Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

What does Fatso even mean by this?

That he has plenty of pounds to spare.

Because he's FAT.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Holy shit Fatrick is fat? You don’t say!!!

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Patrick has never tasted lettuce in his life.

He doesn't even know its edible.

if it's not a sausage, he won't shove it into his hole.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Patrick has never tasted lettuce in his life.

He doesn't even know its edible.

if it's not a sausage, he won't shove it into his hole.

Or sloppy pub meatloaf.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

All jokes aside, he is literally banned from all extended family holiday get-togethers, and it's hilarious seeing him tweet from the bar on Christmas/Thanksgiving.

Not that I don’t believe you, but where is the proof of this? I don’t remember this and I’ve read the entire thread.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Patrick has never tasted lettuce in his life.

He doesn't even know its edible.

if it's not a sausage, he won't shove it into his hole.

I didn't know Nikki's strap-on was sausage-based.

 

[JustStopDude]

Here is a tweet that I think Patrick is referencing. In typical Pat fashion though, I am certain he doesn't understand this won't mean a general election and the Tory party will select a new sap to take over the shit show.

I personally love it when Pat tries to talk about foreign politics and policy.

 

[Pork Packer]

Here is a tweet that I think Patrick is referencing. In typical Pat fashion though, I am certain he doesn't understand this won't mean a general election and the Tory party will select a new sap to take over the shit show.

I personally love it when Pat tries to talk about foreign politics and policy.


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Thus ends the first and only time fatrick has ever shown interest in a vegetable

Unless ofcourse one counts the uh....incident at the children's hospital coma ward....

 

[JJLiautaud]

Thus ends the first and only time fatrick has ever shown interest in a vegetable

Unless ofcourse one counts the uh....incident at the children's hospital coma ward....

Although that experiment ended poorly the meat was simply to fatty and greasy for his customers

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Or sloppy pub meatloaf.

Please he’s from Wisconsin. All he shoves in his mouth is cheese curds and spotted cow

 

[Broadside]

My boy @SomervilleDan is at Hooligan's RIGHT NOW. He's LIVE ON YOUTUBE the madman!

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

My boy @SomervilleDan is at Hooligan's RIGHT NOW. He's LIVE ON YOUTUBE the madman!

Meanwhile I have some black gentleman over to fart in my cunt

 

[Spunt]

Is Pat there? The camera's pointed at the cash register and Dan's rambling into the mic about his stupid podcast.

 

[Broadside]

Where's Pat? He's got an aTalker to neutralize

 

[Spunt]

Stream just went private. RIP @SomervilleDan , I hope you like supermax ultraprison, stalker.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

My boy @SomervilleDan is at Hooligan's RIGHT NOW. He's LIVE ON YOUTUBE the madman!

Please for the love of god let another embarrassing restraining order court trial happen because of this.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Damn, I was too late. Did Fatrick whine to YT to nuke the stream?

 

[Meat Target]

Damn, I was too late. Did Fatrick whine to YT to nuke the stream?

Nah, Dan said he had to leave.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Meanwhile I have some black gentleman over to fart in my cunt

If we could just get Nikki over to Europe, we could probably solve their entire gas crisis.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

What does Fatso even mean by this?

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Everyone knows what Patrick is talking about when he discusses fattening up food. Gotta get some extra weight on them before processing, these kids come from disadvantaged backgrounds you know.

After all, you can tell just by looking at his BMI that this man hasn't eaten lettuce once in the last decade.

Nah, Dan said he had to leave.

Like his mom called him and told him he had to come home, or because Rick told the bar that if any stalkers showed up filming they should kick them out?

Even though Patrick is a menace on society and a complete monster, if I was some poor guy just trying to drink beer at hooligans and some weirdo came in with a camera and started arguing with a landwhale that sputtered "child" so often he sounds like a two stroke engine, I'd be very upset. Even more upset than I'd normally be needing to occupy the same place as Patrick to begin with, considering how he probably behaves.