Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Procrastinhater]

Anyone thought about a FOIA request for the bodycam footage for Lucas's original arrest?
I don't know what the rules are in Canada about that, be pretty interesting to see though.

 

[Um...]

hunchbacked tub of goo

Genderless Blob with chronic health problems, a decaying non-functional set of "genitals"

Lol you bitches are vicious.

Poor lucass dropped his mask with those unfiltered TwitchCon livestreams and revealed himself as the lumpy, dumpy, frumpy, borderline Autistic, extremely socially awkward virtual shut-in that he really is. Now he’s furiously trying to repair his fake image as a man who totally passes as a woman.

Too late, keffloppals. You can’t put that genie back in the bottle no matter how hard you try.

 

[AnOminous]

The attempt at combing his hair and putting on makeup made him look worse. He can’t win. It’s beautiful.

The madder he gets, the balder he gets, and the balder he gets, the madder he gets.

The malding dilemma!

 

[Something Awful]

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[siegemeister675]

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Oooohhhhh that's how Keffals had so much influence. Fucking mummy cultists.

Alot of women say he's a handsome guy. That's what Lucas would have been if he didn't shoot up Estradiol and cut his balls off. What a fucking insane piece of degenerate shit.

 

[Frank Cross]

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I can't get over how fucking goofy his giant bald spot and frizzy, fucked up hair looks. He obviously made an effort due to Kiwi Farms laughing at him for this stream, yet Luke looks like a hobo. Maybe even weirder when he brushes his hair.

He's also obviously gonked out of his mind. Everyone is right about his adderal abuse.

Not gonna feel bad for a shitty person going bald, but have we ruled out the possibility it's dyed black and the lighter roots are growing out?

 

[DrNow]

This is the guy who rejects your wikipedia edits, calling Keffals a gigachad, for confronting Destiny's wife after a presumably clammy, unpleasant handshake. He looks like Michael Moore started watching what he eats and injecting Lucas's bathtub troonshine.

What I found funny about this is how their terminology overlaps with people they're supposed to hate. The virgin/chad thing has it's origins in r9k, an overwhelmingly right leaning incel community. It'd be like white nationalists walking around saying 'finna' and 'cap' to feel more cool and credible.

 

[siegemeister675]

Not gonna feel bad for a shitty person going bald, but have we ruled out the possibility it's dyed black and the lighter roots are growing out?

I am a baldness autist, that's clearly scalp and it's clearly the Ludwig pattern of balding.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

his dick will never grow back, so Luke YWNBAW and YWNBAM

Spergatory if there ever was a person to reside in such a place.

 

[Terffals]

Not gonna feel bad for a shitty person going bald, but have we ruled out the possibility it's dyed black and the lighter roots are growing out?

The earlier picture of his hair — the one which initially stirred up all the BALDING!!!! fervor — could have been written off as just his light roots, but this new picture proves it’s 100% scalp baby.

e:f,b whatever, the more people that point out Lucas’ obvious hair loss, the balder he gets.

 

[YayLasagna]

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"What the fuck do I do on twitch, even? I don't even know what I'm doing here"
Was geeked on something, twitching a lot, you can see it a bit in this video.

I'm positive he abuses Adderall, all the telltale signs.

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I can't get over how fucking goofy his giant bald spot and frizzy, fucked up hair looks. He obviously made an effort due to Kiwi Farms laughing at him for this stream, yet Luke looks like a hobo. Maybe even weirder when he brushes his hair.

He's also obviously gonked out of his mind. Everyone is right about his adderal abuse.

It is absolutely the Adderall





Now, these are only things we can assume, maybe besides the Paranoia (though if there's a thread about you on a gassip site, is it paranoid to think some morons might go cow tipping?)
Regardless, what can we observe ourselves?

• Neglecting personal appearance and hygiene: Check. We've seen multiple times the messy hair and wearing the same outfits for 2-3 days in a row
• Talking a lot: Certainly does more than own twitchchat.
• Isolation or changes in friend groups: Maybe. You might be able to attribute it to part of why Keffals and Fong Jones had a falling out, but I think it's unrelated personally.
• Aggression: Hunter's wife knows this firsthand
• Problems with relationships: Recently broke up. Could very easily be unrelated but is notable
• Financial issues: TUGBOATUGBOATTUGBOAT
• Hiding things, lying, and secretive behaviors: It's quite normal to be ashamed about your failed career as a fart dominatrix, it's another thing to lie 3 different times about how London Police met with you. That's one example, the thread has multiple instances of this.
• Impulsivity: This may be a stretch but constantly tweeting dumb shit and then having a moment of clarity to delete them is absolutely someone acting before they think. Easily could already be a trait before the abuse though.
• Appearing confused or disoriented: You can see it in that stream alone

I'm just going to say this. Keffals, Clara, Lucas, whatever you wanna be called, hear me out for a moment. Assuming you are abusing your meds. I lost my father a couple years ago to addiction. It is not something you can fight on your own, you do not know your medication better than your prescriber, and this shit WILL put you in an early grave if you don't go get treatment. I know you're more concerned at the moment about your hairline, and maybe your weight and spine (I hope so, goodness me) but none of that will matter if you just keep popping Adderall like it's candy.

 

[AnOminous]

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Illiteracy like this pisses me off. Also the only way there would be FEWER incels if there were less transphobia would be that we would then categorize the incels who trooned out as troons instead of incels.

 

[siegemeister675]

Illiteracy like this pisses me off. Also the only way there would be FEWER incels if there were less transphobia would be that we would then categorize the incels who trooned out as troons instead of incels.

If a straight man knowingly fucks a MFT troon this is prison-level, desperation-induced homosexuality IMO. Either that or he's actually gay.

 

[A Sunset]

Lol you bitches are vicious.

Poor lucass dropped his mask

Lucass is good, I’m using that.

Not gonna feel bad for a shitty person going bald, but have we ruled out the possibility it's dyed black and the lighter roots are growing out?

As others said, perhaps before but it’s crystal clear especially after this last stream that he has a huge bald spot right in the fucking center of his head. That ain’t no roots, that’s when he brushes and washes his hair, smoothing it down and revealing the large hairless gap. Male pattern baldness is a bitch!

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“Straight Trans Women”, lol. I believe that’s “Gay Men” when we’re not speaking Postmodern Retard dialect. Glad to clear that up.

And no one wants to fuck dickless troons you gross gender blob, no straight man wants to fuck your am hole, and no Chuds think you’re a giggling woman with “big boobs” who you can manipulate with your non-existent sexual charm. Give up on chasing straight men.

It'd be like white nationalists walking around saying 'finna' and 'cap' to feel more cool and credible.

So like America First? Or should I say Wigger First?

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

It'd be like white nationalists walking around saying 'finna' and 'cap' to feel more cool and credible.

you just described the entire america first movement lol

edit: ninja'd by @I'm Just A Worm

 

[siegemeister675]

https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1582424837557211143

Keffals on Twitter: "Straight trans women are so touch starved all yo…

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"Touch starved!" Wow I wonder why that is..............

 

[Surfherder]

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He doesn’t get the point - incels know how thirsty trannies are. They infiltrated all nerd hobbies and all PMs/DMs of these hobby spaces. They are mostly heterosexual and most probably aren’t interested in trannies irl even if they may jerk to them. Because they’re male and not real life futa characters.

 

[Polentic]

And no one wants to fuck dickless troons you gross gender blob, no straight man wants to fuck your am hole, and no Chuds think you’re a giggling woman with “big boobs” who you can manipulate with your non-existent sexual charm. Give up on chasing straight men.

Just don't tell your victim that you're a troon! Then you can complain it's not rape : D

>be me
>m 17
>kinda horny & drunk
>see cute girl
>ask her out
>about to have sex
>mfw its a troon
>he tells me its fine not to clarify
>tell him its rapey to enforce your fetishes on others
>he slaps me and tells everyone i swatted him
>dropanon trends on twitter
What do I do Kiwifags?

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

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Choosing between what would feel like scar tissue and rerouted butt sex and celibacy. I guess I would be Volcel.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I want everyone to draw the Ogre of Gormley Keep

Just for reference, this is the OG Ogre of Gormley Keep

I hadn't seen that movie for years before the other day and when this guy came on screen I immediately thought of our boy Lucas.

Not gonna feel bad for a shitty person going bald, but have we ruled out the possibility it's dyed black and the lighter roots are growing out?

Oh its confirmed. The earliest Baldgate pics could have maybe been dismissed as just roots, but the latest images both from Twitchcon (I love the irony of Lucas's stimming, twitchy ass being a Twitch streamer lol) and from his streams have given us a definitive answer to the BQ

This isn't roots, and it isn't just the way he parts his hair. He looks like a creepy homeless man that lives under a bridge, but thats more Trolls than Ogre's. Ogre's have their own homes, and Lucas has paid a full years rent on his new Keep with his missaproriated GoFraudMe funds.