The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AMHOLIO]

I pay the kids for their chores though. Plus bank their share of the farm income in their names so they'll have a bit of a cushion when they leave home or turn 21, whichever comes first.
Got me thinking about shoving a caravan next to the old barn and getting a troon or two now.

The one problem is that you'll have to feed them, which might cost you 4 times as much as the caravan did!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Got me thinking about shoving a caravan next to the old barn and getting a troon or two now.

I'm picturing you leaving a trail of stripey knee socks out to an old RV.

Make sure you don't have any holes in the screens, in the house proper. Troons love to infest basements.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

The one problem is that you'll have to feed them, which might cost you 4 times as much as the caravan did!

Not if he gets a Jen.
Or makes them eat some of the pellets...

 

[AirdropShitposts]

All this speculation about their finances ignores that this is an anarcho-communist commune run according to the principles of scientific socialism. Finances are a concern in the capitalist system which they have opted out of for the foundations of a superior society that does not rely on the exploitive nature of profit. They operate through the simple community distribution of socially necessary labor. The very "flaws" you think you perceive in their operations are solely the result of capitalist and revisionist wreckers and saboteurs like Earl, basic physics or the propane company that will stop at nothing to attempt to make the Tranch's exploitation free way of life appear to (temporarily) fail so as to scare others out of following them. I'd explain it to you in more detail but I'm quite sure you unqueers wouldn't get it because of the complexity.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'd explain it to you in more detail but I'm quite sure you unqueers wouldn't get it because of the complexity.

Great, the tranch has been so unexciting that it's turning users into queer anarchoconmunists.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Great, the tranch has been so unexciting that it's turning users into queer anarchoconmunists.

Unlike the bougie concerns of The Tranch and their ally Keffals, I have always supported intergalactic liberation for all peoples (and non-peoples) through mandatory permanent queerness.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

They operate through the simple community distribution of socially necessary labor.

Literally eating shit is socially necessary labor?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Literally eating shit is socially necessary labor?

Since uh sewage treatment services and workers are absolutely necessary to run modern cities, yes. Jen eating shit is socially necessary, even useful, making him a good comrade.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Literally eating shit is socially necessary labor?

All public acts of queerness are socially necessary labor, fascist.

 

[Neko GF]

New cria meeting the other kids
(10.22.22)

Original:

Archive will be up, whenever I can actually upload it.

 

[stupid frog]

https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UC80ap3c-z0gypL7j0kIG32Q

Nothin' goin' on here.

>170 subs

 

[KiwiFuzz]

New cria meeting the other kids
(10.22.22)

Original:

Archive will be up, whenever I can actually upload it.

Was that Kevin with the hose? Kind of fucked up to spray little dude like that.

Also, we have evidence of an unprecedented second plant species!

Yucca sp.

Little G's probably going to die soon. The rest of the week is scheduled for a high of 53 and a low of 19. (12 and -7 for Bongs.)

 

[Souji Tendou]

Ex-Trancher Got Some words to say about that hellhole.

So, some of you might remember Cryptid from roughly mid-2020. Some conversations have recently leaked from them, Tl;dr, not many kind words about the ranch.

Spoiler: Funny images

 

[Ghostse]

Ex-Trancher Got Some words to say about that hellhole.

So, some of you might remember Cryptid from roughly mid-2020. Some conversations have recently leaked from them, Tl;dr, not many kind words about the ranch.

Spoiler: Funny images

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Lol.
"I lost weight when I had to real work". No shit you lazy shiftless parasite.

"I wanted to learn to shop lift" Ah good, going against the grain of Anarchists being criminal parasites.

 

[2525ABC]

New grift alert?

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-in-our-expansion?member=22864035


We here at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch started our project in 2018 in order to provide Haven for queer folk in the face of rising fascism in the United States.

From inception we have been a community driven project, here to facilitate the needs of the queer community, as best we can, because of the rising violence and legislative erasure going on in the US right now.

We are now ready to expand onto two additional properties, enhancing our ability to not only help with emergency housing and by providing work but adding the ability to offer support groups and queer events that are safe and accessible to LGBTQIA folks in and around Boulder County CO

These new properties also enable us to begin farming a full 5 acres giving us another source of income but also allowing us to help folks who are in need. It also opens up the possibility of having horses which is a massive benefit in helping a very traumatized community heal.
We would not be expanding the alpaca herd during this time so being able to relegate the male herd to one property will also help with pasture restoration.
We are asking for help to cover six months of the rent at the Boulder Co location plus funds to begin the farming operation there. This will also be used to build the encloser for the alpaca, sheep, goats, ducks and chickens that will be moved to the Boulder County location.
We are able to cover all other aspects of the expansion because of some very generous folks helping us get it done.
Help us continue our project and grow even more to help the queer community.

Can't attach screenshot right now, but they're at $303 / $4500 from 11 donors

 

[AnOminous]

We here at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch started our project in 2018 in order to provide Haven for queer folk in the face of rising fascism in the United States.

Lol, a haven my ass. They formed a cult compound and as was obvious from the outside, ran the whole thing like a slave camp with castes of inferiors. At least that's what their ex-member just said.

We would not be expanding the alpaca herd during this time so being able to relegate the male herd to one property will also help with pasture restoration.

Also notice this? Remember how we said they were overgrazing the fuck out of that land and turning it into a lunar landscape?

They basically just fucking admitted it.

You incompetent loser troons. I hope they don't get even more properties to turn into environmental disasters with their filthy troon idiocy.

 

[2525ABC]

Lol, a haven my ass. They formed a cult compound and as was obvious from the outside, ran the whole thing like a slave camp with castes of inferiors. At least that's what their ex-member just said.

Also notice this? Remember how we said they were overgrazing the fuck out of that land and turning it into a lunar landscape?

They basically just fucking admitted it.

You incompetent loser troons. I hope they don't get even more properties to turn into environmental disasters with their filthy troon idiocy.

Can't upload pic, but it looks like kevvy is moving with the amab pacas?

in some dumb thread about overwatch

"In all seriousness I will definitely play some OW2 at some point, but now that I know I'm gonna be moving to a place with way better internet in the next 6 months, I'm tempted to wait until then. I mainly just had a funny idea for a tweet lol"

archive

So if it's a plan to lease land, export the useless eaters, default on rent and let the county deal with them it might be the best idea Penny has had since forever.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

New grift alert?

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-in-our-expansion?member=22864035


We here at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch started our project in 2018 in order to provide Haven for queer folk in the face of rising fascism in the United States.

Backlash for grooming children isn't fascism. And how many "queer folk" have you helped, anyway? Five? Six at most?

From inception we have been a community driven project, here to facilitate the needs of the queer community, as best we can, because of the rising violence and legislative erasure going on in the US right now.

"Community driven?" Don't make me laugh. The Tranch is run by the same three or four men in dresses. The "legislative erasure" is because you won't stay away from other people's families.

We are now ready to expand onto two additional properties, enhancing our ability to not only help with emergency housing and by providing work but adding the ability to offer support groups and queer events that are safe and accessible to LGBTQIA folks in and around Boulder County CO

These new properties also enable us to begin farming a full 5 acres giving us another source of income but also allowing us to help folks who are in need. It also opens up the possibility of having horses which is a massive benefit in helping a very traumatized community heal.

Like a malignant tumor, the Tranch continues to expand, devouring land that should by rights belong to a serious farmer, or at least the indigenous people they claim to support.

And of course, they want more animals. Starving horses are a little harder to hide than starving alpacas. Soon they won't be able to hide their animal abuse.

 

[AnOminous]

Backlash for grooming children isn't fascism. And how many "queer folk" have you helped, anyway? Five? Six at most?

"Help" is a weird way to spell "enslave."

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

land that should by rights belong to a serious farmer

5 acres is a glorified backyard garden and they can probably only afford it because no serious person wants it. That's how they got the Tranch in the first place. If you are determined, skilled, have good soil and the kind of community relationships necessary to sell locally rather than to a wholesaler and you aren't being undercut by shitheads who just buy from the nearest wholesaler and flood the local market, you may be able to support a small family within very modest means on 20 acres. 5 acres of colorado scrubgrass is pissing in the ocean of their operating costs.

Not only are they doubtless being sold someone else's garbage again, according to Kev they're not just leasing land (relatively cheap), but land with an attached property and utilities, the cost of which will wipe out any benefit they get from reduction in feed. That's even assuming the 5 acres is separate and the property also has a grazing pasture they just didn't mention. If 5 acres is the sum total they're getting, they're essentially just renting a house and trying to farm and graze alpacas on the lawn.