Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[He Found Captain Winky]

Is Canada even a country? I'm pretty sure some bored teenagers could just walk in and annex it into America if we felt like it.

Pretty much. Castro Jr had a meltdown when a bunch of truckers took over half of Ottawa for a month and committed “heinous” acts like setting up a hot tub and a bouncy castle.

 

[HX-2]

I was looking at an old Keffals stream to check something and saw this:

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Zoom in, enhance:

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lol. Is that just a random tweet, or a recommendation based on Keffals' interests?

I'm more concerned that it is the NYT spreading tabloid bullshit...

 

[Procrastinhater]

I was looking at an old Keffals stream to check something and saw this:

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Zoom in, enhance:

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lol. Is that just a random tweet, or a recommendation based on Keffals' interests?

I think we've given him a complex lol, is he searching balding remedies?
It's too late for that shit, nigger looks like he's been drinking tap water in Pripyat.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

OK thread, are you guys book readers or film watchers? Let's find out!

Which of these two options below would you prefer: JK Rowling writing a fictionalized version of Keffals vs KiwiFarms, or Werner Herzog making a documentary about KiwiFarms titled The Logs of KiwiFarms?

 

[AnOminous]

Which of these two options below would you prefer: JK Rowling writing a fictionalized version of Keffals vs KiwiFarms, or Werner Herzog making a documentary about KiwiFarms titled The Logs of KiwiFarms?

Fuck these troons, I'd lay down some "logs" on them right now if they wouldn't get off on it.

 

[Dickens Cider]

I was gonna say this last night when watching his pathetic stream but it seemed toward the end our boy Lucas was gonna cry. Why’s that Lucas? You got what you wanted, and I along with others called it back when the thread was in the early stages. You won! You got kiwifarms offline and all the attention your little heart desired. Just didn’t work out like you thought it would hmm? I mean last night was the first time I saw ya beggin for follows, today you’re thirstposting (and trying to thirst post with that yellow pants suit. The tie in fronts a dead giveaway you’re fat btw) and lonely. Sure you have a bit of dosh now but that isn’t lasting is it? Maybe being a lying self interested piece of shit wasn’t all that fulfilling. Reap what you sowed.

 

[Nuns with guns]

I actually agree with Lanza regarding the Catboy Ranch point being very weak, despite how often it's cited as some kind of legitimate point of criticism. Imo, it was the right call to get that point out of the way, but to then focus on the far more damning instances of malicious and deceptive behavior, such as the threatening dms, the inconsistent swatting retelling + lack of transparency regarding the gofundme, the blowups toward Stardust and Hunter, the constant blaming of KF for every instance of harassment when they knew doxbin was the more likely culprit, etc.

Meanwhile, here's a few notable comments from the video:
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Not sure if it's just coincidental or if it's the way they're trying to change their voices, but according to some of the viewers, Keffals sounds a lot like Sappho, a degenerate furry who's also a map and a zoophilia advocate.
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This individual (likely some braindead zoomer based on their channel subs) is seething over the video and is trying their hardest to white knight in the comments, despite claiming that they're not a fan of Keffals.
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Page 1691 involved the discovery of Keffals following an open pedophile.
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I wish I didn't know about the furry. I thought they were talking about the poet even though it would make no sense.

Also lol at “doxxing is illegal” and “Keffals lost everything.” What did Lucas lose, really? He asked for donations, toured Europe, and finally left his home after leeching on his mom for long. I guess you could say he lost his fiancé and credibility, but the farms or the dox had nothing to do with that.

 

[Articles and Nudes]

Dunno why, but going bald after mocking people for being bald is about twelve times funnier than his premature gloating about killing KF.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Dunno why, but going bald after mocking people for being bald is about twelve times funnier than his premature gloating about killing KF.

The mocking people for going bald it seems, like most of Lucas's insults, was projection. He must have noticed himself way before we did, back when he first started to mention baldness in his posts.
He's a sad, twisted creature and if he wasn't so gross and malicious it wouldn't be as funny.
He's gone out of his way to be an obnoxious repulsive little shit and now he's experiencing the truth of the old saying "be careful how you treat people on the way up, because you'll meet them again on the way down" seeing his shit fall apart is really quite something, I've never seen a cow speedrun self destruction quite like this.

 

[coomer mcgee]

So it's no secret that Lucas's hairline is dying. It's very funny. Absolutely hilarious, really.

However...

His shitty, autistic tattoos: they deserve more love. I don't know if the nudes posted of him where you can see them were more recent or what. They're not in the OP. I know they're floating in the thread somewhere, but fuck that's a lot of digging. There's at least two that I noted: a bright, neon orange guinea pig or hamster seeking the sweet salvation of death to be free from the ogre's body, and something else.

I couldn't find them. I tried the unthinkable.

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Surprisingly, the images I was looking for didn't pop up. The image search results were fairly tame, considering. The general webpage results though, oh man. Let's take a look. All first page, by the way.

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Oh no, other people outside Kiwifarms discussing Luke's Twitter DFE fits? Say it isn't so!

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lol Twitch Karen nice.

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LMAO EWW FUCKING GROSS LOLOL!!!!

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Fart Queen Clara hosted elsewhere. You love to see it.

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Fucking based.

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Actually tried this link. Doesn't work, but considering TMZ did an interview with Luke and this says TMZ in the address I was like that's funny. And finally...

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I'm amazed at how well going after the farms worked for you, Lucas. Look at this prime search engine optimization. Are you feeling euphoric yet, buddy?

I know he has at least two that I can remember - the guinea pig one, like you said, and a stylized heart.

Spoiler: NSFL (Keffals moobs)

I'm sorry I keep posting the second pic lmao

 

[Nuns with guns]

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Lucas claiming it was just shitposting and Minecraft is somewhat plausible, but that reply seems to imply otherwise. Screencaps of any form of the Discord would be really nice, but it’s highly unlikely we’ll ever get them. If they did exist and someone was willing to distribute them to implicate Lucas in some way, it would’ve been done by now.

Eh, it was probably more tame stuff than many think. Probably trannies just sharing nudes and shit like that you already would see in Reddit. The real degenerate stuff would've occurred in DMs.

Now, it goes without saying but I would bet the farm that minors and adults engaged in sexting/ERP after meeting on that server, regardless if Keffals knew or not. Him not knowing, though, I don't believe it. He's followed pedos before and we can assume sexual innuendo was even a thing in the general channels. So maybe Keffals isn't a pedophile or never acted flirty with kids (twitter screenshots say otherwise though) but he definitely has no problem turning the blind eye when his fellow trannies do.

Also lol Q-anon adjecent. Like everything, trannies try to deflect the blame to right wing nutcases for some reason. For me it's obvious: it wasn't a cult but they promoted dangerous practices to young and gullible audiences, as well as a springboard for pedos to groom children.

 

[Something Awful]

Is it normal to put hair gel in long hair? Sounds kinda gross, but maybe I don't understand how hair gel works.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

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Is it normal to put hair gel in long hair? Sounds kinda gross, but maybe I don't understand how hair gel works.

I put gel on my pubes

 

[Naes]

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Is it normal to put hair gel in long hair? Sounds kinda gross, but maybe I don't understand how hair gel works.

You can, but most use it sparingly. Lucas knows NOTHING about hair care, brushes his hair in the shower?!! Huge Mistake, and he doesn't appear to have wavy hair, nor does he have any grasp of how to control it.

 

[Brutality]

Lol I guess Lucas had another Dubya filled day of deleting cringe/deviant tweets. Get used to it buddy, this is your life now

 

[Simon]

You can, but most use it sparingly. Lucas knows NOTHING about hair care, brushes his hair in the shower?!! Huge Mistake, and he doesn't appear to have wavy hair, nor does he have any grasp of how to control it.

Especially with thinning hair. You shouldn't be brushing it wet, if you can help it.

 

[AnOminous]

You can, but most use it sparingly. Lucas knows NOTHING about hair care, brushes his hair in the shower?!! Huge Mistake, and he doesn't appear to have wavy hair, nor does he have any grasp of how to control it.

It's okay though, in a couple years he won't have any hair to bother to control. The bald fuck.

 

[A Sunset]

OK thread, are you guys book readers or film watchers? Let's find out!

Which of these two options below would you prefer: JK Rowling writing a fictionalized version of Keffals vs KiwiFarms, or Werner Herzog making a documentary about KiwiFarms titled The Logs of KiwiFarms?

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“Angela“ is a literal retard obsessed with JK Rowling. No retard, JK Rowling is not going to fund the next Kiwi Farms. JK Rowling said biological women exist and have unique experiences that shouldn’t be erased or suppressed, and now she’s public enemy no.1 for troon autists like you. That doesn’t mean she is responsible for everything you don’t like.

Why am I even bothering to explain this. Angela is clinically retarded and, when they inevitably 41%, the global IQ will immediately be raised

You got what you wanted, and I along with others called it back when the thread was in the early stages. You won! You got kiwifarms offline and all the attention your little heart desired.

The Shartenfreud must be extreme for the oldfags in the thread. Enjoy the ogre’s downfall. I’m certainly being warmed in the light of the dumpster fire, fueled purely by Lucas’s foul, oily secretions.

For me it's obvious: it wasn't a cult but they promoted dangerous practices to young and gullible audiences, as well as a springboard for pedos to groom children.

At this point it’s probably fair to say there’s no smoking gun for the really intense allegations on Catboy Ranch, just a shitload of skeevy and unsettling interactions, quotes, and screenshots. However with Luke’s grotesque statements about underage HRT, association with open pedophiles and groomers, gross servers full of minors sharing porn with a “totally trust us, no minors allowed” rule…….

Just because there’s no smoking gun doesn’t mean nothing happened. However at the very least it’s a gross and disturbing thing to be involved in. I’m really glad the hunchbacked blob of fat and gristle didn’t successfully censor evidence of it off the internet.

 

[Nuns with guns]

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Is it normal to put hair gel in long hair? Sounds kinda gross, but maybe I don't understand how hair gel works.

You know, I used to mock Luke for going bald despite his attempts to block testosterone. But after learning this, it's a miracle he still has any fucking hair on his head.

 

[One87five0]

He needs to cut his hair. Most professional hairdressers know how to cut and style thinning hair to make it look fuller. They can also cut and style it in a way that flatters his face... hell, he might look less masculine if he went to someone who knows what they're doing.

The black box dye job also makes his scalp stand out way more than it would if he went with a medium shade of brown. He should consider going to a professional for his dye jobs as well because it makes a huge difference.

This is just woman 101, honestly. But you know, YWNBAW etc, etc.