Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Need4Sneed said:
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Yeah, that guy definitely isn't a creep. Good thing the farms are down so his dox can't happen!
 
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The Internet Dick said:
Taking it further, I'm personally not convinced even the SWATing was genuine. I think the SWATing call that started all this was a setup: I think Keffals' had an accomplice make that call to London PD, an accomplice who then made the voice-changer SWATing calls against Marjorie Taylor-Greene. As it happens, one of Fong-Jones' flunkies is (or claims to be) a sound engineer. It goes on. Nothing about Lucas Roberts according to Lucas Roberts is true or real.
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If you're not aware swattings have been happening in the metokur/AF/guntosphere for the last several months, all done exactly in the same manner as MTG's swatting. The keffals "swatting" was an email, it's the only documented one from this current batch that was done entirely different. However the keffals email was done exactly how Vordrak has done all of his, who coincidentally operates within the inner circle of the DropKiwiFarms campaign, hates Josh, the website and has been at this a long time. The MTG swatting as well as all of the guntosphere swattings were likely done by the same group of people who are turbo retards/banned users/splinter site users/discord faggots. Obviously this is all speculation but if I had to bet my life savings on someone to be guilty, this would be my educated guess. Keffals is not smart. Keffals is not a mastermind. Keffals can barely plan out a full sentence for a tweet. Lucas has been a pawn in this entire thing and the only reason he was involved was because he had a little public traction following the destiny thing. He literally tripped uphill.
 
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Just a couple of quick snippets from his stream before I dropped out, because his stream is unwatchable, boring as fuck. He still is wearing fucked up makeup, but is back to looking like a basement dwelling slob.

This motherfucker his new intro, sucking of Sinseer's faggotry (the faggot who played 600+ days of fucking Fallout 76, the most cocksucking broken game ever):


Lucas feeling like a model (or Adderal/Meth movement shit going on, dunno):

This nigger still believes he won against Kiwifarms (ROFL):
 

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Listening to the stream in the background. Boring shit.

1) The goal of Drop Kiwi Farms was never to permanently deplatform it. It's impossible to permanently get a site offline, Keffals is very frustrated people don't understand this.
2) Apparently Denims will visit Keffals in Canada at some point for some reason. It will be hilarious to see her on stream together with this goblin.
 
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"Trans people don't like me because they come from bad situations, they don't see me as a human being, we don't live in a meritocracy so they're jealous seeing me get support and money when they don't." Couldn't possibly be alienating them by berating them while grifting 100 grand from suckers.

All about him as usual. This stream is him desperately farming parasocial relationships with fans and reading their tweets praising him. To a whole 398 viewers, because hardly anyone wants to watch him sit there for hours talking about himself.
 
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Listening to the stream in the background. Boring shit.

1) The goal of Drop Kiwi Farms was never to permanently deplatform it. It's impossible to permanently get a site offline, Keffals is very frustrated people don't understand this.
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Her "journalist" pals already wrote their articles proclaiming the farms dead forever and have not bothered to write new articles on it.

And it's worked because people who have never even been here before think it's dead. Sure, typing in a URL to verify seems simple, but it's really hard! Going back would just be admitting defeat and acknowledging all the press circulated from this was just glorified PR for a con artist.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
If you're not aware swattings have been happening in the metokur/AF/guntosphere for the last several months, all done exactly in the same manner as MTG's swatting. The keffals "swatting" was an email, it's the only documented one from this current batch that was done entirely different. However the keffals email was done exactly how Vordrak has done all of his, who coincidentally operates within the inner circle of the DropKiwiFarms campaign, hates Josh, the website and has been at this a long time. The MTG swatting as well as all of the guntosphere swattings were likely done by the same group of people who are turbo retards/banned users/splinter site users/discord faggots. Obviously this is all speculation but if I had to bet my life savings on someone to be guilty, this would be my educated guess. Keffals is not smart. Keffals is not a mastermind. Keffals can barely plan out a full sentence for a tweet. Lucas has been a pawn in this entire thing and the only reason he was involved was because he had a little public traction following the destiny thing. He literally tripped uphill.
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Taking your cue, I've just done some homework re Samuel Collingwood Smith aka Vordrak both on and off the Farms. Watched one of his YT videos, the hit piece he did on Null. The man is horrorcow-level insane. I can't even imagine what the Zoom call strategy meetings must be like between Vordrak and Liz Fong-Jones since they're clearly closely collaborating with each other.

The funny thing about the Vordrak thread on KF is it isn't funny. Collingwood Smith isn't the kind of crazy that makes you laugh. He's the kind of crazy that makes you look over your shoulder and lock your doors at night. Dude creeps me the hell out.
 
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Just a couple of quick snippets from his stream before I dropped out, because his stream is unwatchable, boring as fuck. He still is wearing fucked up makeup, but is back to looking like a basement dwelling slob.

This motherfucker his new intro, sucking of Sinseer's faggotry (the faggot who played 600+ days of fucking Fallout 76, the most cocksucking broken game ever):
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Lucas feeling like a model (or Adderal/Meth movement shit going on, dunno):
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This nigger still believes he won against Kiwifarms (ROFL):
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What’s it like having less than 400 viewers on a stream after having massive mainstream media support, including CNN and fucking H3H3? Lucas was propped up and it still didn’t do fucking SHIT. LOL pathetic, but no one is surprised - he’s a hack.

Look at his drug-addicted twitching. He looks like a fucking possessed puppet, randomly jerking and darting his eyes around. A fat, dickless puppet.

He talks too fucking slow. Heeeeeeey guuuuuuuuyss……thankkkkks fooooor allllll yoooooooour supoooooooooort……. Jesus Christ he sounds so exhuasted and bored it’s like he’s a living version of Ambien. You’d think the Adderal abuse would pick him up.

I love when someone compliments his appearance and he just nervously stares at himself and says “oooooooohhh. oooooooooooooooook”. Dude you‘re a butt ugly ogre and you know it LOL. You put your draping, smelly black clothes back on to hide your fat. No more cleavage because we can see under your pecs now, your gut would be exposed in those other outfits.

Lucas has to keep bringing out that cartoon because it’s the only thing he has to hang on to. His whole campaign was a joke, accomplished nothing, his media attention did nothing for his life, his money’s spent, his fiancee dumped him, everyone hates him. All he has now to remember the 5 seconds of fame is a cartoon from a guy that was half making fun of him.

Hey Lucas, you said you wanted to put some fan art on the wall. Did you mean the Kiwi Farms fan art? This thread has been absolutely packed full of fun drawings of you. Perhaps we should put it all together in a gallery and then you can easily pick your fucking favorites.

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if im a virgin by 21 ill hit him up, fuck it.
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You want to fuck a human being dude. Fucking Lucas’s rotting, necrotic axe wound, feeling his clammy, fat flesh and stinking sweaty body…..it’s literally the equivalent of fucking a corpse. Are you going to dig up bodies in the graveyard, cut a hole in them, and fuck that? NO? Sorry if that’s disgusting, but that’s Lucas.

It’s like saying, “I’m a virgin so I’ll fuck a cow or a sheep”. You don’t fuck beasts, things that are unnatural, it will not help with your virginity.

Find a nice fat girl and start there. Go to the gym if you don’t and get an outfit that fits you. If you’re gay, I dunno, just fucking screw 100 guys, I hear it’s not hard in that community.

Bros don’t let bros fuck necrotic axe wounds. Plus Lucas doesn’t deserve love or affection LOL.
 
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The funny thing about the Vordrak thread on KF is it isn't funny. Collingwood Smith isn't the kind of crazy that makes you laugh. He's the kind of crazy that makes you look over your shoulder and lock your doors at night. Dude creeps me the hell out.
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Most U.S. citizens are heavily armed precisely in case a lunatic like that shows up on the doorstep.
I pity the poor bongs that have to deal with that shit barehanded.
 
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Kees H said:
Just a couple of quick snippets from his stream before I dropped out, because his stream is unwatchable, boring as fuck. He still is wearing fucked up makeup, but is back to looking like a basement dwelling slob.

This motherfucker his new intro, sucking of Sinseer's faggotry (the faggot who played 600+ days of fucking Fallout 76, the most cocksucking broken game ever):
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Lucas feeling like a model (or Adderal/Meth movement shit going on, dunno):
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This nigger still believes he won against Kiwifarms (ROFL):
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To the autists that almost doxxed him with the bathroom selfie, can you corroborate if his floor tiles match the ones seen in the apartment page? We might have a lead here.

Also, no point in talking about his outfit today. Same look, just a hoodie. Still looking like a man.
 
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I can't wait for this sperg's inevitable downfall. Of all my years on the internet I've never seen someone with so few redeeming characterists. Posting on Twitter about "muh depression" after living a life of complete debauchery and pedophilia. I've never seen someone more dishonest and self-serving. Surely even the trannies aren't retarded enough to not see this bastard for what he is?
 
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