Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Brutality]

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That has to be the shittiest greenscreen background I've ever seen, it looks like his own personal Buffalo Bill murder cave

>They're using greenscreen until they decorate the room to protect themselves from being able to be doxed. They're getting a bunch of fanart printed off onto a canvass for the background etc.

Didn't somebody find the general area where he is already? It's a bit late to try and obscure it Lucas

 

[Blood Unit]

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Muh disabilities, muh privilege, muh poverty. Others expect me to actually do things, wahhhh life is so hard, pity me. PITY ME. GIVE ME YOUR SYMPATHY.
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"Hm why do I feel so tired and shitty all the time"
>Injects hormones
>Orders UberEats
>Pops pills
>Slouches over like goblin
"Must be fibromyalgia"

 

[AnOminous]

"I didn't know the definition of incel",

Mirror. Consult it.

 

[fuckidunno]

Fibromyalgia, depression and ADHD.

I simply cannot believe she didn't say she has long covid.

that's nothing.
I have idiopathic adiagnosia -- a disease so insidious, medical science can't even detect its presence. There are no external signs, only patient-reported symptoms.
I will tell you that nazi doctors or social media people denying or even questioning it causes a massive flare up and unbelievable pain.
There is no cure, but there are things that help
spending an unbroken 20+hours on social media/streaming helps.
Watching Japanese animation is FAR more effective than a day watching Warner Brothers cartoons or Don Bluth
Patreon and early crowdfunding was an attempt that helped a little, but ultimately you build up a tolerance due to its problems of
-higher % rates they take
-some expectation of a product or some kind of performance
-funding goals that specified where the money was spent
-defined funding levels
These quickly became toxic

Public Service Announcement : If you encounter someone with idiopathic adiagnosia please remember it's likely autoimmune and validating ANYTHING that doesn't come from the sufferer, an outside opinion, liking someone else's accomplishments, etc can immediately be seen by the nervous system as an outside threat and trigger unbearable pain. It's, literal, murder to subject us to that
use ONLY cloyingly sweet validation and compliments...and money (pref without service fees please)

I also have Ad... That's Attention Defi it's like ADHD but so much more severe we can't even complete a name for it, it's farrrr farr worse than anything Keff....
what are we talking about again?
It's why we like Twitter so much, but 140 characters is A LOT for one sitting. If they could shorten that it'd help. nobody needs 140 character to say YOU ARE BAD MAN or GIVE ME MONEY

Of course I have chronic depression as well. Sure the therapeutic methods I have at my disposal...living on the internet, complaining about how bad I have it, demanding money from strangers and bitching about anyone else being pure evil...would seem like they would combat depression, but they aren't as helpful as one woul.....


ooooohhhh shiny!!!!!!

Welp gotta go, there's a Steven Universe marathon on (by marathon I mean 2 episodes because of my.....

Shiny thing! shiny thing!!!

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Do you really feel all that bad for the retards he managed to scam though?

Read this thread and you will understand where I am coming from.

In other news, John helpfully let us know that #DropKiwiFarms, besides their Signal Group Chat that I have already posted here about, also happens to have a secret mailinglist where they BCC one another updates of the campaign. Thanks for letting us know about some more discoverable evidence, John!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ah! The Farms finally has the pronoun police. Our slouch toward morphing into twitter continues.

Suck it Sparky

Tbf he's right, Lucas is a fucking dude and only retards that have swallowed Soy infused Kool Aid call males "she" that said policing language is fucking gay and one of the things that makes the Farms so great (and so hated) is being able to say what you want, so if someone wants to call Luke "she" "Xim" "Xir" whatever, I say go for it. I'll just quietly laugh at them for being a faggot other than that I dont care.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Read this thread and you will understand where I am coming from.

In other news, John helpfully let us know that #DropKiwiFarms, besides their Signal Group Chat that I have already posted here about, also happens to have a secret mailinglist where they BCC one another updates of the campaign. Thanks for letting us know about some more discoverable evidence, John!

Talk about logging death threats. Look what I just got from the Keffels krew.
hey it says Keffels and it's against me, and that's twitter-enough to be considered real and source verified

 

[Nuns with guns]

There's an Instagram account with the name itsyagirlrose, but it's not the same person. Is he just... skinwalking as her?

While I wouldn't discard it, account handles like “mynameisX” are just the most normie-tier of online pseudonyms. So there's a chance it's probably just a coincidence.

 

[My Name is Mud]

While I wouldn't discard it, account handles like “mynameisX” are just the most normie-tier of online pseudonyms. So there's a chance it's probably just a coincidence.

I resent that.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Honey, it's time for your favorite segment of the day:

Lucas J. Roberts Fashion Review​

So for the outfit of the day, we have the classic iconic Twitch shirt(TM), a staple of his wardrobe. While the shirt might be fucking crusty after all those sweaty days in California, I believe we are all grateful he didn't choose to show any cleavage today.
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The makeup of today is also an improvement from the Robert Smith look. Notice I am using the word "improvement" quite freely, though. My advice is that he should only do the top of his eyes only, but the comment I made about his eyelashes being too manly probably got to him.
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As for his hair, it looks like he also followed our advice. He probably ironed it too. Me, personally, I'm not a huge fan of the iron look, especially in a lob like Lucas'. But I'm feeling nice today, so I'll say it suits him better. He also tried to cover his balding spot. Too bad we can still see it.
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Some of you have been talking about hair fibers over and over, my eyes aren't that good, so I can't tell if he's wearing any. You can see he's heavily thinning on the back, though.
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Also, angles like these make it really obvious he has some stubble. I wonder how many filters he's wearing, I doubt he did his cheeks himself, and they look especially rosy today. It does make you wonder just how much of a mustache he's rocking in real life. Most of the trannies I know have a pretty obvious one, and I'm guessing Luke isn't an exception.

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Ultimately, despite his best efforts, he still looks like a gay emo kid. If you want any advice, Keffals, I think the sweater you wore a few days back looked a lot nicer than what you've worn the rest of the week. Maybe try more knitwear, it certainly distracts the eye from your double chin.

I didn't watch the whole stream nor do I plan to, because I can't stand this fucker. Would somebody highlight anything interesting? I know he was malding about fellow trannies hating on him, which might be lolworthy.

I notice something eerie with Lucas. The way how he is dressing and doing his makeup looks a lot like how DenimTV does her clothing and makeup. I recall @Otm Shank saying that Lucas would copy the style and behavior of the women he is sexually interested in. Talk about crawling in my skin vibes.

 

[AnOminous]

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Talk about logging death threats. Look what I just got from the Keffels krew.

You don't have to notepad anything, we know they want us dead.

Here is one Keffals' supporters saying that Joshua Moon should be killed, with Keffals saying he wants Joshua Moon to live in fear:



Here are two more supporters tweeting out fake news tweets claiming that Joshua Moon has committed suicide at 28 (Twatter refused to remove both these tweets as obvious fake news):

https://twitter.com/Kilgoar/status/1572626495813697536

https://twitter.com/chroniclesu/status/1572627771561500673

Here is another one of Keffals' supporters gloating over the idea of KFers committing suicide as a result of being exposed as KFers:



BTW, once I started posting these tweets of them wishing death upon us and promising to target us IRL, Keffals & co tried to backpaddle with their usual DARVO good cop/bad cop routine:



Again, we know they want us dead.
They've made that abundantly clear over and over throughout this campaign.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

where they BCC one another updates of the campaign.

yes that's vordrak, this is how he regularly operates. It's also hilarious because 10-1 he's the one who sent the keffals email.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

"All those Kiwi Freaks are unemployable lol!"

If an employer was given the choice between:
1. Me, an edgy boy who says nigger but has a reliable work ethic.

2. The unhinged weirdo in a dress who looks like they're going to be caught in a janitors closets fucking a small animal to death, who also hasn't had a real job in 10+ years.

Who would they pick? Seems pretty cut and dry to me from an employers perspective.

remember that these are the same freaks who post their personal information online, and then cry about it when le ebil farms HQ discovers their address and workplace then gets fired for wanting to normalize sex with minors and kill all normal people

 

[Thumb Butler]

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Muh disabilities, muh privilege, muh poverty. Others expect me to actually do things, wahhhh life is so hard, pity me. PITY ME. GIVE ME YOUR SYMPATHY.
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Muh poverty vs. $100,000+ gofundme and other grifting (+ whatever inheritance was left after the Thai surgery).

 

[A Sunset]

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We have gone full-circle on Lucas’s fashion/beauty journey. Let’s lay out the timeline.​

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Pre-TwitchCon​

Lucas has always had horrific posture and physical proportions. Every since his media exposure began, being in situations he cannot control visually, Puke-as has been exposed has a tubby hunchback with bitch tits.

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TwitchCon​

Due to his campaign built on lies, slander and open enabling of criminal activity, Lucas scammed 100K from mongoloids. Being in grave fear for his life, he toured Europe and streamed IRL - then decided to go to TwitchCon.

Here is where Lucas was truly exposed for his hideous physical proportions, despite his efforts to hide them in his videos. There is no doubt he is a balding, greasy, frizzy-haired, obese hunchback at this point.



He also went to a shooting range and streamed - his massive hunchback forever exposed. He’s also really fat and his moobs visibly sag.



Before Lucas left to Twitch-Con, he apparently broke up with his fetching fiancé, seen below.

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Post-TwitchCon
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Lucas came back from TwitchCon clearly depressed and deflated, after being exposed and hated on by every group on the Internet, and shown to be a chubby, greasy ogre IRL. Luke came back to a one-bedroom apartment and tweeted strangely, still having to avoid mentioning Kiwi Farms.

However it was clear Lucas was still reading his thread, and was feeling lonely and self-conscious about his looks. After being made fun of for wearing all-black, frumpy clothes and looking like a fat Goth guy, Lucas set up an elaborate selfie, e-thot style, to try and get precious dopamine.



Note the bright yellow and revealing clothes - all an attempt to fight his image as a frumpy goth.

This doctored selfie was of course, debunked by those who matter - Lucas is a proven fat hunchback with saggy moobs.



Lucas then live-streamed to rapidly declining viewers, appearing to be on some kind of drugs. However, more importantly, his bald spot was massively exposed. This inspired enthusiastic analysis and artistic tributes on this thread.



Noting the roasts, Keffals then streamed again to no one - but this time, attempting to show his disgusting cleavage, whoring himself to gain dopamine. He also notable changedly his makeup and hair part to hide the bald spot. These changes exactly matched the suggestions from female Kiwi Farmers, making Lucas essentially learn how to be a woman from his detractors.

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Today




Today, Lucas has given up on his attempts to be an e-thot and fool his audience into thinking he is attractive. He has returned to his life-long style of dress - frumpy, baggy black clothes that he has not washed in a week. His hair is extremely greasy and straight, likely an attempt to hide the extreme frizz. He looks like a fat, swollen goth School Shooter once again.

What will Lucas attempt next? Will he show his disgusting body once again, or accept his status as a balding, fat ogre? Tune in to his boring, unwatchable streams to find out.​

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Uh oh! Is this notorious Twitch streamer Lucas Roberts' fault? Was Canada so outraged at his shooting form and hunchback that they decided to ban him from handguns fivever more?

 

[Nykysnottrans]

yes that's vordrak, this is how he regularly operates. It's also hilarious because 10-1 he's the one who sent the keffals email.

Which Keffals e-mail? You mean those receipts that Keffals said he was getting over e-mail that he was matching?
("I will keep matching the receipts that get sent to my email.")
To me it sounds like a mailing-list with more people, just like that secret network of TRAs that Keffals claimed he belonged to:



We'll find out in due time. All those e-mails and receipts are discoverable.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Which Keffals e-mail? You mean those receipts that Keffals said he was getting over e-mail that he was matching?
("I will keep matching the receipts that get sent to my email.")
To me it sounds like a mailing-list with more people, just like that secret network of TRAs that Keffals claimed he belonged to:

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We'll find out in due time. All those e-mails and receipts are discoverable.

no, the email that "swatted" keffals. While also working intimately with them, he's a snake.

 

[Balanced Boomer]