Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[ZB927]

Sorry about the double post, the site is fucking up.

@toilet_rainbow, your wish has come true.

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ETA: Cat lady wants an update.

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Jesus Christ, she's built like Zelda Rubenstein, only, Zelda Rubenstein was a great, giving lady who still worked hard despite her obvious disabilities and Pissa is a useless bridge troll.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Sorry about the double post, the site is fucking up.

@toilet_rainbow, your wish has come true.

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ETA: Cat lady wants an update.

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Amazing.

She answered back to the cat lady



"I put an event over my cat, but he's okay despite me not giving him the right food!"

I don't think the cat lady is gonna like that answer.

 

[Simon]

Sorry about the double post, the site is fucking up.

@toilet_rainbow, your wish has come true.

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ETA: Cat lady wants an update.

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She looks like a fucking fat sped with a shiny toy posing for a picture. Legit, Pissa, that crown brush shit would look lightyears better if it wasn't so tall and had more flowers. You'd actually look like a fat wood elf.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Wow I’m pretty MATI and I hope some cat ladies rip her a new one
The poor cat

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

OMFG, thank you for posting this shit while people are awake in this abode. I was able to heartily laugh my fucking mind out. Now I kinda wish I was near Alabama so I could go and point and laugh. This shit is /hilarious/. I have seen plenty a terrible cosplay (especially at Ren Faires), but this shit floored me.

And let's pour one out for poor Gomez, sweet fluffy boi. He deserves better than pale-skinned/shit-personality/NoHelpCame Fiona there.

 

[Grim Snark]

Low key, I'd take one of her cats. I've been thinking about adopting one, it would live a life of luxury. College student on scholarship stipend, quiet apartment with no other animals, literally all the things it could possibly want. An affection, I'd fucking adore that cat. But anywho, this is mostly to show she could easily find new homes for the cats, especially since she's in a college town.

edit: plus, I'd be saving it from being terrorized by the green sausage that is holding it captive.

 

[bucketOjibblies]

I guess I only post after I've been artistically inspired by porklissa to spend 3000 hours in MS Paint. I love you kiwi frens, give your pets some extra treats tonight in spite of this neglectful cunt (and in honor of all the starving animals inside the Campbell Poverty Shack)

 

[puttje]

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*dying cat noises*

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

If she hadn't just yeeted her uterus, I'd think she was in a family way. Normally women who look/stand that way have twins within a week or two.

 

[Broken Pussy]

She looks like Fiona from Shrek.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

If she hadn't just yeeted her uterus, I'd think she was in a family way. Normally women who look/stand that way have twins within a week or two.

She's pregnant with a symbiotic colony of highly evolved yeast and Jimmy Dean sausage crumbs.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Site is on one so not going to try and quote but thank you for the pictures, laughing my ass off. Seriously Pissa is still fat, still yeasty and I would not sex. Add some flowers to this and you have Pissa:

Also look at her trying to take credit for doing so much for charidee.

Also MATI about her cat but frankly, that’s normal for her which makes it worse

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Assuming he really is only part time (20 hrs/week) and makes $13.25/hr and taking out a generous amount of taxes, he's bringing home about $625 a month.

I really don't understand how he justifies only working part time. Obviously, she should be working, too, but that aside, I don't know what kind of human being sees 11 cats, a dog, and a possible snake going hungry and concludes that 20 hours per week is more than enough.

I understand that it shouldn't be his sole responsibility and his useless layabout wife should have a full-time job too, but sometimes, you need to step the fuck up instead of whining about how unfair it is. For someone who thinks of himself as so manly, he's not acting like much of a man.

She's also feeding absolute garbage tier food. Iams is trash. Even some Fancy Feast cans would be better, especially if she only gets the "classic" pate varieties. It would likely be cheaper, as well, and wet food is infinitely better for cats, especially cats with urinary issues. Also, the cat lady tweeting at her about "store bought" food is probably hinting at Science Diet or Royal Canin, which are also absolute crap but sometimes there are no other options if your cat needs a specific medical diet.

*I'm aware that some don't - I know of a shelter that takes in FIV+ cats and lets them live out the rest of their lives there because they'd get put to sleep anywhere else. But the rest of what I said still applies, if you rely on donations then you have to be accountable for where the money is going.

This makes me sad. It's great that the cats are being looked after, but feline immunodeficiency virus (FIV) is not easily transmitted to other cats.

Spoiler: Lengthy cat retrovirus sperg

It's spread primarily through deep bites obtained when unaltered male cats fight over territory. As long as everyone is vaccinated and neutered to avoid territorial fighting, cats with the virus are perfectly fine living with cats who do not have it. Most cats with FIV have a normal lifespan, too. The misinformation that shelters spread about FIV is a huge part of the reluctance to adopt kitties who have it.

Feline leukemia virus (FeLV) on the other hand, is very easily transmitted. Cats can get it from their mothers, and it's also spread by communal grooming, licking, and sharing food dishes. It's sometimes called the "friendly cat disease" for this reason. Unfortunately, FeLV does usually shorten a cat's lifespan, and the prognosis is especially poor for kittens, 80% of whom die within a couple years of diagnosis. It can be really brutal for the little ones. The vaccine, while a good idea for all cats who go outside, is not 100% effective, so FeLV+ cats can only live alone or with other cats who have the virus.

I adopt FeLV+ cats exclusively, and will never adopt a cat without the virus. In my experience, the "friendly cat disease" slogan is true. They are the best cats. There are shelters with dedicated space for FeLV+ cats (if you're in the Pacific Northwest and are interested in adopting from or financially supporting the best cat shelter in the world, message me), and they do occasionally come up for adoption at other shelters, but sadly, they are still routinely euthanized in many places.

Everyone else has already said what I'm thinking about Polissa choosing to spend money on a fun event for herself while begging for food for her cats. She's a garbage human being and I would not be sad if some fecal fondler got her animals taken from her.

 

[Ginger_beer]

I somehow had not expected the shape Polissa is in that costume and I can't stop laughing. Oh dear. For some reason, maybe because her other photos tend to show her sitting down, I expected her to be more cylindrical, not that gigantic pear. The flower crown also looked better in the earlier photos -- outside she just appears to have some random foliage squatting on her head. I'll have to look again later to see if I can better appreciate the details. I'm sure the delicate butterflies and necklace really add to the ensemble, if only they were visible against all... that...

 

[lightswitchdoll]

This makes me sad. It's great that the cats are being looked after, but feline immunodeficiency virus (FIV) is not easily transmitted to other cats.

Spoiler: Lengthy cat retrovirus sperg

It's spread primarily through deep bites obtained when unaltered male cats fight over territory. As long as everyone is vaccinated and neutered to avoid territorial fighting, cats with the virus are perfectly fine living with cats who do not have it. Most cats with FIV have a normal lifespan, too. The misinformation that shelters spread about FIV is a huge part of the reluctance to adopt kitties who have it.

Feline leukemia virus (FeLV) on the other hand, is very easily transmitted. Cats can get it from their mothers, and it's also spread by communal grooming, licking, and sharing food dishes. It's sometimes called the "friendly cat disease" for this reason. Unfortunately, FeLV does usually shorten a cat's lifespan, and the prognosis is especially poor for kittens, 80% of whom die within a couple years of diagnosis. It can be really brutal for the little ones. The vaccine, while a good idea for all cats who go outside, is not 100% effective, so FeLV+ cats can only live alone or with other cats who have the virus.

I adopt FeLV+ cats exclusively, and will never adopt a cat without the virus. In my experience, the "friendly cat disease" slogan is true. They are the best cats. There are shelters with dedicated space for FeLV+ cats (if you're in the Pacific Northwest and are interested in adopting from or financially supporting the best cat shelter in the world, message me), and they do occasionally come up for adoption at other shelters, but sadly, they are still routinely euthanized in many places.

Spoiler: Cat sperg stuff

I used to volunteer at a shelter that claimed to be 'no kill' but FIV and FeLV were the exceptions. The guy who ran the place said he'd seen FIV cats in absolutely horrific states and it was cruel to keep them alive, which sounded reasonable enough.

However. The FIV vaccination actually gives a positive result on subsequent tests. So any cats coming in as strays who had responsible owners who got them vaccinated would have been destroyed because they would have tested positive. Appalling stuff.

What you're doing is lovely. We need more people like you and a million less Pissas

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

I can’t imagine looking like that and not having horrible posture. Like is she sticking it out on purpose
And damn it looks uncomfortable

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Cat Lady not happy



Unfortunately if Gomez sees a vet, it'll most likely be because Pissa is putting him down.

 

[Breadbear]

Cat Lady not happy

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Unfortunately if Gomez sees a vet, it'll most likely be because Pissa is putting him down.

Urinary problems on cats get very bad very fast. Prevention is key, and usually means prescription food. It's significantly cheaper and easier to prevent than treat, or wind up bringing home a cat with a urinary catheter or a penectomy.
But muh Jimmy Dean.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Cat Lady not happy

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Unfortunately if Gomez sees a vet, it'll most likely be because Pissa is putting him down.

I hope so. If he gets a urinary blockage, which some male cats are prone to, he'll be in absolute agony. Euthanasia would be the kindest option at that point, which is why I'm confident Polissa will not choose it.

I could see her doing a Life by Jen and letting her cat die an excruciating, protracted death alone and scared in a filthy bathtub.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I hope so. If he gets a urinary blockage, which some male cats are prone to, he'll be in absolute agony. Euthanasia would be the kindest option at that point, which is why I'm confident Polissa will not choose it.

I could see her doing a Life by Jen and letting her cat die an excruciating, protracted death alone and scared in a filthy bathtub.

Considering that Pissa let one of her dogs lay on the floor in agony for days 2 weeks after being mauled by another one of her dogs, I can absolutely see her pulling a Jen-esque move again.