Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 393 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,660
The results
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It's so trashy, holy shit.
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Bonus content: cow crossover
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If case you missed it, Tess is the last comment.
How fatphobic of Tess to get a tattoo of a woman with such an unrealistic body type. She should have gotten a tattoo of this:
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Tess found some New York Times article that talks about atypical anorexia in fatasses. I can't access because of the paywall but she highlights some of the lunacy

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If you have to keep reminding people that you have anorexia, over and over, you might have a problem.

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Atypical anorexia is definitely a thing but Tess doesn't have it. And most deathfats that claim EDs don't have it. So publishing an article like this will only further delude deathfats into thinking their one day of skipping meals is anorexia.

 
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Of course Tess would love this shit. The article features the story of woman who spent over a decade trying every diet that exists, low restricting, exercising and water fasting and still failed to lose her desired amount of weight. Something is off there.

Oh, wait. This woman was also a purger which the article just glosses over in favor of the fat anorexic victim narrative. Now it makes sense. There are plenty of fat bulimics. How did she fall under an anorexia label? She was purging and obviously not heavily restricting her food intake on a regular basis. Isn’t this exactly what the OSFED/EDNOS diagnosis exists for?

Anorexia labels are the next thing overweight and obese women like Tess will be trying to take over. It’s perfect. That way they get to cry about being a victim of patriarchal beauty stands, they get to be mentally ill, they get to pretend that they in fact have iron willpower and they can use it to deflect criticism about their eating habits by claiming whatever crap they’re eating is part of their recovery.
 
From the article:
At a group-therapy session in which she was the only large person in the room, another patient shared that she would rather die than be fat. “Her literally expressing that while I’m in that room — that to be me, to live in this body that I have to recover in, would be worse than anything — it’s just ostracizing,” Maxwell says.

Gee maybe that's part of why they shouldn't be treated as the same disorder. MOST anorexics feel that way (even a lot of non-anorexics have a pretty big fear of getting fat because they want to be healthy), and part of therapy should mean they're able to express that. Group therapy at at eating disorder recovery is one of the only places they can safely admit something like that and not have someone else get personally offended by their mental illness. (Or at least it's supposed to be). Maybe just throwing in obese eating disordered people with underweight Anas isn't a good idea?

Also, I'm surprised Tess would share this article, it means she doesn't have the obese anorexic spotlight all to herself.
 
‘You Don’t Look Anorexic’
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Of course Tess would love this shit. The article features the story of woman who spent over a decade trying every diet that exists, low restricting, exercising and water fasting and still failed to lose her desired amount of weight. Something is off there.

Oh, wait. This woman was also a purger which the article just glosses over in favor of the fat anorexic victim narrative. Now it makes sense. There are plenty of fat bulimics. How did she fall under an anorexia label? She was purging and obviously not heavily restricting her food intake on a regular basis. Isn’t this exactly what the OSFED/EDNOS diagnosis exists for?

Anorexia labels are the next thing overweight and obese women like Tess will be trying to take over. It’s perfect. That way they get to cry about being a victim of patriarchal beauty stands, they get to be mentally ill, they get to pretend that they in fact have iron willpower and they can use it to deflect criticism about their eating habits by claiming whatever crap they’re eating is part of their recovery.

Shitheads like RYAN Hooves just want family/friends/strangers to put an arm around her linebacker shoulders and say: "There, there, RYAN! Let's go get you some nOuRiShMeNt! How 'bout half the entire Five Guys menu? Oh...is that stranger over there staring at you in disgust? Let me--your ALLY--go over there and shame them and deplatform them and completely cancel them for daring to look! Why...you're in rEcOvErY!"

Fuck these people, but quadruple FUCK any, and all, mental health and medical professionals who go along with this horseshit.
 
Tess found some New York Times article that talks about atypical anorexia in fatasses. I can't access because of the paywall but she highlights some of the lunacy

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If you have to keep reminding people that you have anorexia, over and over, you might have a problem.

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Atypical anorexia is definitely a thing but Tess doesn't have it. And most deathfats that claim EDs don't have it. So publishing an article like this will only further delude deathfats into thinking their one day of skipping meals is anorexia.

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“…Atypical anorexia is wildly under-diagnosed, under-researched and most people don’t even understand it!”

That’s because it’s not real.

“Most people in higher weight bodies are shocked to hear that they have anorexia because nobody's ever told them that they could have anorexia at their size”

That’s because they don’t. They can’t.

“And this is why weight bias stigmas are so deadly” - nobody is dying from “anorexia” at your size, babe. Stop.

“The bodies we exist in” - lmao okay. Way to take the accountability of health off your fat, sloping shoulders.

“Everyone go read this article” - and there it is. I tried to read the article to see if they quoted actual health care providers and not just business managers and social workers but was greeted with a screen saying I’d used up all my free articles (I have used zero). Reporting on fat feelings and validating lies - whatever it takes to get those subscriber bucks, I guess.
 
From the article:


Gee maybe that's part of why they shouldn't be treated as the same disorder. MOST anorexics feel that way (even a lot of non-anorexics have a pretty big fear of getting fat because they want to be healthy), and part of therapy should mean they're able to express that. Group therapy at at eating disorder recovery is one of the only places they can safely admit something like that and not have someone else get personally offended by their mental illness. (Or at least it's supposed to be). Maybe just throwing in obese eating disordered people with underweight Anas isn't a good idea?

Also, I'm surprised Tess would share this article, it means she doesn't have the obese anorexic spotlight all to herself.
This is also indication that she really doesn't understand what it means to be anorexic at all, because the fear of gaining, of being a fatass, is one of the biggest motivators for anorexics. The control they need to feel is so hard to break and it's blaringly obvious she doesn't have that problem. And anyone that balloons over 300 lbs doesn't have that problem.
 
Tess found some New York Times article that talks about atypical anorexia in fatasses. I can't access because of the paywall but she highlights some of the lunacy

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If you have to keep reminding people that you have anorexia, over and over, you might have a problem.

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Atypical anorexia is definitely a thing but Tess doesn't have it. And most deathfats that claim EDs don't have it. So publishing an article like this will only further delude deathfats into thinking their one day of skipping meals is anorexia.

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‘You Don’t Look Anorexic’
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Oh my God, I hate these fucking zombie newspeak terms so much. "People in higher-weight bodies," "larger bodied individuals," etc. It sounds so dumb; this whole thing that she does and the other HAES copers where they talk like they're somehow independent from their bodies is incredibly grating. Stop saying you're in a fat body, you're just a fatass.

I don't even get offended on behalf of anorexics when she does this shit, I get offended that people are supposed to go along with this idiocy lest we're called the bad guys. You're not anorexic. You're not big boned. You're a fat fuck. No anorexic person has fucking back tits and elbow cleavage.

I guarantee if someone could get her to have cameras follow her 24/7 for a month straight while we were able to watch everything that she ate/drank if kept to a 2000 calories per day diet (I don't even mean that she'd have to go all Tom Brady about things and avoid bread, just keep that extremely manageable calorie restriction) she'd lose weight.
 
From the article:


Gee maybe that's part of why they shouldn't be treated as the same disorder. MOST anorexics feel that way (even a lot of non-anorexics have a pretty big fear of getting fat because they want to be healthy), and part of therapy should mean they're able to express that. Group therapy at at eating disorder recovery is one of the only places they can safely admit something like that and not have someone else get personally offended by their mental illness. (Or at least it's supposed to be). Maybe just throwing in obese eating disordered people with underweight Anas isn't a good idea?

Also, I'm surprised Tess would share this article, it means she doesn't have the obese anorexic spotlight all to herself.
Exactly. They need to be able to share those feelings. Anorexia is nothing if not pathologised fat phobia.

Once again, fuck you Tess for appropriating a deadly illness because you think it's glam. It has tones of upper class women pretending to have TB back in the day because it was seen as romantic, feminine and waifish.

No one on planet earth is going to INSIST you eat an entire cake for your 'anorexia' Tess and you can't SJW your way into that kind of bullying. Given that she's the weight of multiple women in one, no one would ever ever ever associate her with ana- what's she going to do, wear a badge that says I HAVE ANOREXIA NERVOSA (the hot kind of ana).

This ana stunt is a moral failing up there with the t shirt scandal ripping off domestic violence shelters- but no one can call it out (to her face) because fat can do no wrong.
..I'm so glad I'm not on social media. Modern idiocy is contagious
 
She is over the moon (as the cow jumps). She is literally beaming in delight that a jewspaper article validated her fake ass made up eating disorder. She has never, ever posited any evidence to her wannarexia beyond “I forget to eat for 8-12 hours sometimes :cryblood:

I had a friend who almost died, as in her 17 year old heart almost gave up because she was surviving on a handful of carrot sticks a day for months until her body didn’t have the electrolytes to pump her heart. She became a manipulative, mean liar because she had to lie and deceive everyone all the time to keep her secret obsession on track. When she had a seizure, turned yellow with black around her eyes, and dropped, she was finally put into recovery, which meant like 2 months in an inpatient facility with other anorexics, group therapy, and an aggressive refeeding program where she had to eat 6,000 calories a day, usually achieved with an extra Jamba Juice and a lot of peanut butter on top of her high protein and fat meals. She fucking hated it, I once witnessed her mom screaming at her to finish her smoothie, and she started shaking and crying and hyperventilating, and like moaning and croaking, then weakly attempted to say she was finished and hide that she left about 40% of it in her cup. She was deeply, psychologically bent on not eating and she would sneak out at night to jog in her neighborhood for like three hours to burn calories. Recovery was a horrifying nightmare, it’s truly a miracle she’s alive, her heart is probably fucked forever, and she’s still thin, never ever got back to being fat.

The fact that Tess thinks fasting, skipping a meal, or feeling insecure around stuffing her maw in front of others is even in the same universe… I’m going to put on my extra tall stovepipe to smack the candy out of this fat sow’s bloated face. 🎩
 
There is a huge difference between being malnourished for eating thousands of calories of junk and malnourished for eating nothing.

People are really too stupid to understand that? The DSM writers better add something to the anorexia section to include BMI, otherwise every deathfat in the Western world is going to use anorexia as an excuse to eat their sheetcakes.
 
And here I am, simply confused why she's praising an article that talks about atypical anorexia...

When she was FUCKING ADAMANT that she was 'diagnosed' with anorexia nervosa. And I remember mocking her incessantly for it.

Edit: IRT the DSM, I don't know about Atypical because my copy's far too old to have that in there, but it does have the criteria for Anorexia Nervosa, which is why I was laughing so fucking hard as Tess proclaimed that to be the variant she has. Images are under the spoiler because I just took pictures with potato-camera.

So as said, my version's rather old. It was up for grabs because -V was coming out and the organization I was volunteering for was getting it and therefore tossing -IV into the round file. I snagged it because it's still interesting reference material.
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There be proof that this shit exists.

Tess claimed Anorexia Nervosa. Please reference the very first fucking bullet in the criteria for it.
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So lol nope.

For those interested, here's the remainder of the criteria.
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From what I've come to understand, these criteria haven't changed, and the Atypical variant is the same with the exception of Bullet A of the criteria.
 
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Having a Tess like land whale in your anorexia support group must be horrible.
You have a room full of women who are starving themselves to death and one who is eating herself to death.
PC demands everyone pretend they have the same problem.
I bet the real anas are going to really cut down on food after meeting an "obese anorexic".
Many of them think they are fat anyway.
The worst thing they could do is bring in an actual lard ass and have it lie about only eating a grapefruit slice every other day.
The real anas, who would much rather die than look like Tess will think "OK I can only have 1 grapefruit slice a week unless I want to look like fatty over there".
 
She is over the moon (as the cow jumps). She is literally beaming in delight that a jewspaper article validated her fake ass made up eating disorder. She has never, ever posited any evidence to her wannarexia beyond “I forget to eat for 8-12 hours sometimes :cryblood:

I had a friend who almost died, as in her 17 year old heart almost gave up because she was surviving on a handful of carrot sticks a day for months until her body didn’t have the electrolytes to pump her heart. She became a manipulative, mean liar because she had to lie and deceive everyone all the time to keep her secret obsession on track. When she had a seizure, turned yellow with black around her eyes, and dropped, she was finally put into recovery, which meant like 2 months in an inpatient facility with other anorexics, group therapy, and an aggressive refeeding program where she had to eat 6,000 calories a day, usually achieved with an extra Jamba Juice and a lot of peanut butter on top of her high protein and fat meals. She fucking hated it, I once witnessed her mom screaming at her to finish her smoothie, and she started shaking and crying and hyperventilating, and like moaning and croaking, then weakly attempted to say she was finished and hide that she left about 40% of it in her cup. She was deeply, psychologically bent on not eating and she would sneak out at night to jog in her neighborhood for like three hours to burn calories. Recovery was a horrifying nightmare, it’s truly a miracle she’s alive, her heart is probably fucked forever, and she’s still thin, never ever got back to being fat.

The fact that Tess thinks fasting, skipping a meal, or feeling insecure around stuffing her maw in front of others is even in the same universe… I’m going to put on my extra tall stovepipe to smack the candy out of this fat sow’s bloated face. 🎩
Yes, unless you know the true absolute horror of seeing it up close, people have no idea. It's like dealing with someone as manipulating and underhanded as a heroin addict, the self harming volatility of someone on suicide watch, the fragile health of an end stage cancer patient. But imagine them physically fighting you to take out the chemo line and douse themselves with uranium.
Then, to recover, they have to be around and engage with the object of their mortal enemy-fear-obsession many many times a day. Eat more than normal people, to get to a stable weight, talk about food more than normal people, to get to a stable weight, on and on and on, to get to 'normal'.

It's hell scape fucked seeing it up close. It's your worst nightmare. But it has this glam mystique around it if you don't know. Fat people crying Anorexia Nervosa are despicable.

..end of rant, in summation, fuck off Tess, you're actually very very lucky to have literally no clue. Mississippi public school dropouts are not sending their best.
 
It's hard to take the fatty faux-anas with any kind of gravitas. Anorexia is one of those illnesses where if you don't look it, you don't have it. The perma-ketosis breath, the defiant proclamations about rather being dead than gaining weight is the opposite to burger breath Betty whose "trying to repair her relationship with food" by eating everything in sight or trying to satiate every craving under the bullshit umbrella term of recovery.
 
It's hard to take the fatty faux-anas with any kind of gravitas. Anorexia is one of those illnesses where if you don't look it, you don't have it. The perma-ketosis breath, the defiant proclamations about rather being dead than gaining weight is the opposite to burger breath Betty whose "trying to repair her relationship with food" by eating everything in sight or trying to satiate every craving under the bullshit umbrella term of recovery.
It did a massive disservice to actual anorexics when they came up with atypical, because now, all of these whales can claim it because their woowoo therapist who stuffs crystals up their ass told them they have it. EDNOS or whatever it's called now, is a thing and encompasses binge eating, restricting, purging, all that. If these fatties want to have an ED that's not the dreaded BED, then EDNOS would be applied, and no talk about anorexia would even happen. Oh, you restrict every so often but you're binge eating every other day? Eating disorder not otherwise specified (or whatever its called now).
 
At a group-therapy session in which she was the only large person in the room, another patient shared that she would rather die than be fat. “Her literally expressing that while I’m in that room — that to be me, to live in this body that I have to recover in, would be worse than anything — it’s just ostracizing,” Maxwell says.

What a baby. Ugly women (and men) hear this all the time and haven't started a movement or written thousands of weepy articles about this. Plenty of people grow up hearing "I'd rather be dead than ugly", not only while they're in the room, but said directly to their faces. If you're darker-skinned and Asian or Southeast Asian you'll get told similar things, often by your own siblings.

Also - with regard to Atypical Anorexia, the cartoonist Abby Howard provides an accurate description. The condition does refer to fatties, but they are fatties who develop anorexia and because their starting point was "overweight", their BMI drops to "average" rather than the under-17.5 usually required for an anorexia diagnosis. The point is that they used unhealthy and/or irresponsible methods commensurate with anorexia to lose that weight, and if allowed to continue in that way will still die just like a normal anorexic.

I am not a medical professional in any way - just a former volunteer at women's shelters and charities, so if any Kiwi with proper clinical knowledge would like to weigh in or correct my alleged "Facts", please have at it
 
Tess standing up for the oppressed and definitely not participating in a cancel mob

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The swimwear-lady deleted the video, but she has a similar one still up on her page:

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That last one is an equestrian-store-owner. I sure hope she doesn't have a bunch of plus-size customers.
 
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