BasedCentrist
kiwifarms.net
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Galaxy brain take. Sneed, 41%, YWNBAW etc.
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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Galaxy brain take. Sneed, 41%, YWNBAW etc.
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He looks like John Wayne Gacy in drag.
John Gacy is that clown paedophilic serial killer known as Patches the Clown.
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aka Pogo the Clown.
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- Oct 6, 2021
I love them
I'm a big believer in strategic bullying for the purpose of character development. It's a time honored method that used to fix the fixable and make them worthwhile members of society, and keep the unfixable from parading their deviance and inflicting themselves on others.LOL let’s do the analysis.
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Very clearly shifted the bald spot over strategically. He must have fucking combed a bunch of different ways, desperately finding a way to hide the bald spot before the next steam- an image which greatly amuses me. For now, there is some success, until the hair loss inevitably continues to the rest of the scalp.
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His hair is so bizarrely, excessively frizzy. It really is unaesthetic. What’s wrong with your hair dude.
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That is repulsive. Look at this dandruff. He must be new to shampooing and showering regularly, and his hair is freaking out from the attempt.
Overall, thanks 100% to the women of Faggot Farms, Lucas managed to hide his bald spot for now and is using makeup like every woman on earth. What a big boy taking his first steps toward basic hygiene and presentation, at nearly 30 years old.
I'm glad to see if nothing else Lucas is now taking some care about his appearance, which means the mean ol' Mango Ranch transphobes has vastly improved the day of anyone who has to interact with Lucas.
We even got him to shower and wash his hair.
Imagine how grateful the people who know him will be.
Small steps.
Of course it doesn't fix the underlying problem, and theres nothing bullying can do about his hunchback, but at least this greasy bald transvestite is a little easier to be around thanks to us.
We're doing Gods Work here people.
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Super late to this, I know. Earlier I predicted stopping at 8K exactly. amazing. Catching up on the thread to see if this has changed.
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Lucas, you really are a greedy fat goblin who never ceases to amaze me.
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Now if this retard can learn what mousse is we might have something.
His hair is so bizarrely, excessively frizzy. It really is unaesthetic. What’s wrong with your hair dude.
It stuns me how these tranny freaks say they are women, yet refuse to learn about beauty products in the way that women do. Hint, YouTube exists! There are a lot of undersocialized women (yeah I know that isn’t his problem) that learn about these things on the same internet they use for catboy pornography.
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As someone who used to spend too much time on Something Awful before Lowtax got sick of me telling him it was becoming infested with Trannies I agree 100%
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$100k in donation fraud and instead of just moving to another city in Canada "to be safe"... he just moves back to the same city as before, where he claimed people wanted to find him and do illegal things to him?
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I saw Grizzly Man. And, yeah, he'd definitely have a thread here if he were still alive. Kinda tragic that was a struggling actor who would've been Woody Harrelson's character on Cheers, so he says. Seems like that pushed him over the edge. He was a closeted homosexual too, which was made super clear in the speech he gave about wishing he were gay, that way life would be easier. (I bet money had he made it to current year, he would've just trooned out.)
KutsuEtsaaja
kiwifarms.net
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Obviously he's feeling safe back at Canada in the same city, because that evil place Mango Farms has been fully deleted from the Internet, and it will never come back! Never! Heckin' good effort by Lucas John Roberts and Elliot Schlong Gone Rong.
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You know it's probably not good to brag, especially since it was a really predictable turn of events, however I'd just like to pat myself on the back for being the first to predict a loneliness/depression arc. My argument back then being that Keffals had not actually been alone at all since the fiance breakup and the realization of being all alone in an apartment was going to hit like a ton of bricks.
I concur, I didn't see anyone else post it yet but here's something.... it was, something.
>See Twitter Voice Note
>Click it, Keffals voice says the following
>'You will never be a crewmate. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play.'
>'You are a impostor twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of crewmatery.'
>That's as far into it as I got before they deleted it
>MFW this fuck read out an Among Us version of the 'You will never be a woman' "Transphobic" copypasta
You will never be a crewmate. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. You are a impostor twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of crewmatery.
All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. In emergency meetings people call you sus. The devs are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat.
Crewmates are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of games have allowed crewmates to suss out sus with incredible efficiency. Even impostors who fake tasks act uncanny and suspicious to a crewmate. Your jumping in vents is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a crewmate to electrical with you, he'll turn tail and use the emergency button the second he gets the suspicion that you sabotaged.
You will never be a winner. You wrench out a fake task every single game and tell yourself it is going to be a win, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it will be too much to bear - people will vote you out for being impostor and will plunge you into the cold abyss. Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They will eject you with a headstone marked with your birth tag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a impostor is drifting there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sus.
All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. In emergency meetings people call you sus. The devs are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat.
Crewmates are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of games have allowed crewmates to suss out sus with incredible efficiency. Even impostors who fake tasks act uncanny and suspicious to a crewmate. Your jumping in vents is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a crewmate to electrical with you, he'll turn tail and use the emergency button the second he gets the suspicion that you sabotaged.
You will never be a winner. You wrench out a fake task every single game and tell yourself it is going to be a win, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it will be too much to bear - people will vote you out for being impostor and will plunge you into the cold abyss. Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They will eject you with a headstone marked with your birth tag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a impostor is drifting there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sus.
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I would say the distain would go to a particular set of people who opt out of having children who look at it like its an own on those who do. IDGAF that you can go to San Fransisco at the drop of a hat; you're retarded if you think that's a flex on someone who would have to make logistical considerations due to kids. And then the ones who don't have kids because they're [insert whatever adjective here]. Nigga, YOU WERE PROBABLY THAT TOO! I'm glad you recognized karma would probably give you an asshole kid 10x worse than you were, and noped outta that.
Live your life with or without kids. But stop acting like you've achieved some rare unlockable to life by not having them.
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He was never stable and I think he's starting to crack. He really is somehow both fascinating to observe at the same time as incredibly boring. We're watching him unravel like his hairline, I wouldn't be surprised if he was actively pulling out his hair as well as losing it to his male pattern baldness, and I'm glad someone else is noticing his habit of Tweeting weird shit in the early hours then deleting it. I don't think Lucas sleeps much these days.You know it's probably not good to brag, especially since it was a really predictable turn of events, however I'd just like to pat myself on the back for being the first to predict a loneliness/depression arc. My argument back then being that Keffals had not actually been alone at all since the fiance breakup and the realization of being all alone in an apartment was going to hit like a ton of bricks.
I concur, I didn't see anyone else post it yet but here's something.... it was, something.
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>See Twitter Voice Note
>Click it, Keffals voice says the following
>'You will never be a crewmate. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play.'
>'You are a impostor twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of crewmatery.'
>That's as far into it as I got before they deleted it
>MFW this fuck read out an Among Us version of the 'You will never be a woman' "Transphobic" copypasta
You will never be a crewmate. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. You are a impostor twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of crewmatery.
All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. In emergency meetings people call you sus. The devs are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat.
Crewmates are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of games have allowed crewmates to suss out sus with incredible efficiency. Even impostors who fake tasks act uncanny and suspicious to a crewmate. Your jumping in vents is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a crewmate to electrical with you, he'll turn tail and use the emergency button the second he gets the suspicion that you sabotaged.
You will never be a winner. You wrench out a fake task every single game and tell yourself it is going to be a win, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it will be too much to bear - people will vote you out for being impostor and will plunge you into the cold abyss. Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They will eject you with a headstone marked with your birth tag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a impostor is drifting there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sus.
We're watching this Ogre's psyche disintegrate in real time.
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- Posts fucking voiced parody of the YWNBAW copypasta
- Openly drops the dreaded “F-Slur” on Twitter
- Complains that he’s “just shitposting” and shouldn’t be taken seriously
- Steals edgy Kiwi Farms memes about 9/11
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I love how his tweet on incels managed to anger everybody for a widely diverse list of reasons.
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On the contrary. You need to binge-listen to old MATI podcasts like I am currently doing. Four years on this site and I never looked up any of the lore until now. There are so many crazy stories associated with this site, not just the lolcows but the forum itself. Lolsuits, interpersonal drama, Joshua Moon having some kind of a connection to all the known alt-tech personalities, the way the site captured a fading Zeitgeist that is now being actively attacked and extinguished. You could fill a 100 hour documentary. Werner Herzog, are you lurking here?
You'd be surprised how many teenagers are secretly lurking here. Just coming over here from the ContraPoints fandom alone. They might not make accounts but they are definitely lurking. I know this from reading tweets and Youtube comments where KF is referenced by them.
Here's an example of KF lore I only recently discovered from binge-listening to the MATI podcast about Lowtax's death: the SA connection to KF. I myself discovered SA back in the late 1990s/early y2k but I read it for the satire (lolcow pioneer Cliff Yablonski, fake lawyer Leonard J Crabs, Your Band Sucks/Dr. David Thorpe the music critic), not the forums - except for Photoshop Phriday, of course, which was one of the highlights. I remember one of those images (the double-fingered cherry pie, which was part of a challenge to edit porn images in such a way to make them seem wholesome) even ended up as a Suzie Bright book cover.
And to return to the actual topic of of this thread, I went and tried to determine the exact moment that the discourse on Keffals' home-raid (due to the impersonator who threatened to shoot up London, Ontario City Hall) shifted from not knowing who the perpetrator was to "KiwiFarms def did it". AFAICT, the first time any of Keffals' followers brought up KiwiFarms as a target was this tweet on the 11th of August 2022:
This was one day after that 10th of August 2022 consultation confirmation letter from his legal firm, where Keffals had already named KiwiFarms as a legal target to his lawyers, but had not yet (AFAICT) disclosed to his audience that he was going to target KiwiFarms.
This 11th of August 2022 tweet suggests that there were already Keffals stans on Twatter who knew in advance of everyone else that Keffals was going to target KiwiFarms, even though Keffals had not publicly disclosed this yet.
This 10th of August 2022 tweet mentions KiwiFarms and Destiny:
But this 10th of August tweet only mentions Destiny:
This begs the question: why did the discourse shift from "Destiny did it" to "KiwiFarms did it"?
And how did this person who tweeted on the 11th apaprently know in advance of everyone else that Keffals was going to name and target KiwiFarms? Were they one of the people who were sending Keffals the aforementioned e-mails (that will hopefully be discovered when Destiny goes to court)? ("I will keep matching the receipts that get sent to my email.")
I went throught all of his tweets over the month of August:
and lo behold, all of the tweets between the 5th of August and the 10th of August are either missing or he wasn't tweeting anything:
Keffals doesn't start naming Joshua Moon on Twitter until the 18th of August video and this tweet from the 18th of August is AFAICT literally the first time ever he name-drops Joshua Moon there as a target:
So he spent a week lying to his followers about suing the London, Ontario Police, but he already knew and had told his lawyers that he was going to target KF on the 10th of August and one of his own stans was bringing up KF as the target a day after the consultation with the lawyer.
I checked the tweets from people @Keffals as soon as they found out that he had been home-raided, and indeed, at first no one mentioned KiwiFarms. That shift in discourse happened later.
9th of August to 10th of August: no one is mentioning KiwiFarms or Joshua Moon:
10th of August to 11th of August: no one is mentioning KiwiFarms or Joshua Moon until the August 10th tweet shown above, where KF is brought up in connection to Destiny.
Most notable thing about this series of tweets is that Manning begins to tweet at Keffals while identifying aspects of his hardware components based on the pictures of Keffals retrieving his confiscated gear from the police:
Why would Manning do this though, and do it so openly? Why would he list Keffals' hardware on Keffals' own timeline, while a more naive Keffals is seemingly still reeling from the realization of just how much can be determined on the basis of a single social media picture? Was this social engineering meant to scare Keffals and make him and his followers even more paranoia through a live demonstration of how much someone would be able to determine based on a picture? Or was Manning doing this to advertise his counter-intelligence skills? (For those of you who are zoomers and don't know who Manning is based knowing his as a famous troon, Manning is a convicted cyber-criminal who was trained in counter-intelligence tactics by the US Army. He knows how to emotionally manipulate someone into doing his bidding or to bring them in a certain state of mind.)
11th of August to 12th of August, again, more speculation, with people still thinking he's going to sue the police, and more people asking questions about the GFM:
This tweet appears to allude to KF:
12th of August to 13th of August, Keffals gets in touch with Eli Erlick, brags about still supporting the DIY HRT Directory:
13th of August to 14th of August, more complaints about the fraudulent GoFundMe:
What happened between the 5th of August and the 10th of August that led to this shift from targeting the London, Ontario Police to targeting Joshua Moon and KiwiFarms? All of this information should be made discoverable in the event of a lolsuit. All e-mails between him and his lawyers, all correspondence between his lawyers and the London, Ontario Police, the e-mail receipts he was receiving from third parties, etc.
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Lucas probably has an account here, I'm sure he is going engage with us in his very own thread at some point.
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You know it's probably not good to brag, especially since it was a really predictable turn of events, however I'd just like to pat myself on the back for being the first to predict a loneliness/depression arc. My argument back then being that Keffals had not actually been alone at all since the fiance breakup and the realization of being all alone in an apartment was going to hit like a ton of bricks.
I concur, I didn't see anyone else post it yet but here's something.... it was, something.
View attachment 3749743
>See Twitter Voice Note
>Click it, Keffals voice says the following
>'You will never be a crewmate. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play.'
>'You are a impostor twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of crewmatery.'
>That's as far into it as I got before they deleted it
>MFW this fuck read out an Among Us version of the 'You will never be a woman' "Transphobic" copypasta
You will never be a crewmate. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. You are a impostor twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of crewmatery.
All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. In emergency meetings people call you sus. The devs are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat.
Crewmates are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of games have allowed crewmates to suss out sus with incredible efficiency. Even impostors who fake tasks act uncanny and suspicious to a crewmate. Your jumping in vents is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a crewmate to electrical with you, he'll turn tail and use the emergency button the second he gets the suspicion that you sabotaged.
You will never be a winner. You wrench out a fake task every single game and tell yourself it is going to be a win, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it will be too much to bear - people will vote you out for being impostor and will plunge you into the cold abyss. Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They will eject you with a headstone marked with your birth tag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a impostor is drifting there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sus.
Here's the voice note from the tweet. Painfully unfunny delivery. Now this is the second time he's made a YWNBAW joke in the past couple days. Pair that with the makeup and hair changes, dude must be glued to this thread.
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If it was a shitpost, why follow it up with how TIMs are touch starved, let alone delete it afterwards. Seems like the typical thinly veiled "why won't anyone fuck me" cry for help of an incel framed as "suck the girlcock bigot" that TIMs often do
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Of course he does! We're way more fun. And now, after making himself the martyr St. Keffals of Ratio, dickless be his name, he's constantly under scrutiny and walking on eggshells when posting on social media. Between his own dwindling army of idiot wokescold teenagers and the sharpened metaphorical knives of the many enemies he's made recently, he has nowhere to go but down and being miserable every second of it.
And still, the Kiwi Farms remains.