Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Uranus Pink]

It's horrifying that he has introduced multiverse theory. Meaning there is now infinite Star Wars universes.

The good thing is, someone in the future can one hundred percent do the same vandalism he's used on Star Wars on his own shit.

Probably there is someone but outside of Kiwifarms everybody I seen is too happy gurgling Filoni's tardcum.

 

[jspit2.0]

Probably there is someone but outside of Kiwifarms everybody I seen is too happy gurgling Filoni's tardcum.

It'll just take time. Boba Fett seems to have peeled some of the tardcum off.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

It's horrifying that he has introduced multiverse theory. Meaning there is now infinite Star Wars universes.

Technically, this makes Legends canon again. It's just another universe out there aside from the Disney canon one. Maybe they'll bring in the Fel Empire or some shit. I can see Disney doing that, especially since by the end of the Legacy Era, the Empire was being led by a woman. If they run out of ideas yet still want to engage in feminist power fantasies, having the Galactic Empire regain its rightful place as the dominant power in the galaxy, but having a gentle, kind, female Jedi Empress be its leader, would be something Disney could easily pull out.

 

[Creep3r]

Probably there is someone but outside of Kiwifarms everybody I seen is too happy gurgling Filoni's tardcum.

If it makes you feel any better, the hype surrounding his videos on youtube are mostly bots as you can see through the hundreds of copypasted posts.

It's horrifying that he has introduced multiverse theory. Meaning there is now infinite Star Wars universes.

The good thing is, someone in the future can one hundred percent do the same vandalism he's used on Star Wars on his own shit.

Multiverse faggotry is honestly one of the cheapest forms of writing out there, but even without it, continuity in Disney Wars is nonexistent. Even Filoni can't maintain continuity with himself for more than a few episodes of anything he makes. So its only a matter of time before someone gets pushed into the top "creative" spot in Lucasfilm and decides that its time for their own OCs to take priority over Filoni's. I look forward to the day someone pushes Ahsoka to the wayside much like Filoni did by having Ahsoka push everyone else to the wayside to make her the fucking Magnum Opus/Fulcrum of the setting (JFC to think he and Favreau actually called her this). Give Filoni a taste of his own fanfic faggotry.

 

[Calandrino]

Technically, this makes Legends canon again. It's just another universe out there aside from the Disney canon one.

One end of the horseshoe: it's all made-up, no fictional story is more real than any other

Other end of the horseshoe: everything really happened in a different alternate timeline and it's all true

Middle of horseshoe: buy whatever the current copyright holder says is canon... be sure to pick up the new book where Rey travels through a wormhole to the Legends universe and teaches Grandmaster Luke about the force because it's 100% factual and you can't just ignore it

(Of course the galaxy brain take is that The Merge happened, so Star Wars is in fact real.)

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

Some interesting news on the SW front:

LucasFilm's VP, Michelle Rejwan, has left the company. This is is a surprising shakeup in leadership, arguably the biggest internally since Kiri Hart's departure as head of the Story Group, since Rejwan was not only the head of Live Action Development & Production at the company, but also the next person in line to succeed Kathleen Kennedy if she were to ever depart/retire...leaving the successor seat open.

Now, get ready for the usual gaggle of neanderthals like Doomcock to start speculating that "FILONI AND FAVREAU ARE TOTALLY GOING TO FILL THAT SEAT, THIS PROVES THE CIVIL WAR!!!!!!1!" But those of us who don't eat glue and huff copium know that the only person who's going to fill this seat is someone with a background on an executive level, not a creative one. So I fully expect that to happen, and given how the rest of Disney is handing leadership positions to absolute retards in order to cut costs and prioritize penny-pinching, courtesy of CEO Bob Paycheck Chapek, no one should expect any promising new leadership to save this ailing franchise.

Probably there is someone but outside of Kiwifarms everybody I seen is too happy gurgling Filoni's tardcum.

Given how the average SW fan polluting the fandom comprises of your atypical Funko-huffing autistic manchild, it shouldn't come as a remote surprise how many of them slobber of Filoni's tired formula of vapid fanservice, galaxy-shrinking cameos, and rampant mythology rape.

Half of these greasy neckbeards probably fantasize about tonguing Ahsoka's underage butthole.

One end of the horseshoe: it's all made-up, no fictional story is more real than any other

Other end of the horseshoe: everything really happened in a different alternate timeline and it's all true

Middle of horseshoe: buy whatever the current copyright holder says is canon... be sure to pick up the new book where Rey travels through a wormhole to the Legends universe and teaches Grandmaster Luke about the force because it's 100% factual and you can't just ignore it

(Of course the galaxy brain take is that The Merge happened, so Star Wars is in fact real.)

Fifth take: the stories in the Expanded Universe are quality and better than anything the Mouse makes, so it's the only timeline that matters.

 

[Uranus Pink]

Given how the average SW fan polluting the fandom comprises of your atypical Funko-huffing autistic manchild, it shouldn't come as a remote surprise how many of them slobber of Filoni's tired formula of vapid fanservice, galaxy-shrinking cameos, and rampant mythology rape.

Half of these greasy neckbeards probably fantasize about tonguing Ahsoka's underage butthole.

Imho in the grand scheme of things at least those "greasy neckbeards" still GAF about SW, the EU and good basic storytelling that doesn't insult them or their intelligence.
As opposed to illiterate brain dead normies who will excuse any and all offenses to basic sentient intelligence with their universal "it's just a movie, or TV show." Since they more than willingly want to be even dumber people than the inhabitants of some heinous amalgamation of Harrison Bergeron, Idiocracy and Homer Simpson.

 

[Miller]

Rejwan was not only the head of Live Action Development & Production at the company, but also the next person in line to succeed Kathleen Kennedy if she were to ever depart/retire...leaving the successor seat open.

She was also JJ Abrams' personal assistant at Bad Robot up until Kennedy hired her.

 

[Sneed F91]

Some interesting news on the SW front:

LucasFilm's VP, Michelle Rejwan, has left the company. This is is a surprising shakeup in leadership, arguably the biggest internally since Kiri Hart's departure as head of the Story Group, since Rejwan was not only the head of Live Action Development & Production at the company, but also the next person in line to succeed Kathleen Kennedy if she were to ever depart/retire...leaving the successor seat open.

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Now, get ready for the usual gaggle of neanderthals like Doomcock to start speculating that "FILONI AND FAVREAU ARE TOTALLY GOING TO FILL THAT SEAT, THIS PROVES THE CIVIL WAR!!!!!!1!" But those of us who don't eat glue and huff copium know that the only person who's going to fill this seat is someone with a background on an executive level, not a creative one. So I fully expect that to happen, and given how the rest of Disney is handing leadership positions to absolute retards in order to cut costs and prioritize penny-pinching, courtesy of CEO Bob Paycheck Chapek, no one should expect any promising new leadership to save this ailing franchise.


Given how the average SW fan polluting the fandom comprises of your atypical Funko-huffing autistic manchild, it shouldn't come as a remote surprise how many of them slobber of Filoni's tired formula of vapid fanservice, galaxy-shrinking cameos, and rampant mythology rape.

Half of these greasy neckbeards probably fantasize about tonguing Ahsoka's underage butthole.


Fifth take: the stories in the Expanded Universe are quality and better than anything the Mouse makes, so it's the only timeline that matters.

Now this is really interesting. I think it's obvious how much she was being groomed to take Kathleen's place whenever she did decide to leave. Unlike the copium addicts who still think Star Wars will be "saved" one day by some dork like Furloni. the reality of the situation is that whoever replaces Kathleen as president is more than likely going to have the exact same mindset/political ideology as her so nothing will change. Going by the BTS documentaries Michelle Rejwan is just as clueless as the rest of the morons there.

Lucasfilm is a shitshow. They confirmed my suspicion that they had absolutely no plan after making the sequels other than exploiting characters that already existed before the buyout. Fuck it they couldn't even plan 3 MOVIES and the spinoffs were a production mess too.

They were lucky that making a trilogy to a long running franchise takes zero thought as a concept that any dumbass could come up with and skated by on that for a few years. Now the sequels are dead, there hasn't been a new movie in almost 3 years, and Star Wars has fucked off to TV where it belongs.

She was also JJ Abrams' personal assistant at Bad Robot up until Kennedy hired her.

Here she is during the making of TFA.

JJ really is the destroyer of franchises.

Imho in the grand scheme of things at least those "greasy neckbeards" still GAF about SW, the EU and good basic storytelling that doesn't insult them or their intelligence.
As opposed to illiterate brain dead normies who will excuse any and all offenses to basic sentient intelligence with their universal "it's just a movie, or TV show." Since they more than willingly want to be even dumber people than the inhabitants of some heinous amalgamation of Harrison Bergeron, Idiocracy and Homer Simpson.

idk, I think if the greasy neckbeards are still consooming Disney Wars garbage at this point, they clearly don't give a shit about quality and haven't for the past 10 years Kathleen has been in charge of the company.

 

[Uranus Pink]

idk, I think if the greasy neckbeards are still consooming Disney Wars garbage at this point, they clearly don't give a shit about quality and haven't for the past 10 years Kathleen has been in charge of the company.

Just going by which group I can have a semi-intelligible conversation with. And the other one who goes REEEEEEE when to spoken to with more than one syllable.

 

[Grave Ghost]

Is Doomcuck really doing the muh Lucasfilm civil war talk still? Even if that power struggle is real why would it matter? Carrie Fisher is dead, almost no Zoomers care about Star Wars, and in many big box retailers Star Wars has been reduced to four pegs for the entire line. It's dead, Jim and nothing will bring it back.

 

[Ghostse]

Is Doomcuck really doing the muh Lucasfilm civil war talk still? Even if that power struggle is real why would it matter? Carrie Fisher is dead, almost no Zoomers care about Star Wars, and in many big box retailers Star Wars has been reduced to four pegs for the entire line. It's dead, Jim and nothing will bring it back.

What are you talking about? It still holds a lot of public Zeitgueist. People can't stop jacking off to Blandolorian, and I guess the first two episodes of Andor were OK and then it started sucking becuase I haven't seen anything about it.
What I'm saying is all it would take to bring Star Wars back to greatness would be getting some talented writers to get back to fundamentals of the property and write a story that is actually entertaining in its own right - not simply a bunch of pop-culture quips or attempts to use deconstruction to appear clever, an actual entertaining story with likeable characters - and then when selecting cast & crew to select them based on talent, not industry/family connections or melanin content.
...
I guess you're right, Star Wars is dead forever.

 

[Sneed F91]

What I'm saying is all it would take to bring Star Wars back to greatness would be getting some talented writers to get back to fundamentals of the property and write a story that is actually entertaining in its own right - not simply a bunch of pop-culture quips or attempts to use deconstruction to appear clever, an actual entertaining story with likeable characters - and then when selecting cast & crew to select them based on talent, not industry/family connections or melanin content.

If a group of people tell me to go fuck my own face constantly for 10 years and how much of an evil racist sexist homophobic nazi hitler anti-whatever I am for not consooming their crap, I'm gonna take a hint. The corporation they work for saying "sorry lol" won't change a damn thing.

That's just me though and most people are way more forgiving than I am.

 

[Adamska]

More like people have replaced just doing drugs with watching sub-mediocre shows just for the brand label for no reason I can think of that doesn't involve autism and addiction.

 

[Bulk Bogan]

More like people have replaced just doing drugs with watching sub-mediocre shows just for the brand label for no reason I can think of that doesn't involve autism and addiction.

Many people, maybe even most people, are shambling soulless husks that desperately attempt to fill that gaping emptiness inside themselves with popular thing.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

The answer is simple as to why people continue to watch Disney Star Wars: most folks don't give two shits about the whole "culture war" thing anymore. The people who watch modern Star Wars may or may not know about the EU (a good minority of them do, and they notice when Disney cites the EU like with Andor talking about the Rakatans) but most of them (probably at least 80-90%) really don't give a shit about the whole political nonsense. They go back home after a hard day at school or work or both, and do you really think they care about Disney employees whining about racists/sexists in the SW fandom? No. But what they do want is to see something to entertain themselves, and as far as Disney Star Wars goes, it's a more polite version of Michael Bay Transformers with some fanservice on the side, and it works well enough on the average pleb.

 

[Creep3r]

Translation: LET ME CONSUME BAD BATCH TOYS AND SNUGGLE MY AHSOKA BODY PILLOW WITHOUT JUDGEMENT YOU GUYS!

You've said this like a dozen times already and no one's even bringing up politics or sjw bullshit. People are just sick and tired of the sequel and Filoni-pandering horseshit and using faggotry as a shield to mask criticism, especially when more viewers know of all the crap disney has done and all the good ideas from George and better writers that they dropped just to satisfy nuLucasfilm and Filoni's ego.

And hardly anyone gives a shit about Andor or the new Ahsoka show outside of reddit and RT, with even their viewership being at the lowest for any disney wars show so far.

Top Ten | Nielsen

Discover what consumers are watching, playing, and listening to around the world with Nielsen’s Top 10 lists with relevant audience metrics.

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Andor Viewership Disappoints Despite a Hefty Budget

A recent study revealed that Andor’s viewership is one of the lowest of all Star Wars shows, scoring significantly below other primary Disney+ hits such as The Mandalorian and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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Andor Achieves The Worst Possible Record For A Star Wars Show

Andor is the one Star Wars show that has managed to hit an all-time low for the franchise on the Disney+ streaming service.

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Why Andor is Not a Popular Star Wars Series

A recent report suggests Andor is performing below other Star Wars series for views, yet there is more context than the numbers initially indicate.

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Disney Star Wars Declared A "Dead Brand" After 'Andor' Premiere Ratings Revealed By Nielsen

YouTuber Valiant Renegade declared "Disney Star Wars a dead brand" following the release of the premiere ratings for their latest Star Wars series Andor.

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Hell, Tales of the Jedi Baby Ahsoka premiered almost a week ago and no one gives a shit except the most diehard Ahsoka simps while even the usual less Ahsoka-thirsty disneyfans are angry that Filoni introduced even more retcons. Only good to come of it so far is that it pissed off some trannies after a queer-gendered lesbian from the cringy Ashoka novel was ignored. But even then, Filoni could make an episode about bullshit I agree with like Ahsoka sending trannies to the nut house or saying Biden is senile, but that won't stop his writing and ideas from being teenfanfic-tier cringe that constantly has to revolve around his waifu and her friends.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I am seeing more "Andor is better" on various sites online and around the fediverse. (Curses kwf going down.) I'm assuming this is just the usual mouse fanboy bullshit? Or is this a case of the gold medal winner at the Special Olympics?

I can't be arsed to watch Mouse Wars at this point, but curious about the state of things these days.

 

[Uranus Pink]

Frankly the only enjoyment I get from Mouse Wars and its sycophants is watching it all burn with them inside unable to figure out where all the smoke is coming from.

 

[Ghostse]

You've said this like a dozen times already and no one's even bringing up politics or sjw bullshit. People are just sick and tired of the sequel and Filoni-pandering horseshit and using faggotry as a shield to mask criticism, especially when more viewers know of all the crap disney has done and all the good ideas from George and better writers that they dropped just to satisfy nuLucasfilm and Filoni's ego.

TBF I've probably put some Culture Wars shit in my posts.

But yeah, the only reason I care about Gays & Trannies (Unless you are in the middle east) is because that is PART of the undermining & deconstruction of Star Wars by self-important pretenious fart-huffing no-talents. No one would actually care that much if the output was good, or if this had been an original property.

I am seeing more "Andor is better" on various sites online and around the fediverse. (Curses kwf going down.) I'm assuming this is just the usual mouse fanboy bullshit? Or is this a case of the gold medal winner at the Special Olympics?

I can't be arsed to watch Mouse Wars at this point, but curious about the state of things these days.

Yes. This is more astroturfed "Morbin' Time" corpo shilling.
The first couple episodes were one of the cleaner ends of the DidneyWahs turd that people liked a view into a functional Imperial machine. Then quickly turned to shit. So Disney is trying hard to pump fans because Mando, without getting the reason Mando worked wa because Star Wars fans are abused wives, for season one CorpoHomo was kept out, and there was some tradwife bait with Baby Yeed.