Nintendo Fanbase Stupidity General - Rants on the explosive fanbase

[BlazikenLover]

Honestly, I don't give much of a shit about this stupid drama. I'm pretty much done with consoles as it is and just concentrating on PC. Hell, I'm getting another PC built next June, and if I wanted to play Bayonetta 3, I'll just pirate it and use yuzu. Switch emulation is getting better.

Isn't ryujinx the better option nowadays? Specially since if you got an AMD GPU

 

[marvlouslie]

Isn't ryujinx the better option nowadays? Specially since if you got an AMD GPU

I dunno. Yuzu is the only one that I know of, and I didn't really know that there were others, 'cause that's all I've seen others use.

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

He bought every Nintendo console for historical purposes and tried to review each and every one of them to see which console held up the most after release.

I hate this video because he did not buy every Nintendo console. He shows a picture of Nintendo's pre-Famicom consoles but doesn't actually display them, talk about them or otherwise prove he bought them. He overlooked the entire Color TV-Game series and he was probably too much of a pussy to track down Computer TV-Game. In doing so he misses Shigeru Miyamoto's entry into the video game market, the creation of Nintendo's modern logo and Nintendo's first internally-developed game. He's a decade late with his entire analysis.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I hate this video because he did not buy every Nintendo console. He shows a picture of Nintendo's pre-Famicom consoles but doesn't actually display them, talk about them or otherwise prove he bought them. He overlooked the entire Color TV-Game series and he was probably too much of a pussy to track down Computer TV-Game. In doing so he misses Shigeru Miyamoto's entry into the video game market, the creation of Nintendo's modern logo and Nintendo's first internally-developed game. He's a decade late with his entire analysis.

I don't see a 64DD there either, or a FDS or Satellaview.

 

[Father Karras]

Man I still haven't watched that movie trailer, and I'm waiting for a sale on the first two bayonettas on switch so I don't have to boycott. Haha, consoomers, maybe try savoring your games

 

[Sundae]

So the other day I was looking at some reviews on NintendoLife and came across this in the comments section for Nickelodeon Kart Racers 3:

Review: Nickelodeon Kart Racers 3: Slime Speedway - Slams The Series Into Reverse

"No sir, I don't like it"

www.nintendolife.com

I've noticed before that dude seemed a little off, but a near 40-yo guy proclaiming his fondness for some live action kid's show character just seems very uncomfortable.

 

[whatever I feel like]

So the other day I was looking at some reviews on NintendoLife and came across this in the comments section for Nickelodeon Kart Racers 3:

Review: Nickelodeon Kart Racers 3: Slime Speedway - Slams The Series Into Reverse

"No sir, I don't like it"

www.nintendolife.com

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I've noticed before that dude seemed a little off, but a near 40-yo guy proclaiming his fondness for some live action kid's show character just seems very uncomfortable.

I am so glad I don't know who that is.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

I am so glad I don't know who that is.

She's just a kids show character. Apparently she's very popular, but I've never heard of her.

 

[Pissmaster]

So the other day I was looking at some reviews on NintendoLife and came across this in the comments section for Nickelodeon Kart Racers 3:

Review: Nickelodeon Kart Racers 3: Slime Speedway - Slams The Series Into Reverse

"No sir, I don't like it"

www.nintendolife.com

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"I have a plan to buy Jojo Siwa game on PS4 / PS5 since I want something girlie for my PlayStation games collection. I don't know her very much but she looks fine to me."

That's an autistic pedophile. You know it, I know it, we all know it.

 

[Sundae]

That's an autistic pedophile. You know it, I know it, we all know it.

What makes it worse is that he claims to be a substitute teacher at an elementary school:


He also seems to prefer playing games aimed towards kids:

 

[Xerxes IX]

She's just a kids show character. Apparently she's very popular, but I've never heard of her.

Worse, she's a celeb/influencer who became famous as a child star. This guy's an absolute autistic pedo for being obsessed with her.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

What makes it worse is that he claims to be a substitute teacher at an elementary school:
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>not showing his deviantart page
I mean i don't blame you, but you might as well go all out at this point

>i'm fron Indonesia
That explains everything

 

[Executive Petrel]

What makes it worse is that he claims to be a substitute teacher at an elementary school:
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He also seems to prefer playing games aimed towards kids:
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Yuck. I can imagine a greasy weird guy slowly creeping up to a bunch of eight year olds, squeaking sheepishly in a gibberish tone: "Hey wazzup Fellas, um-uh, did yo play the newest smurfs game?"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"It is so difficult to find a chibi boxer with six pack body"

 

[RX-78]

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Lady, you're telling a bunch of people whose only purpose is to consoom....to not consoom something.

Spoiler: Too bad for her....BUT I MUST CONSOOOOOOOOOM!

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You might as well tell the sun not to rise, or for Bowser to stop kidnapping Peach.

This reminds me of when a group of several long-standing Persona voice actors unionized, and sega responded by firing everyone and replacing the cast with union-free alternatives.

 

[Computer Guardian]

This reminds me of when a group of several long-standing Persona voice actors unionized, and sega responded by firing everyone and replacing the cast with union-free alternatives.

That's something Sega tends to do with Unions, If I recall correctly, Ryan Drummond didn't want to be rehired to voice Sonic in Sonic Generations becuase he'd have to leave his union, so he was rejected alongside the 3rd sonic he was supposed to voice, kinda like unions can also limit what you are able to work on.

 

[NerdShamer]

So Nintendo (of Japan) has been drip-feeding some content about that new Fire Emblem game and it drove someone insane enough to point out that Xenoblade's advertising was better than this.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

WHERE. IS. ADVANCE. WARS.

 

[Pissmaster]

WHERE. IS. ADVANCE. WARS.

Advance Wars 1+2 Re-Boot Camp will be released upon the ending of Clown World.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Advance Wars 1+2 Re-Boot Camp will be released upon the ending of Clown World.

For waiting, they better add some more stuff. Like Dual Strike or some Famicom Wars shit.