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The View's Joy Behar: "I've had sex with a few ghosts"

The View co-host Joy Behar made one spine-chilling confession about a spooky sexual encounter on the daytime talk series this week, revealing that she herself has had sex with not one, but multiple ghosts, and never ended up carrying its mystical spawn.

The subject arose from the dead when the group of co-host turned their attention to one woman’s story of horny ghosts haunting her home. Following the airing of the news clip, Behar goes into the difference between “sexual hallucinations” and fantasies, and the belief in sexually deviant ghosts. She then goes on to call the woman from Gainesville, Texas, a “wackjob.”

Co-host Sara Haines then poses the thoughtful question, “If you have sex with a ghost, can you get pregnant?”

Meanwhile, Behar stews for a moment before quietly stating, “I’ve had sex with a few ghosts and never got pregnant.”

Whoopi Goldberg—never missing a beat—says, “I’m just gonna let that ride. I don’t know how many of you just heard what Joy just said, but I’m going to let it ride.” There is then no further discussion on the topic, and Behar shares no details of her paranormal tryst.

Now in all seriousness, her “confession” seems nothing more than a bit for the camera. However, Behar is far from the first celebrity to delve into the taboo topic of sex with ghosts. Both Anna Nicole Smith and Lucy Liu have shared their titillating sexual experiences with horned-up specters, with the latter describing the encounter as “sheer bliss.” “I felt everything. I climaxed. And then he floated away,” Liu told Us Weekly.

Oh, and Kesha’s song “Supernatural?” It’s very much about the singer getting it on with a ghost. That’s one point for spectrophiliacs, and zero points for non-believers.
 
Reminder that there are people who genuinely watch this woman and feel that she has a good sense of things regarding world issues including global politics. It's a small population of mostly old dumbasses and truly retarded land cows, but they're out there, and most terrifyingly they vote.
 
Joy Behar is an insufferable hag. Norm MacDonald's ghost would never fuck her. When I first met her, I thought she was the most boring person I had ever seen. She was quite unlike a human being, that is, except for her hair. Her hair was white, almost silver. With the black of an alien. This was what we were told. Yet I still find it hard to believe. A few days before my trial, she wrote to me in the e-mail I signed: I am from the planet of our universe. As you may have guessed, the message was signed with the word "fuck".

This is pretty much why I got in trouble for writing to her in that letter. It's one thing to write, other things like a friend of mine and Joy Behar is an insufferable hag. Norm MacDonald's ghost would never fuck her. However, in this case, what the hell did I expect?
I can understand that people would say I should have been more polite. Why should I have written such a nasty thing? Was I really that bad of a person? I don't.
 
Can you imagine. Can you imagine if ghosts were real and they could just sneak up and fuck you with their invisible dicks whenever they felt like it? It would be absolute chaos, no one would ever be safe, people would be covering their loins with all sorts of jerryrigged makeshift protective devices until somebody invented and mass produced some kind of anti-ghost chastity belt and even then you'd probably get fucked the minute you take it off to shower or shit
 
Can you imagine. Can you imagine if ghosts were real and they could just sneak up and fuck you with their invisible dicks whenever they felt like it? It would be absolute chaos, no one would ever be safe, people would be covering their loins with all sorts of jerryrigged makeshift protective devices until somebody invented and mass produced some kind of anti-ghost chastity belt and even then you'd probably get fucked the minute you take it off to shower or shit
I just assume I've been raped by millions of ghosts since birth.
 
Joy Behar is an insufferable hag. Norm MacDonald's ghost would never fuck her. When I first met her, I thought she was the most boring person I had ever seen. She was quite unlike a human being, that is, except for her hair. Her hair was white, almost silver. With the black of an alien. This was what we were told. Yet I still find it hard to believe. A few days before my trial, she wrote to me in the e-mail I signed: I am from the planet of our universe. As you may have guessed, the message was signed with the word "fuck".

This is pretty much why I got in trouble for writing to her in that letter. It's one thing to write, other things like a friend of mine and Joy Behar is an insufferable hag. Norm MacDonald's ghost would never fuck her. However, in this case, what the hell did I expect?
I can understand that people would say I should have been more polite. Why should I have written such a nasty thing? Was I really that bad of a person? I don't.
LOLWUT?
 
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Of course you can have sex with ghosts, Marlene Dietrich's sucked me off yesterday. I am very sure being off my meds and being nearly overdosed on a mix of shrooms and LSD made my experience more intense.
 
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