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Someone took a picture of an infected spider bite and posted that shit on Reddit. You cannot convince me otherwise.
Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers
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Basically 1:1 substitute "grandma" for "dog," 100%, other than benzos are on the Beers List so Grandma just gets a sitter.
UTIs sound trivial and funny but they can fuck you/your dog/your grandma up. The next time you talk to your grandmother, remind her to wipe front-to-back, because odds are she doesn't and it might be her downfall.
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Don’t tell your grandma that god dam. She knows.
UTIs just happen basically. The best thing old people can do (which they fucking refuse to) is drink a shedload of water.
Constipation has the exact same dementia-mimicking effect as UTis.
And can be easily avoided by drinking a proper amount.
In fact, kill two birds with one stone and buy your grandparents some cranberry juice. Tell them to drink it standard a glass a day as medicine. It’s nicer and easier to remember to do as standard other than the vague drink more water, and cranberry juice as every girl know, gets rid of cystitis, etc.
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She might know, but she sure doesn't do it.
Source: have watched thousands of old women wipe themselves, as well as women who will hopefully one day be old. Don't judge my fetish.
Some of this is down to the decreased sense of thirst, but some of this is incontinence. Incontinence breeds fear of incontinence, especially with mobility issues that may mean you're all too aware you need the bathroom, but it's impossible to get there in time.
Incontinence pads can also wick e. coli up to the urethra when they're soiled, especially if you're not getting to the bathroom as often as you should, and if you're trying to save money by not changing them until you absolutely have to.
The problem with this is the amount of sugar in the cranberry juice. It's better than nothing, but I'm team D-mannose all the way.
In conclusion, though, we agree: UTIs are serious business, and there are thousands of troons out there who are signing up to mess up their urethrae with absolutely no clue about what they're getting into. If troons can ignore "FYI you might have numb genitals forever," there's no way anyone's managed to adequately explain the permanent infection risk (and its effect on quality of life) to them.
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This may sound unnecessary but you should clarify it needs to be plain cranberry juice. I've told people that many times in my life and next thing I know they're drinking Ocean Spray cran-apple cocktail shit. If it tastes yummy, you bought the wrong stuff.
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D-mannose gang. That shit WORKS (when the problem is e coli, which is about 80% of all UTI cases) and doesn't fuck you up like antibiotics. Yet another indictment against the current state of medicine that most doctors don't routinely recommend it to those who experience recurring UTIs.
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behindyourightnow
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"UL complications years down the road are rare"
Reminder for everyone else that urethral strictures are not rare, and are relatively common in older males:
Urethral stricture is a relatively common disease in men with an associated prevalence of 229-627 per 100,000 males, or 0.6% of the at risk population, who are typically older men (1). Santucci et al. (1) analyzed urethral stricture disease in ten public and private data sets in the United States. They concluded that urethral stricture disease is common in the elderly population with a marked increase after 55 years of age. Data from Medicare and Medicaid Services (for patients older than 65 years) confirmed an increased incidence of stricture disease at 9.0/100,000 for 2001 compared to 5.8/100,000 in patients younger than 65 years.
That's in natural male urethras. The structure of long urethras just makes it inevitable that they will be vulnerable to scar tissue formation and strictures. Now imagine how easy it is to get scarring in a "urethra" that has been sewed on by a hack surgeon, made of skin that is not designed to handle alkaline urine flow, surrounded by tissue that's not designed to be flopping around heavily on a crotch. And then imagine what it's going to be like with increasing age 
Right, thirst response in the brain doesn't work as well in the elderly, plus a lot of less mobile elderly people limit their liquids because moving to go to the bathroom is uncomfortable. The UTIs we are going to see in a few decades in people with genital surgery are going to be horrendous.
(Another thing: Given the "thirst" center of the brain is in the hypothalamus, I'm also morbidly curious about how much of the hypothalamus' functions will turn out to be affected by long-term puberty blocker use. This is just a non-scientific opinion based on how much Jazz Jennings' sleep and hunger/satiety cues seem to have been destroyed by being drugged throughout puberty)
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Okay, here is a gross one.
This is a blog featuring an FTM troon writing about her phalloplasty and related surgeries. She has the writing style of a 14-year-old girl's Facebook wall.
phalloplastyexperience.wordpress.com
The initial resulting "stump" with what remains of her vulva underneath:
It regularly leaks blood, but I guess men get periods too, right?
Anyway, she ended up having a permanent, seeping, hole at the base of her trouser-trunk:
A ring of oozing scabs at the head of her "dong":
The attempt at constructing a glans makes it look even worse:
An unhealing, ulcerated scar from what remains of her vaginectomy:
A pair of hacked up ass cheeks to harvest skin from them in an attempt to cover the scar on her left forearm. If this is not an example of robbing Peter to pay Paul, I do not know what is!
A permanenly-cripped left forearm and what looks like the scarred aftermath of a degloving injury:
Bonus: FTMs basically have to flush their "urethra" with sterile water daily for a few months after surgery to make sure urea crystals and bacteria do not build up in there, sort of like the FTM equivalent of douching. In some cases, though they have to do this permanently to make sure there is no build up of urine residue and infection.
This is a blog featuring an FTM troon writing about her phalloplasty and related surgeries. She has the writing style of a 14-year-old girl's Facebook wall.
PHALLOPLASTY EXPERIENCE
UK based trans man going through RFF Phalloplasty
phalloplastyexperience.wordpress.com
The initial resulting "stump" with what remains of her vulva underneath:
It regularly leaks blood, but I guess men get periods too, right?
Anyway, she ended up having a permanent, seeping, hole at the base of her trouser-trunk:
A ring of oozing scabs at the head of her "dong":
The attempt at constructing a glans makes it look even worse:
An unhealing, ulcerated scar from what remains of her vaginectomy:
A pair of hacked up ass cheeks to harvest skin from them in an attempt to cover the scar on her left forearm. If this is not an example of robbing Peter to pay Paul, I do not know what is!
A permanenly-cripped left forearm and what looks like the scarred aftermath of a degloving injury:
Bonus: FTMs basically have to flush their "urethra" with sterile water daily for a few months after surgery to make sure urea crystals and bacteria do not build up in there, sort of like the FTM equivalent of douching. In some cases, though they have to do this permanently to make sure there is no build up of urine residue and infection.
behindyourightnow
kiwifarms.net
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I don't know why so many troons want to arrest and punish people for using Kiwi Farms. We are inflicting enough harm and suffering on ourselves by clicking on these pictures.
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Actually, I think we are being humanitarian by warning people about the realities of medical transitioning before they make the same irreversible mistakes.
Everybody else is too cowardly to expose what this sort of thing really entails, so hopefully, men and women can learn to love themselves for what they really are instead of getting themselves hacked up at the SRS chop shop.
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Why only for a few months? This gunk can build up in their horror tube any time, can't it?
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The ability of a FTM to urinate through her makeshift urethra varies with the success of the surgery and if there are any resulting complications or not.
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I know we joke about hairy phallos, but that is THE hairiest phallo. Also, I can't tell which part is which re: the scarred-up bum cheeks. Nothing looks right. Non-euclidian angles, etc.Okay, here is a gross one.
This is a blog featuring an FTM troon writing about her phalloplasty and related surgeries. She has the writing style of a 14-year-old girl's Facebook wall.
PHALLOPLASTY EXPERIENCE
UK based trans man going through RFF Phalloplasty
The initial resulting "stump" with what remains of her vulva underneath:
It regularly leaks blood, but I guess men get periods too, right?
Anyway, she ended up having a permanent, seeping, hole at the base of her trouser-trunk:
A ring of oozing scabs at the head of her "dong":
The attempt at constructing a glans makes it look even worse:
An unhealing, ulcerated scar from what remains of her vaginectomy:
A pair of hacked up ass cheeks to harvest skin from them in an attempt to cover the scar on her left forearm. If this is not an example of robbing Peter to pay Paul, I do not know what is!
A permanenly-cripped left forearm and what looks like the scarred aftermath of a degloving injury:
Bonus: FTMs basically have to flush their "urethra" with sterile water daily for a few months after surgery to make sure urea crystals and bacteria do not build up in there, sort of like the FTM equivalent of douching. In some cases, though they have to do this permanently to make sure there is no build up of urine residue and infection.
behindyourightnow
kiwifarms.net
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That does not change the fact that when I opened that last picture and saw the inserted sausage syringe, I briefly prayed for someone at CERN to spill their coffee in such a way that they accidentally create a black hole that wipes out the solar system.
I'd make a joke about that being the end of the data collection period for determining whether the results are satisfactory or not, but who are we kidding, most of these surgeons don't collect any follow-up data at all.
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That was sebaceous oil. Men’s nipples produce sweat and sebaceous oil to stay lubricated.
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There are multiple MPregs who think its breastmilk and feed it to their children. Just to make this all more horrifying.
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Here is another shot of them after they have "healed". They still look horrible.
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Yikes, that's even worse than I thought. Must feel like wearing a tight pair of undies 24/7
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Zippertits and Zippercheeks
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You would think Gaydens would want to at least preserve the aesthetic uh viability of their buttocks, since they are not exactly going to be bringing all the boys to the yard with their Beyond Meat.
You would think.