DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Really? He’s been shitting on Gotham Knights every time it’s been brought up and making it very clear that he’d rather play Mario Rabbids.
It's really another odd case of game choices here. It's clearly shown by the footage how fuckin' awful its going to be and has coop. Looks like it plays nothing like the other Arkham games. Phil even mentions that there is no counters. He should know how this compares since he recently touched Asylum and has played the rest of them.

Yet he's touching it anyway. Meanwhile Saints Row Reboot got laughed out of the building. Odd huh?

Best guess is he's going to hate it, regret spending $60 on it and then ask for more.
 
So it’s gonna be like 3 streams for Gotham Knights to “prove itself” and if he doesn’t get whaled he’s gonna shout at his audience about how he wanted to play Mario Rabbids, but he can’t because he doesn’t have enough money. Lovely.
Can’t afford to buy games but can afford to eat out once a week. Lol wtf
 
It's really another odd case of game choices here. It's clearly shown by the footage how fuckin' awful its going to be and has coop. Looks like it plays nothing like the other Arkham games.
That and the dialogue is way too cartoony. I can't wait for Phil's expert reactions of "wow", "huh" and his stupid tittering laugh.
 
That and the dialogue is way too cartoony. I can't wait for Phil's expert reactions of "wow", "huh" and his stupid tittering laugh.
"WOW, THIS DIALOGUE IS SO GOOD, DOODS! TRUST ME, DOODS, TAKE A LISTEN TO IT, AND GIVE ME MONEY!"
Put that aside, I hated how he reacts to almost everything he touched or play. It feels certainly extremely childish and immature for a grown man, but that's just expected from a manchild like Pigroach himself.
It's really another odd case of game choices here. It's clearly shown by the footage how fuckin' awful its going to be and has coop. Looks like it plays nothing like the other Arkham games. Phil even mentions that there is no counters. He should know how this compares since he recently touched Asylum and has played the rest of them.
But then, Phil is extremely retarded and he has shit taste of games, and instead pick whatever games he randomly purchased with bad cost. The game is just feels out-of-place compare to the other predecessors, and what Phil have mentioned about, Phil didn't care that much and instead just play it anyways like nothing has happened.
Yet he's touching it anyway. Meanwhile Saints Row Reboot got laughed out of the building. Odd huh?
"Saints Row BTFO, Gotham Knights is better. Get it, doods?"
He doesn't give a shit about his schedules, and instead went straight up playing Gotham Knights, and making desperate streams while "playing" it.
Best guess is he's going to hate it, regret spending $60 on it and then ask for more.
My guess is that Phil doesn't care about it. As long he makes as much paypig bucks as he wanted, he will buy more random games and do the same shit, repeating it nonstop.
It's the only way Phil makes money, and isolate himself in his house, and waste all paypig bucks on food, games, WWE and expensive stuff as well.
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he wanted to play Mario Rabbids, but he can’t because he doesn’t have enough money. Lovely.

Best guess is he's going to hate it, regret spending $60 on it and then ask for more.

Can’t afford to buy games but can afford to eat out once a week. Lol wtf

It's a grift. Play x shit game, say you paid 60$, recoup 60 dollars. Or whatever. The recoup dosent matter cause no money is actually spent. The dude has plenty of credit in his Xbox and Nintendo. Amazon wishlists, the gift card discord, the begggz.

I've never believed this shit that he can't afford a game while we on the topic of that. He can't afford to spend his own wwe money on it sure. But virtual currency hes recievived over the years? You bet your sweet ass he can afford these games. Some good Samaritan always comes thruuu to save the day and what do you know we playing the game.

It works two folds. X game you didn't pay for is shit, receive pitty coin.

X game looks great, but can't afford it, people donate towards the game, (behind the scenes phil uses xbox/nintentdo credits to pruchase) next day surprise surprise someone straight up bought the game for him how nice the community came thru.

Tin foil hat of course but I always thought the can't afford this game was just a grift to induce pitty spending and than circle jerk morale over that we diddd it, we overcame and got the game. He don't ever actually pay for the shit with his own money anyway.
 
Doubt it, your posts in the DOS2 thread were excellent so they'll be the same for Gotham Knights.
while i appreciate this i just want to make it clear Divinity was a very special case. that game was completely out of Phil's wheelhouse and was comparatively complicated to what he usually plays, he also felt forced to play it due to viewers choice.

gotham knights is not going to be anywhere near as complicated, so we're unlikely to get any truly funny shit like Phil killing his own party member because he forgot you can't heal undead with holy spells.

i am mostly going to cover gotham knights because 1. I fucking love comics and I want to see "huge batman fan" phil do shit like "WHO THE FUCK IS NIGHTWING" and 2. I'll be playing the game with my room mate, which makes this the first game I've played that phil will be playing in like...a long damn time, honestly.

so while I'll do what I can to make it funny just keep in mind there might not be that much funny to go around, it might just end up being a lotta comic book shit. which I enjoy, but I know not everyone does.
 
Pig didn't know Boomshaklaka is from NBA Jam, and asks where its from. One dent goes NBA Jam pig then goes on about how he came 2nd or 3rd in NBA jam tournament and how its one of his favorite games, missing the fact they where trying to tell him where that sound bite is from. (it got used a lot in the game)

Nice lie pig. You gotta be the center of everything and know about everything.
Is he talking about the time Leanna emasculated him at a gaming convention? Even if not this clip isn't brought up enough. It's funny but also one of the few times I can relate to Phil and how uncomfortable he is in a situation.
 
So how assmad will Phil be today? Oh wait, he's totally not jealous of Keemstar. Taking that $50,000 contract would be contribution to exploitation.

Also, FIX YOUR CAMERA'S WHITE BALANCE, you fucking ghoul.
If he addresses it, I've got $10 on each of those phrases being uttered by the pig:
1) I am living rent free in Keem's head
2) Punching down
3) Keem is a psychopath
 
while i appreciate this i just want to make it clear Divinity was a very special case. that game was completely out of Phil's wheelhouse and was comparatively complicated to what he usually plays, he also felt forced to play it due to viewers choice.

gotham knights is not going to be anywhere near as complicated, so we're unlikely to get any truly funny shit like Phil killing his own party member because he forgot you can't heal undead with holy spells.

i am mostly going to cover gotham knights because 1. I fucking love comics and I want to see "huge batman fan" phil do shit like "WHO THE FUCK IS NIGHTWING" and 2. I'll be playing the game with my room mate, which makes this the first game I've played that phil will be playing in like...a long damn time, honestly.

so while I'll do what I can to make it funny just keep in mind there might not be that much funny to go around, it might just end up being a lotta comic book shit. which I enjoy, but I know not everyone does.
I'm also playing it because I'm a filthy DC consooomer and I'm curious if this is an adaptation of Battle for the Cowl but with Court of Owls? I'm interested.

But as someone playing the game I'm gonna be avoiding Phil's playthrough like the plague. This guy has made it so clear he doesn't care for this game that he'll probably sabotage it. The same usual clown mode in the beginning
>punches a guy
>aaoouughh ACK ACK ACK ACK

>spinning around fast so batgirls cape flys around like a top

>now hold on. There's a guy called MAN BAT? That's stupid he sounds like an asshole ACK ACK ACK

Fuck that. At least for a week
 
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Remind me, how fucking common is the beg tweet now? It definitely happens more often than not. Phil, play different games. Everyone is tired of everything on the schedule except for maybe Jaxx. You haven’t had a game that naturally attracts whales since FFVII.
DSP only tweets 2 things:
  • Beg tweets
  • Bitter, passive-aggressive, spite tweets
 
100%. Phil is finally catching onto how much attention this drives. You get a couple new whales from trashing that mean bully jerk Keemstar and that's another grand a month for JPEG pulls and ordering doordashed breakfast. Even if they don't stick around its more money to feeds the addictions.

I know most people think Phil is retarded, but a retard doesn't make 10k a month from 2-5 people. If anything, Phil is getting better at the scam.
He's always known that "drama" is what people watch him for, it's just that he's denied this for his entire existence. Plus he's always the punchline of it, that he always comes out of it as a joke. And as much as Phil wants more money, he wants to be respected, to be someone influential. His denial of being a "drama channel" comes from his ego.

And Phil is a retard, just one lucky enough to have an audience that enables him because they're either dumber than him or are doing it out of spite towards other people. You don't end up in the position he's in by being competent.
 
I'm also playing it because I'm a filthy DC consooomer and I'm curious if this is an adaptation of Battle for the Cowl but with Court of Owls? I'm interested.

But as someone playing the game I'm gonna be avoiding Phil's playthrough like the plague. This guy has made it so clear he doesn't care for this game that he'll probably sabotage it. The same usual clown mode in the beginning
>punches a guy
>aaoouughh ACK ACK ACK ACK

>spinning around fast so batgirls cape flys around like a top

>now hold on. There's a guy called MAN BAT? That's stupid he sounds like an asshole ACK ACK ACK

Fuck that. At least for a week

i've always preferred seeing phil play games I've played myself. really lets you feel the filth. i mean I watched him play DMCV, one of my favorite games of all time, if I wasn't so fat and lazy my posts on that would've been far better than my Divinity ones, but I wasn't aware people were interested in that quality content from me at the time.

" I'm curious if this is an adaptation of Battle for the Cowl but with Court of Owls? "

it won't happen but if the final boss fight ends up being dick/tim vs jason i'd shit myself. it won't happen but them pulling "A way out" would be very amusing.
 
Are the Disney Valley streams literally just stall? He’s currently complaining that he hasn’t unlocked a certain portion of the map that he needs in order to access the new update content. YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING THIS SHIT FOR ALMOST 2 MONTHS NOW.
 
Are the Disney Valley streams literally just stall? He’s currently complaining that he hasn’t unlocked a certain portion of the map that he needs in order to access the new update content. YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING THIS SHIT FOR ALMOST 2 MONTHS NOW.
It keeps Derich occupied and away from making more "cute little girls" playlists.
 
Lmao, he's not playing Bayonetta 3. His reasoning: "because of the controversy" and "because no one is talking about it, and they killed the franchise".

But we all know the real reason he's not playing it.


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If he addresses it, I've got $10 on each of those phrases being uttered by the pig:
1) I am living rent free in Keem's head
2) Punching down
3) Keem is a psychopath

4) I didn't do anything to Keem. You know me, I'm just here to chill with you guys and have fun, I'm not interested in this drama bullshit.
 
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