Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Something Awful]

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Keffals on Twitter: "Straight trans women are so touch starved all yo…

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"Touch starved!" Wow I wonder why that is..............

Keffals is touch-starved and eager to ride some incel dick, lol. And "IKEA shark", huh? It's what the Irish troon got for him, even featured in Keffals' profile picture.

 

[siegemeister675]

Keffals is touch-starved and eager to ride some incel dick, lol. And "IKEA shark", huh? It's what the Irish troon got for him, even featured in Keffals' profile picture.

Yup since he lost the last fat, schlubby incel he's looking for another desperate thirster to validate his fantasy of being a "real woman." Man up, deal with that nasty transphobia, and this smokeshow is all yours boyos!

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Yup since he lost the last fat, schlubby incel he's looking for another desperate thirster to validate his fantasy of being a "real woman." Step on up and this smokeshow is all yours boyos!

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I still have a hard time believing that this picture is real, even though I know it is. It's just so perfectly gross and repulsive. This should be in the dictionary next to the word incel.

 

[Kookin]

Expensive surgeries like hair transplants can do wonders, but for how long I must ask? All his hair looks like it's about to crumble and the only thing keeping it intact is the cocktail of hormone blockers, estrogen, finasteride and who knows maybe a daily dose of minoxidil. Some men naturally reach the age of 28 just fine and have healthy thick hair away from their M shape recession. To have this unsighteningly abundant yet thin hair all over his scalp is the epitome of the unnatural bio-modding shit going on these days, akin to his transition.

If he wasn't breaking before, he absolutely is now.

 

[A Sunset]

Just for reference, this is the OG Ogre of Gormley Keep
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I hadn't seen that movie for years before the other day and when this guy came on screen I immediately thought of our boy Lucas.

Oh its confirmed. The earliest Baldgate pics could have maybe been dismissed as just roots, but the latest images both from Twitchcon (I love the irony of Lucas's stimming, twitchy ass being a Twitch streamer lol) and from his streams have given us a definitive answer to the BQ
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This isn't roots, and it isn't just the way he parts his hair. He looks like a creepy homeless man that lives under a bridge, but thats more Trolls than Ogre's. Ogre's have their own homes, and Lucas has paid a full years rent on his new Keep with his missaproriated GoFraudMe funds.

Behold the Ogre of Trooned-Out Keep.

 

[siegemeister675]

Expensive surgerys like Hair Transplants can do wonders, but for how long I must ask? All his hair looks like it's about to crumble and the only thing keeping it intact is the cocktail of hormone blockers, estrogen, finstraside and who knows maybe minoxidil. Some men naturally reach the age of 28 just fine and have a healthy thick hair away from their M shape. To have this unsighteningly abundant yet thin hair is the epitome of the unnatural bio-modding shit, akin to his transition.

If he wasn't breaking before, he absolutely is now.

Main use of an HT is to shore up the bald temple spots left by Norwood pattern balding. There actually are not enough hairs in donor zones to cover the whole head, not even close, that's why even on the Norwood areas a sharp-eyed hair autist can usually tell the artificially constructed hairline, which is cleverly arranged to fool the eye, from the real things. The density just isn't there. For this reason HT's are much less useful in treating diffuse balding as well as the Ludwig female pattern.

 

[Kookin]

Main use of an HT is to shore up the bald temple spots left by Norwood pattern balding. There actually are not enough hairs in donor zones to cover the whole head, not even close, that's why even on the Norwood areas a sharp-eyes hair autist can usually tell the artificially constructed hairline, which is cleverly arranged to fool the eye, from the real things. The density just isn't there. For this reason HT's are much less useful in treating diffuse balding as well as the Ludwig female pattern.

I figured as well, I was editing my post to include the donor areas typically taken from the scalp area closer to the nape. Then again I once saw a Swedish hair transplant afterimage on a bald scalp covering the whole area, their approximation was 9-10k grafts. This is all from memory of a photograph of the operated on scalp and nothing else, so it may as well be a scam. I'm none the wiser about donor hair transplants from different hosts.

 

[siegemeister675]

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Keffals on Twitter: "Straight trans women are so touch starved all yo…

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"Touch starved!" Wow I wonder why that is..............

Lucas is reading the thread right now, he deleted this Tweet! Too bad Lucas, the archive is forever you dickless little eunuch bitch!

Keffals on Twitter: "Straight trans women are so touch starved all yo…

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[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

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Keffals on Twitter: "Straight trans women are so touch starved all yo…

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"Touch starved!" Wow I wonder why that is..............

That is because you're "touch unpalatable" sm'am.

This isn't a case of "don't knock it until you tried it." Haven't tried crack, I imagine I don't have to try that before knocking it.

Edit:

My man got this in before the buzzer... lol

 

[siegemeister675]

I figured as well, I was editing my post to include the donor areas typically taken from the scalp area closer to the nape. Then again I once saw a Swedish hair transplant on a bald scalp covering the whole area, their approximation was 9-10k grafts. This is all from memory of a photograph of the operated on scalp and nothing else, so it may as well be a scam. I'm none the wiser about donor hair transplants from different hosts.

It depends on the donor site. Some people have truly bountiful napes but that many is rare. Some shady surgeons will also rape the donor area which leaves the donor area bald but the top of the head relatively full which looks awful. This happened to Biden if you look at his nape BTW. Alot of those full cover jobs will also use body hairs and neck beard hairs to plug the gaps as it were.

 

[A Sunset]

Lucas is reading the thread right now, he deleted this Tweet! Too bad Lucas, the archive is forever you dickless little eunuch bitch!

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Imagine being such a lonely faggot you are unironically crying about being “touch starved” on Twitter to your audience you’ll never meet.

Here’s an idea, if you’re so “touch-starved“ why don’t you touch

1. Grass
2. A Pair of Dumbbells at the Gym
3. Vegetables so you don’t survive soley on a diet of Fast Food and Adderal
4. A Bar of Soap
5. A pen to send hand-written apologies to everyone you ever slandered
6. A Bible to reflect on how to find a way to be forgiven for your sins
7. A flamethrower to burn every batch of homemade HRT you helped get in the hands of minors, with fucking anime packaging saying “not for parents”

None of these thing will happen because Lucas is a fat faggot.

 

[Kookin]

It depends on the donor site. Some people have truly bountiful napes but that many is rare. Some shady surgeons will also rape the donor area which leave the donor area bald but the top of the head relatively full which looks awful. This happened to Biden if you look at his nape BTW. Alot of those full cover jobs will also use body hairs and neck beard hairs to plug the gaps as it were.

Asshair donor area. One step closer in meaning to an asshat.

EDIT: Also turns out the concept of hair transplant from different donor hosts is currently impossible with our contemporary scientific methods. Maybe one day they'd reach to that level of bio-modding and release it early to the public, would create a shitstorm.

 

[siegemeister675]

Asshair donor area. One step closer in meaning to an asshat.

I bet Lucas's flat man-ass is hairy enough to do it

Asshair donor area. One step closer in meaning to an asshat.

EDIT: Also turns out the concept of hair transplant from different donor hosts is currently impossible with our contemporary scientific methods. Maybe one day they'd reach to that level of bio-modding and release it early to the public, would create a shitstorm.

Edit on my part: if they did this it would be an incredible leap, it would mean transplants from one person to another of any organ with no need for immuno-suppressant drugs. Conceptually this seems impossible. It would actually just be easier to take a hair that's not subject to balding, such as from the donor zone or beard, and clone it 10,000 or 20,000 times. This is the way the tech is going right now.

 

[Kookin]

I bet Lucas's flat man-ass is hairy enough to do it

At desperate times, desperate methods seem reasonable.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I bet Lucas's flat man-ass is hairy enough to do it

I'm pretty sure I remember @Otm Shank in his post about Lucas before he cut his dick off saying Lucas had a really hairy back and ass and used to stink, so if he used his ass hairs I wonder if it would transfer the smell to his head... then again I don't imagine it would make much difference anyway, Lucas looks like he smells like swamp ass at the best of times, motherfucker went the entire time at Twitch wearing the same outfit, probably flew in it too.

 

[Aria]

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So if you don't fuck trannies you're an incel that's a new one, or maybe straight guys are into a woman with a vagina not some dirty balding depressed faggot that deluded themselves into believing their a woman.

 

[Nuns with guns]

Realistically, how many hours a day does Keffals have to dilate? I know brand-new amholes need around 2 hours per day or maybe even more, but Keffals has had his stinkditch for a decade now. I know Luke's schedule isn't really busy, but the thought of him dilating while catching up with the thread is hilarious (and horrifying).

 

[siegemeister675]

Realistically, how many hours a day does Keffals have to dilate? I know brand-new amholes need around 2 hours per day or maybe even more, but Keffals has had his stinkditch for a decade now. I know Luke's schedule isn't really busy, but the thought of him dilating while catching up with the thread is hilarious (and horrifying).

If it's as often as he washes that rat's nest he calls hair the outlook is bleak.

 

[Brutality]

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"Suck the dick, bigot."

 

[Punished Neco]

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See an uninformed individual would see this message and think it's just run of the mill trans advocacy. However a truly enlightened individual would be able to deduce that Keffals lovequest isn't quite panning out.
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In regards to the Catboy fundraiser, Keffals previous donation took to the total up to $6667 raised.
That means $1333 until the $8k target/their pledge to match donations 1:1 is fulfilled, this meant that only another $666 had to be donated in order for the remaining funds to be matched and reach the $8k target.
Keffals then spent much of the next day shitposting and putting off donating.
When they did actually end up donating Keffals only donated $294 to reach exactly $8k, meaning that they effectively saved $372 because it was donated by others.
Clever penny pinching.

Meanwhile Jalyn is once again coming in with hot takes

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