Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[A Sunset]

the idea that he is just obsessively watching this thread and seeing us call him bald and then furiously combing his hair differently to try and hide it and putting on some make up here and there and dressing in bright colors cause we called him out for always wearing black amuses me to no end.

for someone who claimed this website should be destroyed he sure does seem to be obsessed with what we think about him. maybe he really did just wanna become a kiwi all along.

OOOH Stinky Keffals-Sama has noticed me making fun of his bald spot, UwU ​

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I bet he has all kinds of fun reading the Farms at night,
and seeing what all his fans are saying about him :3 ​

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Honestly he should be paying the nice ladies here for this free makeup advice, now put away your fake cleavage you disgusting wanna-be e-thot nigger and online criminal. ​

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TBH, I just wanted an excuse to try my new resized emotes. The other ones I posted were too big because I’m technologically retarded (as well as functionally). These emotes should be the proper 112X112 pixels so they’re actually usable.

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Also, Lucas is fat. He will never be a woman, and will never stop balding. Never!

 

[siegemeister675]

E N H A N C E

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This man needs to get on some anti dandruff shampoo or something. Better for him to get used to doing it now because it's only going to get 10x worse once the canyon running down his scalp opens up even more.

The obsession with Lucas's thinning rats nest is amazing, as someone who's balding this type of obsessive analyzation of my hair by autists who hate me on the internet is my worst nightmare. I love that we are inflicting this on Lucas and he has to show his face to make money. If he had just ignored the KF another trans lolcow would have risen to take his place and this thread would have died, I hope this thread goes on for a million more pages and outlives him.

 

[A Sunset]

He very obviously did something with his hair, and also maybe adjusted the camera angle? That line in his hair is now on the other side of his head.
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LOL let’s do the analysis.

Very clearly shifted the bald spot over strategically. He must have fucking combed a bunch of different ways, desperately finding a way to hide the bald spot before the next steam- an image which greatly amuses me. For now, there is some success, until the hair loss inevitably continues to the rest of the scalp.



His hair is so bizarrely, excessively frizzy. It really is unaesthetic. What’s wrong with your hair dude.


That is repulsive. Look at this dandruff. He must be new to shampooing and showering regularly, and his hair is freaking out from the attempt.

Overall, thanks 100% to the women of Faggot Farms, Lucas managed to hide his bald spot for now and is using makeup like every woman on earth. What a big boy taking his first steps toward basic hygiene and presentation, at nearly 30 years old.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

The obsession with Lucas's thinning rats nest is amazing, as someone who's balding this type of obsessive analyzation of my hair by autists who hate me on the internet is my worst nightmare. I love that we are inflicting this on Lucas and he has to show his face to make money. If he had just ignored the KF another trans lolcow would have risen to take his place and this thread would have died, I hope this thread goes on for a million more pages and outlives him.

personally im just waiting for him to pull a shoeonhead and just start wearing various wigs to hide his baldness while claiming its just a fashion choice and nothing more as he glances down slightly at the piles of various hair regrowth chemicals on the floor next to his desk all of which have failed him almost as much as he has failed to look like a real woman and not some weird goblin that you might find in your basement eating fish heads.

 

[siegemeister675]

LOL let’s do the analysis.
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Very clearly shifted the bald spot over strategically. He must have fucking combed a bunch of different ways, desperately finding a way to hide the bald spot before the next steam- an image which greatly amuses me. For now, there is some success, until the hair loss inevitably continues to the rest of the scalp.

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His hair is so bizarrely, excessively frizzy. It really is unaesthetic. What’s wrong with your hair dude.

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That is repulsive. Look at this dandruff. He must be new to shampooing and showering regularly, and his hair is freaking out from the attempt.

Overall, thanks 100% to the women of Faggot Farms, Lucas managed to hide his bald spot for now and is using makeup like every woman on earth. What a big boy taking his first steps toward basic hygiene and presentation, at nearly 30 years old.

I'll repeat, I think he's using hair fibers.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Some quick stream notes:

• Claims that this is the first stream he’s done his own makeup before after someone asked him for a makeup tutorial
• Stream setup is jank due to him not settings it up fully so he can’t be doxed. Good thing he’s not posted any doxable material then
• Apparently is bisexual, but has leaned more towards women because men are awful
• Going to France for TwitchCon in eight months. Seems he won’t be departnering then
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• Pictured above is his wound from the hot casing that ended the shooting stream
• The half eaten corn dogs were shown because he started eating them and then lost his appetite due to Adderall
• Claims to have been depressed since he got back to London
• Seems to hate London, wants to leave once his one year lease is up
• Vaped on stream
• Downloaded and played Overwatch 2
• Ended stream after sucking at Overwatch 2

In conclusion, I know too much.

 

[SwanSwanson]

I probably should've posted this awhile ago but I like to break down Lolcows personalities, I think at this point I've gotten ahold of his personality well enough.

Extroversion: 6/6

While he may be a shut-in Keffals is not a solitary person, loves internet attention and loves going to conventions.

Neurosis: 5/6

Neorisis in men often manifests much more loudly as anger and yelling, which keffals does alot of.

Contentiousness: 3/6

What he presents of his home is clean? He's pretty average on this stat. Not orderly, not messy.

Agreeability: 2/6

He is quite an aggressive person but makes his concessions when he needs to.

Openness to experience: 2/6

He's not really philosophical or that curious. Just a tranny ideologue.

 

[Brutality]

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Some quick stream notes:

• Claims that this is the first stream he’s done his own makeup before after someone asked him for a makeup tutorial
• Stream setup is jank due to him not settings it up fully so he can’t be doxed. Good thing he’s not posted any doxable material then
• Apparently is bisexual, but has leaned more towards women because men are awful
• Going to France for TwitchCon in eight months. Seems he won’t be departnering then
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• Pictured above is his wound from the hot casing that ended the shooting stream
• The half eaten corn dogs were shown because he started eating them and then lost his appetite due to Adderall
• Claims to have been depressed since he got back to London
• Seems to hate London, wants to leave once his one year lease is up
• Vaped on stream
• Downloaded and played Overwatch 2
• Ended stream after sucking at Overwatch 2

In conclusion, I know too much.

I think everyone can take some comfort in knowing that whatever slump you're in is infinitely higher than the current state of Lucas' internet "career" and personal life

Also he will definitely get Culturally Enriched if he goes to France lmao.

 

[PaladinBoo]

• Apparently is bisexual, but has leaned more towards women because men are awful

LMFAO! Lucas has now come full circle as a AGP in that he is now a transbian. Looking forward to his HER dating profile.

 

[Jack Awful]

for someone who claimed this website should be destroyed he sure does seem to be obsessed with what we think about him. maybe he really did just wanna become a kiwi all along.

I think in a timeline where he didn't troon out he'd be a Kiwi. One that constantly a-logs and is mocked for it.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Lucas is probably into other trans women so that they both can commiserate about chopping their dicks off and call it sex.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I think in a timeline where he didn't troon out he'd be a Kiwi. One that constantly a-logs and is mocked for it.

He is definitely an edgy boi. I'm not sure he'd be a Kiwi but he sounds like the kind who'd spend far too long on SomethingAwful. Before it got infested with trannies, that is. The random insults and yo momma jokes are clearly in his blood just as much as the horsepiss.

 

[My Name is Mud]

He is definitely an edgy boi. I'm not sure he'd be a Kiwi but he sounds like the kind who'd spend far too long on SomethingAwful. Before it got infested with trannies, that is. The random insults and yo momma jokes are clearly in his blood just as much as the horsepiss.

He'd definitely be an /r9k/ fag. In fact, I'm willing to bet he was a 4chan regular in his younger years.

 

[I faked the autism]

Lucas posted this trying to be an edgy boy


Of course he deleted this because his blue check twitter account is how he validates himself.

I didn't see this in time to archive it but it's still listed on Google. He lost over 400 followers, Not sure if it was the comment or his public thirsting for young boys to an audience primarily made up of minors?

Edit: it's now removed from Google listings, almost as if someone is sitting there F'5ing this thread 24/7.

 

[Sammich]

Werner Herzog made (among a lot of other actually really good movies) a documentary about Timothy Treadwell, called "Grizzly Man," about a dude who went inna da woods and hung out with grizzly bears for years until (shocking absolutely nobody) he got eaten by grizzly bears. The footage is mainly by Treadwell himself, obviously, but it was really put together well, and is a very sympathetic portrayal of someone who was really a complete lolcow, but incredibly sincere about the insanely dumb things he was doing.

What he did in that film would actually do the Farms justice, I think.

Herzog is great, you really gotta watch the Port of Call; LA he did with cage. The only way either of them would be involved was if the other worked on it. It's a really great movie, cage is just cage, and Herzog just did a great job. He has made soem great flims./docs

On topic, i wonder when reality will dawn on lucas, I can't wait for that.

 

[Nuns with guns]

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Some quick stream notes:

• Claims that this is the first stream he’s done his own makeup before after someone asked him for a makeup tutorial
• Stream setup is jank due to him not settings it up fully so he can’t be doxed. Good thing he’s not posted any doxable material then
• Apparently is bisexual, but has leaned more towards women because men are awful
• Going to France for TwitchCon in eight months. Seems he won’t be departnering then
• View attachment 3749190
• Pictured above is his wound from the hot casing that ended the shooting stream
• The half eaten corn dogs were shown because he started eating them and then lost his appetite due to Adderall
• Claims to have been depressed since he got back to London
• Seems to hate London, wants to leave once his one year lease is up
• Vaped on stream
• Downloaded and played Overwatch 2
• Ended stream after sucking at Overwatch 2

In conclusion, I know too much.

That fucking cleavage pic. Also, Lucas: ditch the flannel + wife beater. You don't look like an uwu butch lesbian, you just look like a manly man on those. Kind of like a gay, emo lumberjack, but still definitely a man.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Werner Herzog made (among a lot of other actually really good movies) a documentary about Timothy Treadwell, called "Grizzly Man," about a dude who went inna da woods and hung out with grizzly bears for years until (shocking absolutely nobody) he got eaten by grizzly bears. The footage is mainly by Treadwell himself, obviously, but it was really put together well, and is a very sympathetic portrayal of someone who was really a complete lolcow, but incredibly sincere about the insanely dumb things he was doing.

What he did in that film would actually do the Farms justice, I think.

Timothy Treadwell survived 14 summers, left behind a lot of really stunning footage, accepted what he was getting into when he made the choice not to carry guns or bear spray, breathed a lot of fresh air and touched a lot of grass and died doing what he loved. If it weren't for the fact that he got his bear fearing girlfriend killed along with him, he'd be the best kind of crazy, the kind you get when you channel mental illness into something that isn't cutting your dick off and posting on Twitter.

 

[Something Awful]

Keffals shocked anyone still takes him seriously. So are we, bro. So are we.

(A)

Looks like his latest stream is gone (because he showed dox like a retard, I assume), did anyone archive it?

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[I faked the autism]

Luckily I saved the cached URL of the deleted tweet of Lucas calling himself a faggot
So there's more proof than that just my screenshot, wish I would of put that in the edit.

Looks like his latest stream is gone (because he showed dox like a retard, I assume), did anyone archive it?

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Hmm, I've noticed he posts and does things at odd hours then he later deletes them. Could the reason he deleted the stream be he revealed too much about his pedophilic lust for young boys, high on Adderall? Stimulants tend to make people horny and talkative.

 

[FinnSven]

I think in a timeline where he didn't troon out he'd be a Kiwi. One that constantly a-logs and is mocked for it.

I think he would be somewhat like Ethan Ralph, but a splinter Kiwi version.
As in he would first suck up to Null, but when he doesn’t get the promotion to second in command he wants, he would form his own kiwifarms forum and try to outdo the original.

Naturally, this would be very cow-worthy.

I can also see him getting into a fight and beaten up live on camera, just like Ralph.