out, their minority armour stops working if they try and organise against the company they work for.

So there's still no such thing as too deviant, incompetent or useless for Google. But like with all these companies, there is too bolshy. And even then, Elliot was doing it purely for the troons and degenerates, insisting the workers unite for his needs, not their needs in general.

 

[puttje]

The #TestInProduction its the mark of the incompetent and lazy. I'm not saying you won't ever test stuff in a production environment if you work in a tech field, but that's only excusable for very small companies that lack the resources and/or personnel with the correct technical knowledge to replicate their production environment in a local/test environment .

But both of these issues are quite easy to solve as you can either acquire more hardware and you can have your personnel do training courses or even study the documentation online, after all much of this knowledge is open source and easily accessible, but to use it correctly requires an investment of time and effort, which is always paramount if you care about the technical skills of your workforce and by extension the technical capabilities of your company.

That's not exactly how it is. It completely differs between software solutions & hardware ones

For example, no amount of technical knowledge will compensate you the lack of 3rd party relays of business data for testing environments, especially when you dealing with realtime stuff (running vehicle sensors' data for example). Obviously you can invent a wheel and route data from prod to test environments, but it opens the whole set of other issues, you don't really wanna to setup one more shiny cluster to test 1/1000 of functionality, readjust all the data so it conforms to production. It's faster to test on prod. Obviously, it depends on the component and how the solution built, but if it's something that doesn't put your system on any downtime, I don't see any problem testing on prod

Regarding networking stuff, network engineers build the solution on prod hardware from ground up, nobody builds a testing stand for 50 floor business center, or giant airport, because of how expensive hardware is in the first place. So testing in prod for network engineer is a must-have at all times, and that's what they do 99% of their time - fixing client configurations. Also worth mentioning networking is one of the fields where certification actually does mean a lot, so they are prepared for this shit

 

[Procrastinhater]

Does he not know that commercial 3D prints are full of microscopic shards and crevices?

Yeah go ahead and 3D print a dilator, Elliot.
Daily reminder that women don't need weird spears to shove into their reproductive organs and it won't close itself.

Elliot will never be a woman.

I have a couple of top of the range 3D printers at work including a MarkForged Metal X one that prints metal components, I still wouldn't recommend printing a fucking dilator with it. These faggots are fucking crazy.

 

[AnOminous]

The thing is, you don't admit that shit publicly on an account that's tied directly to your employer. You joke about the crazy shit you've done over drinks with your coworkers. You post about it anonymously so it can't be tied back to you or your company. You don't say "Hey I'm Ching Chong Jones, Field CTO of Honeycomb, and I'm so bad at my job that I'm constantly terrified I'll fuck up your entire network. Please buy our product!"

Honeycomb, if it's known at all, is now known as a company with a deranged troon chink in charge of stuff there, a guy known for being a completely hypersensitive freak who will literally commit crimes against you if you accidentally trigger him with shit you don't even know about.

Would you trust a company who let a completely mentally ill blind chink run things, when he could flip out and suddenly commit crimes against you at any time for unpredictable reasons? Also just knowing they even employ this weirdo suggests they probably also have even crazier and more criminal people with your personal information.

So there's still no such thing as too deviant, incompetent or useless for Google. But like with all these companies, there is too bolshy. And even then, Elliot was doing it purely for the troons and degenerates, insisting the workers unite for his needs, not their needs in general.

The NLRB basically castrated unions, rendering them utterly useless and just another layer of parasitic trash stealing from workers. We won't see anything on the level of the Molly Maguires again unless labor organizers start going into board rooms and [sweeping] them with their [brooms]. In irl minecraft.