Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[SNAFU]

He's playing more Overwatch on Azuremako's stream now. It's impossibly boring.

This chat excerpt was funny though.

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People didn't learn a thing from the campaign.

They need to be bullied harder

 

[Punished Neco]

Couldn't stomach watching for long, just jumped around 5-10 minutes at a time trying to find something funny.
Only 3 things I gathered out of the stream:
>They're using greenscreen until they decorate the room to protect themselves from being able to be doxed. They're getting a bunch of fanart printed off onto a canvass for the background etc.
>95% of the stream (not including the gaming portion) is them just responding to comments in chat as opposed to actually talking about the stream title/topic
>They've got a new intro which effectively means the whole "Funny Fish" shit is dead and no longer a thing that happens, I wonder how the regulars will take that news when they work it out.

Also

[A]
This seems to be a running theme, "I didn't know what Swatting meant", "I didn't know the definition of incel", someone get this fuck a dictionary.
I give it 6 months before we get a "Officer I didn't know the definition of the age of consent' situation.

 

[Backinpogform]

On the topic of pronoun policing, does anyone else find it very difficult to read post’s that only use third person pronouns? Please just use He or She for the tards among us such as myself

 

[My Name is Mud]

On the topic of pronoun policing, does anyone else find it very difficult to read post’s that only use third person pronouns? Please just use He or She for the tards among us such as myself

My favorite is when someone is talking about Keffals and keeps using "he" "she" "they "her" "his" "theirs" interchangeably in the same post with no rhyme or reason, therefore making everyone confused and angry lol.

 

[Procrastinhater]

My favorite is when someone is talking about Keffals and keeps using "he" "she" "they "her" "his" "theirs" interchangeably in the same post with no rhyme or reason, therefore making everyone confused and angry lol.

Objectively it should be "he" he's a fucking dude, so everything else is wrong.
That said I don't care enough to correct the odd retard that uses "she" or "they" for whatever reason.
Policing other peoples speech is gay.
Unless they're trying to bring back Esperanto.
That shit needs to be stomped out fast.
It's a Thelemite trick to open doorways to none Euclidian space.

 

[Super Guido]

A dilemma.
Would Lucas still be the lolcow he is today if he were a biological woman? Yes or no?

Given his grifting and dishonesty? Yes, because that's what grifters do. He's not consistent in what he believes and likes to play dumb; he doesn't need to be a troon to do that kind of stuff.

 

[Inside your walls]

Nose-feratu trembles in fear as his mortal enemy comes to confront him

 

[Random Internet Person]

Pretty good summary. The screenshot at 31:22 caught my eye. It's a DM from Keffals sent to Hunter Avallone's wife. It was sent sometime before August 2nd, which means it was sent before the swatting, before Ireland, and before #DropKiwiFarms:


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In this DM Keffals confesses to what we all know: he hates KF because it has links to his embarrassing porn, his deadname, and his sordid personal history. That's the actual reason Keffals wants KF gone. The whole trans suicides, swatting, etc narrative hadn't been invented yet, so Keffals had no other option but speak the truth -- "I posted a bunch of regrettable stuff online and people made fun of me for it".

It’s funny how a lot of the Keffals hate came from Keffals claiming to fight for a noble cause. If it was a matter of being embarrassed , I think there’s a slim chance that some here would appreciate the honesty. Hell, for all the requests to take things down he gets, I think Null won’t laugh in your face and tell you to pound sand if you ask nicely to have something taken down because you’re embarrassed and you’re not that person anymore.

He’ll say no, but again, won’t be told to fuck off probably.

 

[TomServo]

A dilemma.
Would Lucas still be the lolcow he is today if he were a biological woman? Yes or no?

Absolutely yes...his faggotry transcends gender. Him being a troon is just icing on the cake.

 

[fuckidunno]

My favorite is when someone is talking about Keffals and keeps using "he" "she" "they "her" "his" "theirs" interchangeably in the same post with no rhyme or reason, therefore making everyone confused and angry lol.

Anger I can see, but confusion...Oh I think everyone knew exactly what the slip was and why which makes more anger.at the reality of the situation

 

[Corn Flakes]

It’s funny how a lot of the Keffals hate came from Keffals claiming to fight for a noble cause. If it was a matter of being embarrassed , I think there’s a slim chance that some here would appreciate the honesty. Hell, for all the requests to take things down he gets, I think Null won’t laugh in your face and tell you to pound sand if you ask nicely to have something taken down because you’re embarrassed and you’re not that person anymore.

That's the problem with Keffals, though. He's still that person. He hasn't changed one iota from any of the bullshit we catalogued here. He's still the same narcissistic asshole trying to make easy money.

 

[AnOminous]

Hows that working out for you Bozo?

I liked the part where I was reading Lucas's posts on Kiwi Farms telling me the site was down. That part was fun.

LMFAO keep crying bitch, when you go to pick up tissues and a wheelbarrow of Adderal , don’t forget to pick up some Rogaine. That bald spot is an emergency situation.​

A definite runner-up though is the recurring situation where every troon goes bald. Thanks God, not sure if you were thinking about me with that one but I definitely appreciate the solid.

MALDING!

That's the problem with Keffals, though. He's still that person. He hasn't changed one iota from any of the bullshit we catalogued here. He's still the same narcissistic asshole trying to make easy money.

It's funny how there are so many people with threads they want gone and they try everything from screaming insensate gibberish to threats to hax0ring to Karening at ISPs, etc. etc. etc. but the something like two or three people who actually just politely asked got it.

And the people who just quit acting like complete retards? Dead threads.

 

[AltisticRight]

Yeah, who cares about he or she, they just makes it annoying to read.
And I instinctively correct the "she" to "he" anyway when I read it. No big deal.

 

[Thumb Butler]

A dilemma.
Would Lucas still be the lolcow he is today if he were a biological woman? Yes or no?

Based on his shitty personality and antics. Yes, he would. Without the internet he would most likely only be the black sheep of his family though.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

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Me watching this stream.

 

[SNAFU]

A dilemma.
Would Lucas still be the lolcow he is today if he were a biological woman? Yes or no?

I'd say yes. You dont have to be part of the LGBT group to be a faggot

 

[Nick Gars]

AzureMako seems like a winner.

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"All those Kiwi Freaks are unemployable lol!"

If an employer was given the choice between:
1. Me, an edgy boy who says nigger but has a reliable work ethic.

2. The unhinged weirdo in a dress who looks like they're going to be caught in a janitors closets fucking a small animal to death, who also hasn't had a real job in 10+ years.

Who would they pick? Seems pretty cut and dry to me from an employers perspective.

 

[Pargon]

A dilemma.
Would Lucas still be the lolcow he is today if he were a biological woman? Yes or no?

Lolcowdom transcends all protected attributes. Trooning out just facilitates the journey to winding up on the Farms.

My god it’s almost as if taking medications which drastically alter your brain and body chemistry might have some deleterious effects which can manifest in the form of actin a fool. I’m not legally permitted to shoot heroin into my eyeballs despite my life being nigh unto unbearable but somehow plunging hormone blockers into a kindergartner is A-OK.

Now as before I pray constantly for the Planet Killer.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

"All those Kiwi Freaks are unemployable lol!"

If an employer was given the choice between:
1. Me, an edgy boy who says nigger but has a reliable work ethic.

2. The unhinged weirdo in a dress who looks like they're going to be caught in a janitors closets fucking a small animal to death, who also hasn't had a real job in 10+ years.

Who would they pick? Seems pretty cut and dry to me from an employers perspective.

Let us inject bathtub troonshine into your kids and don't say anything against it or you're a bigot and we will fuck your life up. When this woke bullshit swings the other direction, there are going to be a lot of mutilated freaks living under highway overpasses because they got fired for being a fucking weirdo.

 

[Corn Flakes]

"All those Kiwi Freaks are unemployable lol!"

If an employer was given the choice between:
1. Me, an edgy boy who says nigger but has a reliable work ethic.

2. The unhinged weirdo in a dress who looks like they're going to be caught in a janitors closets fucking a small animal to death, who also hasn't had a real job in 10+ years.

Who would they pick? Seems pretty cut and dry to me from an employers perspective.

Most importantly, you know when not to say nigger.

The unhinged weirdo doesn't know when to stop. In fact, trying to stop them is haram in our modern religion.