DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I just realized he even did this unrecorded. I don't know what to say. If someone was in their 40's acting like this I wouldn't want to have anything to do with them. I would avoid them like they were a stack of needles. But you know his audience of dents will give him pity bucks or atonement dollars as if THEY did something wrong. Making other people feel bad because YOU didn't earn something... what a fucking bastard.
Ideally, the 40s are supposed to be a time when a man is in his prime. It is a period where a man still has vigor, but also has a good amount of wisdom. Belphegor has neither. He is completely stunted due to his entire life experience being vidya shit. No other hobbies or social circles, just vidya and streaming. The ultimate manchild.
 
Ideally, the 40s are supposed to be a time when a man is in his prime. It is a period where a man still has vigor, but also has a good amount of wisdom. Belphegor has neither. He is completely stunted due to his entire life experience being vidya shit. No other hobbies or social circles, just vidya and streaming. The ultimate manchild.
You are right. Ideally a man in his 40s should have his plan laid out for retirement, a career, a family and kids to enjoy. Phil has a crusty, dusty bedroom stuffed with empty boxes and failure, a condo that is most likely rotting from the inside out, and is in a loveless marriage.
 
He's REALLY stretching these prestreams longer and longer. Obligatory "I love you guys for supporting me" after a low support stream day yesterday.
Love the speech he gave for the day stream about how much he love and appreciates supporters for giving him money, and fuck advertising like a shill.
A lot can change in 10 hours, i suppose.
Alternatively, he was merely pretending in one of these streams.
 
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I love how Dave talks to his audience the exact same way a McDonalds shift manager talks to his after school teen employees. Just the perfect level of disappointment, exasperation, and condensation. Except instead of talking down to high school kids who arent working hard enough hes talking to the people who give him money to play fucking video games. It perfect to me.
 
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Jesus fucking Christ. Both days had over $100, there is no reason to put an emergency beg at the top of the schedule.
 
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Jesus fucking Christ. Both days had over $100, there is no reason to put an emergency beg at the top of the schedule.
How much begging can one person create in one day? Begs in his community tab, begs in his schedule shortt, begs in his streaming calendar. Ffs Phil. Your whales don't have bottomless wallets. Man I wish he gets two "no tier1 goal streams" today just to humble him a little bit. And last week was the fucking same. He begged for his day off his wednesday stream wasn't exactly profitable but he managed to get what he wanted plus eating at a restaurant with his fat wife. Plus don't forget: he gets paid either tomorrow or on friday at the latest
 
but for mastabatory HR Giger game he complains specifically about being under powered and out numbered, almost like it's trying to be SURVIVAL horror, fucking retard.
With Scorn it's especially funny since right up to release he thought it was going to be a mindless shooter game, he even called it a "Doom style game." Then it turned out to be the exact opposite but he had already committed to doing it and it's on Gamepass anyway so he probably figured why not.
 
Has he stopped using the term "Hardcore Gaming Season"? I only watch clips but it seems like he doesn't say it anymore. It was always one of my favorite DSPisms

I noticed that too. It seems he replaced it with saying "busy release schedule" and similar things. Maybe his mom doesnt like him using the word hardcore
 
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Spoiler: Konami put in the description of there video that Silent Hill 2 remake and a movie is coming out.

Phil salivating over the most mundane game news he sees on Twitter again, prepare for a 30min rant on something I covered in one sentence.
More remakes....yay
 
I noticed that too. It seems he replaced it with saying "busy release schedule" and similar things. Maybe his mom doesnt like him using the word hardcore
He's still using the word "hardcore" quite a bit so it won't be that. I think it may be more tied to how little everyone, including the 'chairs, care about it. And that's assuming that he's doing this consciously and it's not because he's already running so many grifts that he's forgotten about hyping it up. I wonder if his newer habit of dodging new releases far more often might tie into it as well.
 
Has he stopped using the term "Hardcore Gaming Season"? I only watch clips but it seems like he doesn't say it anymore. It was always one of my favorite DSPisms
He recently said "I don't think there's a hardcore gaming season anymore". As if anyone on the planet besides him ever called the winter/christmas release schedule this.
 
This fucking wop is crying he can't take the horse to the pumpkin patch on his day off. The closest one to his house is less than 20 minutes away.

Nice try retard but those directions include highway driving and Dave cant drive on a highway because there is a heatwave and he has a bad back and the retarded mayor didnt buy enough snowplows. Nothing he can do for his fat wife, ok?
 
This fucking wop is crying he can't take the horse to the pumpkin patch on his day off. The closest one to his house is less than 20 minutes away.


They sell pumpkins at the front displays of every supermarket in America for the length of October

Why does Kat need to go to a pumpkin patch? Is she 9?
 
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