Here's a tip cheebs if you actually want to make friends, besides the obvious stop being a weirdo (impossible):
Find someone you don't hate interacting with and at least is open to interacting with you, keep it up and whenever you do something with them think, would this person actually want to do this, or if thats too hard: Would I want do this with someone.
Basically just at least include this person in the thought process, for a lot of people that enough to at least want to keep interacting with someone and if you can't manage that then I don't think friends are for you dude
Also Trooning out is a terrible idea guys, he'll become the regular creepy tranny and this thread will turn into basically every other AGP thread on this site