Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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Lucas Silva #4903141 said:
As pointed out by GamesNosh on twitter, Sessler deleted this
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It's almost like someone once said that they want you broke and your kids raped and they find it funny. Adam's really showing his true colors.

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What a sad, evil man. Not joking or memeing, that comment about wanting to have someone who mocked him have their kids become prostitutes shows that Adam values nothing beyond himself. Thankfully, he's a lot like Moviebob: A violence-loving sociopath who only gets away with the horrid stuff he spews out because the powers that be at Twitter don't care about him.
 
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Adam can't see things beyond the "Culture War". Just like with Movie Bob, you are either with him or against him. If you are against him then that means you deserve to die and that your children should also be prositituted and raped with him laughing at your children's misfortunes. Reminder that he also thinks this way about his own family. He maybe, next to Bob, one of the most vindictive, miserable sociopaths you will come across on Twitter. I take solace in the fact that Adam will have nobody there on his death bed and will probably be buried in a potters field. No one will miss him and no one will grieve for him because he is such a vindictive, vengeful, hateful cock sucker.
 
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RangerBoo said:
Adam can't see things beyond the "Culture War". Just like with Movie Bob, you are either with him or against him. If you are against him then that means you deserve to die and that your children should also be prositituted and raped with him laughing at your children's misfortunes. Reminder that he also thinks this way about his own family. He maybe, next to Bob, one of the most vindictive, miserable sociopaths you will come across on Twitter. I take solace in the fact that Adam will have nobody there on his death bed and will probably be buried in a potters field. No one will miss him and no one will grieve for him because he is such a vindictive, vengeful, hateful cock sucker.
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MovieBob will at least chill out every now and then. Sessler never seems to NOT be fever-pitch MATI.
 
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LillWeeb said:
What is with 40 year old+ male childless (I assume sessler doesn't not have children) pop culture nerds that are liberal, always have to be so hostile and aggro?
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Sessler has kids.

Sessler's a decent example of someone desperately afraid of aging and not being part of the "cool kids" table, which in Sessler's mind means hanging out with people like Zoe Quinn and Frosk who are much younger than he is and doing drugs like he's still in his 20s to fit in with them.

I am Jack's dead arm said:
No one watched X-Play for Sessler, it was to see game footage and Morgan Webb's rack.
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Not really. X-Play's success in the early days was largely due to Sessler hijacking the premise to do sketch comedy and it actually being decent video game humor.

G4 executives loved it, but then got pissy as they tried to emulate it with AOTS (which was supposed to be the flagship of the network) and after a while, came down on X-Play and told them they had to do serious stuff going forward and only AOTS could do sketches.

This led to Sessler trying to reinvent himself as a "serious reporter" type because the success of X-Play went to his head and then some. So much so, that with the company bleeding money and original programming pulling in lower ratings than Cheaters and Cops reruns, got told to fuck off when he tried to get more money when his contract expired to stay around. And Sessler was such a dick at this point, not only was he banned from leaking he was effectively fired online to try and save his job but after he filmed his last episode of X-Play (where he was allowed to end the episode announcing his departure) he had to be escorted off the premise b security because they were legit scared he would start violence.
 
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MirrorNoir said:
Not really. X-Play's success in the early days was largely due to Sessler hijacking the premise to do sketch comedy and it actually being decent video game humor.
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Says who? I always thought those sketches sucked and I would fast forward through them on Mom’s TiVo to get to the game reviews and Morgan Webb's breasts.
 
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Dylan said:
Is it a side effect of taking cocaine being a total piece of shit? I see a lot of media personalities and actors who take cocaine are batshit.
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It's a side effect for a lot of hard drugs
 
Frosted Snowflakes said:
He thinks hosting a show about video games is worse than killing someone or being a cocaine addict.
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Somehow, I envision Adam typing this while looking like this Wojak:

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His mid-life crisis has shown already to be a guy that thinks that hosting a show about video games is just his only life-changing experience.
 
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