Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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He looks like a fucking Bond villain. Lucas Blofeld.
He does. Funny thing is, if he did shave his head... he would make a passable man despite the decade on hormones.

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These pictures are not edited AT ALL aside from removing the hair. That's just what he actually looks like. It's not too late to go back, Lucas!
 
He does. Funny thing is, if he did shave his head... he would make a passable man despite the decade on hormones.

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These pictures are not edited AT ALL aside from removing the hair. That's just what he actually looks like. It's not too late to go back, Lucas!

Not really. The estrogenization of his face makes him look like a bald 13 year old boy who hasn't hit puberty yet. He's beyond fucked if he loses the hair.
 
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I can't get over how fucking goofy his giant bald spot and frizzy, fucked up hair looks. He obviously made an effort due to Kiwi Farms laughing at him for this stream, yet Luke looks like a hobo. Maybe even weirder when he brushes his hair.

He's also obviously gonked out of his mind. Everyone is right about his adderal abuse.
 
Remember the detransitioner?


This girl still has better hair density in the center region than Luke does. If she gets hair transplants on the sides she will be closer to “normal” than he will be.

Weirdly it is common for actual female humans to have alopecia along center parts. Luke never had a proper hair part, though. He just lets the hair bounce wherever he wants because he has diffuse thinning as well.

Jealous trannies strike again.
A candidate for the thread?
 
It's a tough sell. A woman still looks feminine with a shaved head. Keffals, however...

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You can see why he really wants to hold on to that hair, even as it's desperately trying to escape his dome.
Lol he looks like an English Football Hooligan in the pic in front of the bush.
Long hair is the only way he manages to carry out his LARP and even with it Lucas is instantly "clockable" in any image where he doesn't have total control of the angle, distance and ability to add filters, going totally bald will fuck up his cosplay completely, he's already got that hunched posture and giant man hands, losing his scraggly hair will make him look even more like the Ogre of Gormley Keep.
 
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I can't get over how fucking goofy his giant bald spot and frizzy, fucked up hair looks. He obviously made an effort due to Kiwi Farms laughing at him for this stream, yet Luke looks like a hobo. Maybe even weirder when he brushes his hair.
The scalp is the worst part, it's naturally as ugly as his face and hair. Even if Lucas did brush his own hair, it still looks like a massive clusterfuck.
He's also obviously gonked out of his mind.
Lucas will always be a retard. His brain is too tiny to comprehend anything but autism.
 
I don't agree with some of the conclusions, but this video is a great compilation of Keffals downfall.
Which parts didn't you agree with? Not to defend the video, but after giving it a listen and thinking on it, I don't recall any important details being omitted or any wild conclusions being made. The guy even managed to include the failed findom career and that legendary "fake..... farts...." comment, which I honestly wouldn't have expected considering most people would see it as a superfluous detail.
 
Don't wanna step on @I'm Just A Worm 's toes here, but I did a sketch of Keffals in honour of this spookiest of months, because there is nothing more horrifying than a troon.
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I wanted to colour it but then the new balding screenshots dropped so I had to move on.
Fucking kino drawing. No toe stepping I want everyone to draw the Ogre of Gormley Keep (thanks @Procrastinhater ), and you're a real artist unlike me lmfao.

Which parts didn't you agree with? Not to defend the video, but after giving it a listen and thinking on it, I don't recall any important details being omitted or any wild conclusions being made. The guy even managed to include the failed findom career and that legendary "fake..... farts...." comment, which I honestly wouldn't have expected considering most people would see it as a superfluous detail.
Not speaking for @TJBirish here, but I'm just guessing it's the general vibe of the video which is more lefty and maybe forgiving of the earlier shit with Catboy Ranch, and doesn't go hard on the troon issue.

But I'm happy about that actually, because I want this hunchbacked tub of goo to get exposed for his bullshit on a mainstream level, since he got promoted on a mainstream level by bad actors. To have that happen other communities have to catch on and spread it to their audience in a way that will not offend them. Just the reality.

his dick will never grow back, so Luke YWNBAW and YWNBAM
He's in Gender Purgatory. Neither a man nor a woman for as long as he lives, Lucas will endure as a Genderless Blob with chronic health problems, a decaying non-functional set of "genitals", and persistent drug addictions. It's almost as if the Universe has turned the Law of Karma on him for his transgressions.
 
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I can't get over how fucking goofy his giant bald spot and frizzy, fucked up hair looks.
The one silver lining for him is that if he ever does switch to a wig, it will most likely look way better, and not just because it will cover his bald spot. His hair looks so fake and gross and I'm not even sure how else to describe it other than unfeminine. He has long hair in the way that men who want long hair but don't want to take care of it do. Women spend hours and hours doing shit to their hair and it shows; even ugly women can have really nice looking hair and it can really help with the ugliness. Lucas has no idea what he's doing, and so his hair looks like the material they use for hair on halloween masks.
 
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