Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[MadDisaster]

I actually don't think it's a scam. I think he's just lazy. He used the things he already had because he couldn't be bothered to spend time setting up a gofundme. That requires effort for someone other than himself. Luckily, her mother apparently did.

 

[Adamska]

I actually don't think it's a scam. I think he's just lazy. He used the things he already had because he couldn't be bothered to spend time setting up a gofundme. That requires effort for someone other than himself. Luckily, her mother apparently did.

He could have just linked the one Brianna's mom came up with though rather than his own Venmo in that tweet. Hell, could've shilled Jr.'s instead.

I do rather hope that he does at least have some standards and this is just him being his lazy selfish self though.

 

[AnOminous]

Not to power level, but my best friend gained a ton of weight in a pretty short amount of time despite no real diet change. They later found out he had a pituitary tumor similar to what I assume Brianna has that was fucking with his hormones… could explain why she blew up SO fast. Other than being married to Jr.

She literally married into FAT.

Sad. Hope she recovers.

I hope she recovers from being a Scalfani.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

This screams scam to me. Venmo is not used for something like hospital bills; crowdfunding sites are. Also it's telling that it's his personal one.

While I can totally believe poor Brianna has a brain tumor, and I hope she does get the aid of doctors in getting it removed and keeping full quality of life, I don't trust Jack in the fucking slightest. That fat fucker is a pathological liar who is using an app well known for being mainly used by scammers or for small purchases. I would not be shocked in the slightest if a guy who tries to regularly lie about being sponsored would try to make money off his daughter in law having medical problems.

ESPECIALLY since money for him is money for food, meaning he can do things mommy-wife restricts him on barring tax breaks.

Hanlon's razor man. And considering we're talking about Jack, there's plenty of stupidity to bet on.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Starting a GoFundMe for out of pocket costs is reasonable. That's why it even exists. It's such a typical mushbrain move that Jack linked to his own payment apps instead of the GFM. I can see him skimming or outright spending all the money sent to that account since he's a dumb selfish pig with absolutely no impulse control. "Oh I have money in my CashApp! What was it for? Oh! Tammy! Get the car started! Let's go get that new 4 pound meat sandwich at Arby's I saw on TV after Blues Clues ends!" The GoFundMe doesn't guarantee that the money will go to Brianna either, but its very existence is more legit on face value than "donate to father in law's Venmo."

 

[stets]

I got bored and overwhelmed with autism, so I pulled together some AI generated images of Jack Scalfanis that exist in parallel universes.

Spoiler: Horrifying

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I got bored and overwhelmed with autism, so I pulled together some AI generated images of Jack Scalfanis that exist in parallel universes.

Spoiler: Horrifying

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Looks like he's a faggot in every universe so far.

 

[salmonellajack]

I wonder if this (very sad) family crisis will shame Jack into getting a job?

Do not in any circumstances donate to Jack's venmo or cashapp. He would spend it on a new $4000 freeze dryer and justify it as the freeze dryer could generate even more income on his channel.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jack is the reason that there is no God.

 

[semitooth]

what a fucking loser

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jack Jr. quit his big-boy HVAC career for 7-11 and gay Christian rapping. Maybe God gave his wife a brain tumor to show him the error of his ways.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Jack Jr. quit his big-boy HVAC career for 7-11 and gay Christian rapping. Maybe God gave his wife a brain tumor to show him the error of his ways.

I haven't looked in on Jack in ages. I'm relieved to see that Big Baby Jack II hasn't procreated...yet.

 

[p1138]

what a fucking loser

wtf bullshit is this? A candle? Try getting a sharp knife so you're cutting the damn onion instead of bludgeoning your way through it, and get some damned air circulation maybe? But no... gotta light a candle somewhere in the vicinity of an onion and your face? wtf

 

[Dondeld Dock]

Looks like he's a faggot in every universe so far.

I couldn't have said that any better myself. Even in alternative universes he is a fat fraud.

 

[Adamska]

wtf bullshit is this? A candle? Try getting a sharp knife so you're cutting the damn onion instead of bludgeoning your way through it, and get some damned air circulation maybe? But no... gotta light a candle somewhere in the vicinity of an onion and your face? wtf

Sharp knives do a lot more in preventing the chemical from leaking out yeah. It's the juice expressing which causes that irritation.

Pretty sure he only did it because he saw his old video of how to cut an onion, its far better view count, and delusionally thought that it would translate to now. Also it ain't cookin' so it means he doesn't have to try or care as much about it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

what a fucking loser

How fucking stupid does Jack have to be to waste time lighting a candle. There are so many much simpler and easier ways to cut an onion without crying.

 

[AnOminous]

How fucking stupid does Jack have to be to waste time lighting a candle. There are so many much simpler and easier ways to cut an onion without crying.

I can think of a couple solutions I like more, called "sucking it up" and "not being a fat little bitch."

 

[Naoto]

How fucking stupid does Jack have to be to waste time lighting a candle. There are so many much simpler and easier ways to cut an onion without crying.

I always found cutting an onion while its cold worked.

 

[Gruntmaster-6000]

what a fucking loser

Jack harbors more romantic feelings for onions than for his wife.
Next he'll put out a video, telling you to get some massage oil that'll trap the "nasty onion make me cry gas" if you slather the onion with it, after lighting a candle.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

I wish there was a lolcow-version of Binging with Babish. And no, I don't mean "should you try". I mean someone actually trying to improve on the awful cooking of the internet. The closest is Mythical Kitchen, but that's only with general food crimes. I want some bold and daring enough to redeem garbage stew.