Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Even if we could somehow "plump up" this thread so that at least 115% of all posts in the thread were calling him fat, it would still not even come close to being able to contain his swollen boil-ridden carcass long enough to say "you're fat, retard" before it burst at the seams just trying to stretch around underneath him just to keep the sweat and oil off the carpet.

We would need to get at least 140% of all posts in this thread to call him fat before we started getting to his body fat %

 

[TheGuntinator]

He's a lot like Ralph in that regard. Such a paranoid sourpuss he can't let any slight go, no matter how minor or actually funny. Instead has to go to some DEFCON 1 life ruination shit, then wonder why people won't stop fucking with them.

I wonder if he's so paranoid that he does it in real life now too, like if the cashier at Walmart makes a remark about him buying so many pumpkins, does he start screaming 'THE FBI WILL BE IN TOUCH STALKER CHILD. NEVER ADDRESS ME OR MY PUMPKINS AGAIN.'

And then the stalker told me to eat a bag of dicks, and thats how i ended up living in the desert eating peanut butter with a spoon out of stolenbreakfast packs

 

[TollBoothWilly]

WI does have stalking and harassment laws though. But Pat already failed to tag that Andrew or whatever that faggots name was, that he was stalking and or harassing him in court, so, whatever.

He can try for another TRO but he will lose again. Dan didn't threaten or harass him in any way. Fatso doesn't own hooligans. He doesn't get to dictate who gets to drink there. The judge will just roll his eyes and dismiss the thing like he did last time. Piggy can't just accuse him of swaTTing or any other made up crime without having actual evidence. Dan just exposed piggy for the limp dick liar that he is.

 

[RussianParasite]

If only 90% of this thread is calling a fat retard a fat retard, we're really failing at our jobs.

He’s so fat it’s retarded. Also, he’s so retarded it’s fat.

 

[Oliver Onions]

And then the stalker told me to eat a bag of dicks, and thats how i ended up living in the desert eating peanut butter with a spoon out of stolenbreakfast packs

Patrick could only dream of having an ounce of the humility Wayne 'I'm going to have you killed, Jim' Lambright does. At least people have empathy for Wayne (sometimes).

 

[Ophelia]

This is so ridiculous. Reading Pat’s texts is like reading texts from an obstinate child. Not even a teenager. “You’re going to JAIL!” and “nuh uh, YOU!” is classic playground shit.

“I've been shoving cigs up my ass
since last December” made me lol. Thank you, rascal!

 

[KingOfGains]

But you actually have to be stalking and harassing someone. Just having a beer at a bar is NOT stalking nor is it harassment. The fact that a repulsively obese faggot hates you and doesn't want you there doesn't make it stalking.

Agreed. And it doesn't even count as trespassing cause, as that law works, the owner of the establishment has to tell you (specifically the individual) "Don't come here. You're not allowed here anymore" and the bar owner can't do that seeing as he knows none of us at all. So the fat faggot can keep crying

He can try for another TRO but he will lose again. Dan didn't threaten or harass him in any way. Fatso doesn't own hooligans. He doesn't get to dictate who gets to drink there. The judge will just roll his eyes and dismiss the thing like he did last time. Piggy can't just accuse him of swaTTing or any other made up crime without having actual evidence. Dan just exposed piggy for the limp dick liar that he is.

That would be hilarious to hear/see. Fat vs Dan in court. Another loss for Pat, and more hilarious transcripts for us. Hell Dan has called him out several times. Not like Dan will run away from something like that.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

 

[Slobs]

This is so ridiculous. Reading Pat’s texts is like reading texts from an obstinate child. Not even a teenager. “You’re going to JAIL!” and “nuh uh, YOU!” is classic playground shit.

“I've been shoving cigs up my ass
since last December” made me lol. Thank you, rascal!

This is my favourite childish response from Pat over this event, courtesy of BudDickman of OnA pfgforums.

"Hooli's for me forever, stalker. Never for you."

 

[downloads]

Rascal gets Pat to admit he called the cops on Dan for drinking at Hoolies.

"and the fella who sucked a pecka in the navy went"

Patrick has some of the most varied and delightfully named side characters of any cow I follow. It's too bad he doesn't an ounce of humor in his enormous body and can't appreciate them.

 

[Meat Target]

More findings from the Oweens. Looks like MKE's Finest are patrolling the Hood after dark. Pat must have instructed them to watch for aTalkers.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

More findings from the Oweens. Looks like MKE's Finest are patrolling the Hood after dark. Pat must have instructed them to watch for aTalkers.

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Pat won't like this. He told those cocksuckers to fuck off a month ago. If he sees one more pig in blue outside of the mirror, he'll kick the police's collective buttocks. ACAB!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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He didn't deny being a fat retard. Interesting...

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I think Patrick gets off to all these people texting him and whatnot. Probably sexually.

He's living in a dream land where he can finally live out his effeminate fantasy of being an individual everyone (especially men) pay attention to and pursue. Forget his wife, he's got guys texting him, showing up to the bar he drinks at...he can probably barely contain himself.

Finally there are people to appreciate his well fed curves and generous breasts. Nobody's ever acknowledged them before no matter how often he went braless in school, all the other guys ignored him. But now they've finally noticed him and he can play hard to get "Tee hee, you're going to prison, stalker! You boys better knock it off! I'll call the police ".

Do you think every time Patrick gets a text from a stalker, he lays up at night with his heart all aflutter? Do you think when he's fantasizing about the stalkers and wondering what they think of him, does his wife get jealous? He's never been that passionate with her before. Poor Nikki, she'd always had suspicions that her husband might have one foot in the closet, but they were never confirmed before now. That has to be devastating.

 

[KingOfGains]

He didn't deny being a fat retard. Interesting...

I mean, when you have a lower GPA than a serial killer, and you're a bigger faggot than a serial killer, you try not to deny obvious truths anymore.

Pat is more mentally damaged and a bigger faggot than Jeffrey Dahmer. Has eaten more black babies too.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

AN APOLOGY by Die Dunkle Maus

I just wanted to take this opportunity to apologize.

I realize that Pat is fat, oh god, do I. In some of my posts, I did not acknowledge this as I should.

This is a personal failing on my part. I am embarrassed to say I was also once fat. Not to the Pat degree, but still...

I guess... his fat horrified me. Could I become that fat one day? Honestly, to think about it made me fucking weep. I considered suicide.

I'm sorry guys. I will fucking man up. I will look into the void, and no longer be afraid.

PAT IS FAT, AND I AM NOT GOING TO HIDE FROM THE AWFUL ANY MORE.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

I am here to ask you a question.
is a man not entitled to the sip of a brewskie at hoolies?
no, says the fat man in wisconsin, it belongs to me.

 

[AnOminous]

I am here to ask you a question.
is a man not entitled to the sip of a brewskie at hoolies?
no, says the fat man in wisconsin, it belongs to me.

I wonder if the owners agree with Pat that he actually owns their bar, not them.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Credit to Paul'sPFGTherapist.



"Lolcows do not exist, stalker."
"I have great luck with people, stalker. You are not people."

 

[TollBoothWilly]

Picturing that faggot trying to explain to the police why some guy having a beer at a bar is something they should give a shit about really cracks me up. He totally expects whatever random cop shows up to have a complete and detailed understanding of his version of the cyberstalker fiasco. "I've called you people dozens of Times!! Don't you fucking listen??!!" His eyes will flutter and mannerisms will get gayer and gayer the madder he gets. "Opi and Anthony!!! SwaTTings!! Naked and handcuffed! But it wasn't fun!! Do. You. Not. LisTen?" Meanwhile the cop is deciding whether to use the mace or the tazer on the fat homosexual screaming nonsense at him. If Pig ends up somewhere on a 72 hour psych hold my sides will burst from laughing so hard.