Dnein
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I legit thought that was tampons. What kind of body dysmorphia made her think this would work.
Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows
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I legit thought that was tampons. What kind of body dysmorphia made her think this would work.
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"How is this outfit still available on our website?!"
Because it would be absolutely, irredeemably hideous on anybody, not just you, Jordan. Nobody has to ask, "Does that outfit look gross just because it's on an ambulatory trash bag full of spoiled mayo, or is it really that ugly?" Hon, it's that ugly.
Spare no pity for the tattoo artist; their work is abysmal. The drawing doesn't even try to create the illusion of 3-D snakes going in and out of her flesh, which could still be done even on somebody as corpulent as Jordan. Nah—it's just disconnected chunks of snake that would have made absolutely no sense to me, had you not included the inspiration pic.
I hope she paid a lot for it. But god damn, she should find a skilled artist who can do some revision work on it, because as it is that's just appallingly bad. If you told me she'd gone to jail and got it done while doing time, I'd believe you.
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I think it's actually supposed to be the little pull strings from a hoodie. You can see one of the puffs at the end right there. Honestly, because it's so terrible and she's such a bloated fatass, it could be anything.
mehjoon
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I think it's an open-mouthed snake? I never realised it, until I saw someone else point it out a while ago.
It's not like her tattoo artist did her any favors either. I used to believe they simply gave up when faced with the dauting task of finding her collarbones, but as someone pointed out above, it is very reasonable that she just chose someone talentless for the job. Maybe one of those queer inclusive lgbtqia tattoo parlors.
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Ahhh now I see it. Well, that's just unfortunate.
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All of splotch-face's videos are made from her bed, in the room she's kept in her parents home, because she is a failed adult. She seemingly never goes outside, and if she does it's to buy starbucks from the drive thru. There is nothing going on in her life except for getting mad that she can't control what other people post online. THIN PEOPLE EAT FOOD BUT IF I EAT FOOD I'M FAAAaaaAAAAaaaT lmao yeah girl, just go back to sleep
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This is actually really sad. People with dwarfism have high rates of arthritis and joint problems because their bones and cartilage don't form properly. A lot of them have mobility issues, and not just because they're short. Most of them have to be very careful not to gain weight, because being so small means their caloric requirement is much lower than that of an average sized adult. I don't know why you'd sign yourself up for more pain and suffering than you had to.
It's also super dangerous, especially on long flights. If you cannot move around, you are more likely to suffer a blood clot, particularly in your lower legs. These are dangerous because they can easily break off and travel to the small arteries around your lung or in your brain, which can cause you to literally drop dead where you stand without much, if any, warning at all. It's sometimes survivable with treatment, but that involves anticoagulation therapy ("blood thinners") which can themselves be dangerous, especially as you age. Actually, Chantal is the only person I've ever heard of who has walked away from multiple PEs, and she appears unfazed by them, so whatever.Oh god I wish Splotchy and Tess have a nice lil' social media war.
Airlines are shit. If some creepy asshat was groping a fellow passenger the entire flight there would be hell to pay. But no, this is fine, just touch my entire side for 4 hours. Fucking nightmare. What is the airline going to do if someone has a legit panic attack because some fatty is too inconsiderate to buy an extra seat for themselves.
There was actually an older lady who sued an airline after being trapped next to a fat person on a long-haul flight, getting a clot from being unable to move, and suffering a stroke which left her permanently disabled. I'm sure it was discussed in this thread.
Regarding Jordan, I have a question.
...what the FUCK? She can't be much older than 30, right? It's really horrible that nobody in her life loves her enough to sit down with her and say, "I love you and you are important in my life. This is hard for me to say, but I'm scared and sad watching you destroy yourself with food. You can't even walk anymore." I guess it's possible someone has tried but she shut it down right out of the gate. It's interesting to compare her level of (im)mobility with that of Anna O'Brien or even Chantal. Weight distribution becomes unique at the far right of the curve, of course, but she appears to be younger than they are and weigh less than they do, but she's barely able to walk. She's short, but so is Chantal. Jordan has the mobility of an Ash Nischuk at a much lower weight. I don't understand how anyone can be delusional enough to think, "yeah, this is fine, I'm doing okay" as they heave themselves around like that. She has to remember that she could move more easily when she weighed less, right? Does she just write it off as a coincidence?
Also, the girl with the "shirt" made of jeans is trying to do satire, yes? She cannot possibly think that the LeWk she's created is actually cute. Pants, even oversized pants, function as they should. Her "top" does not.
Also, findingevie is done. She's bed bound and will be dead within a couple of years. How the FUCK do you break your femur just walking around?
These people exhaust me.
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Do any of these assholes have anything else going on in their lives beyond eating and TikTok? I mean, one of the more educated ones, Caleb Luna, got a whole ass Masters in Fat Dance and seems to still not do much. He posted a few weeks back that he's still recovering from submitting his dissertation, which was months ago.
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Also beleive she has the skeletal dysplasia form not anchondroplasia so she already has dislcoation issues.
mehjoon
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Total LifebyJen levels of delusion, except younger. We've seen this play out time and time again. It's how insidious the HAES/fat liberation hug box is. They have a 30 year old who can barely walk, flipping the bird to a double digit amount of specialists. You gonna die, bitch.
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Ok but if Jordan is becoming a man then why is she at the gyno ? Help, my brain
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It's just concern trolling, reeeeee
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Size 2, sure. To bitches this fat, every woman below an American size 14 is either a "size 2" or a"size 0" and they always have something cunty to say about them. Regardless, she was probably there to work on her fitness/health and could do the poses more or less properly without her own ass in the way. She was probably fed up and annoyed (also grossed out) by some lard barge being a huge distraction huffing and puffing like a chainsmoker and chronic meth addict trying to run the Boston Marathon, sweating buckets, and emitting highly offensive unwashed fat person odor while they grunt and flail around, all while being so incapable of doing the workout that she clearly has no business being there other than bragging rights or attention. It's hard not to keep looking over at that spectacle no matter how hard you don't want to. If fatty's shitty attitude was on display, everyone was probably on edge dreading the moment when the hamplanet finally has some kind of injury or starts screeching they're having a medical event (real or not) and everyone has to stop and watch an ambulance crew and half the fire department come deal with it.
I'm not trying to shit on fat people who try to exercise here, but ffs if you're that huge a fucking walk is about as much exertion as you should risk until you drop some weight by not eating so goddamned much. You can't get around that. HAES retards telling 400 lb beasts who know jack and shit about fitness that they are equally capable of workouts as a 120-150 lb fit person who's been doing yoga/weightlifting/whatever regularly for years is just irresponsible no matter how good their intentions might be. Being legitimately ignorant, experiencing bad cope, or HAES advocates giving bad information is just unfortunate, but the fat people (Tess Holliday, calling you out here) who just stink up a gym for 20 minutes while they take selfies in athleisure and maybe briefly flail around like a tortoise that slipped on a Mario Kart banana peel so they can blast on socials about how much they totally work out while fat deserve what they get.
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What do you mean "what am I gonna do?" Bitch you live in New York City not Tucumcari. Just go to a nearby café and mingle. It's not rocket science.
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Imagine the smell. Bumboclaat!!!
the chances of breaking a bone doing something mundane are much higher for an obese person.
Everyone falls at the same velocity, but fatties have more mass and thus land with more force. Fat doesn’t really cushion the impact unless they land on their ass or gut. They have poor mobility, which makes it difficult to break the fall, so more awkward landings too. Broken wrists and ankles are quite common for ambulatory fatties.
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Just stumbled across this on YouTube. On the plus side, she doesn't seem to go through life with the cup of attitude most superfats do. On the minus side, she's apparently a fitness coach.
Meet Jai Murphy - GalaxyFit Guide (6XL)
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You ignorant shitlords need another round of #fatyoga education.
GALAXY. SHE'S GALAXY SIZED.
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Hah, she's telling on herself here - if "fat is beautiful", as she says, why wasnt her first thought "that girl is checking me out"?? It's almost as if she doesn't believe her own bullshit.
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That legit looks like the Join Or Die snake if it was redrawn by a meth head.