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[I Want To Believe]

He's in.
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Nigger.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Elon took his tweet down already, but still:

 

[AnOminous]

I think Mollusk is trying to force Burgerlands' hand into blocking the purchase by cozying up to the vatnick leaders. Dude's genuinely autistic and has no convictions of his own - from "I subbort current thing", to gibs Starlink to Ukraine, to try to convince Ukraine to give up land for peace, to sperging out about Starlink price, to continuing subbort, only so he can go smell some Russian farts from Medvedev.
This is not a stable person.

I think most of his decisions are based on how much weed he's smoked that day.

 

[Alter Ego]

Damn trannies got in the way of our prime time to laugh at all the Twitter people.

 

[beautiful person]

I saw something about a bunch of dumb celebrities quitting Twitter in response, but I didn't care.

Edit: Some of the celebrities went back on their word, which is actually funny.

 

[AnOminous]

I saw something about a bunch of dumb celebrities quitting Twitter in response, but I didn't care.

Edit: Some of the celebrities went back on their word, which is actually funny.

Free James Woods!

 

[M3xus]

The shitposting's been great.

 

[Brutality]

Don't like it? make your own twitter.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

"Its a private company they can do what they want"

 

[AgendaPoster]

I should inform you that I've been spamming troons&trannies for 3 days without consequence on a burner account including some cozy big acct. QTs and RTs and significant seething.
Maybe there's some hope, although I am reluctant to trust Mr. Mollusk.

 

[namvata]

I think Mollusk is trying to force Burgerlands' hand into blocking the purchase by cozying up to the vatnick leaders. Dude's genuinely autistic and has no convictions of his own - from "I subbort current thing", to gibs Starlink to Ukraine, to try to convince Ukraine to give up land for peace, to sperging out about Starlink price, to continuing subbort, only so he can go smell some Russian farts from Medvedev.
This is not a stable person.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE DECISIONS WITH YOUR OWN COMPANY YOU NEED TO GIVE YOUR SERVICES TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES FOR FREE!!!!!!!!! No Ukraine should not hold UN supervised elections or negotiate for peace, you're Neville Chamberlain/Russian shill if you disagree!

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

nothing will change. Elon will either back down or be to lazy to bring any meaningful new change. i wish twitter would simply get deleted from the face of the earth since it seems all the troubles we have on the internet comes from twitter.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

"Its a private company they can do what they want"

"No, not like that!"

 

[DumbDude43]

so when is orange man coming back? maybe that would create a big enough distraction for the twitteroids to make them stop fucking with kf for a while

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

so when is orange man coming back? maybe that would create a big enough distraction for the twitteroids to make them stop fucking with kf for a while

Depends on either or not ESG impact advertisers are fucking around

 

[AnOminous]

nothing will change. Elon will either back down or be to lazy to bring any meaningful new change. i wish twitter would simply get deleted from the face of the earth since it seems all the troubles we have on the internet comes from twitter.

He's already sucking advertiser cock bigtime. There was just a mass purge of groypers too including Nick himself.

This is pretty awesome though. Like that blue checkmark? Better get out your wallet Mr. Big Shot.

 

[namvata]

nothing will change. Elon will either back down or be to lazy to bring any meaningful new change. i wish twitter would simply get deleted from the face of the earth since it seems all the troubles we have on the internet comes from twitter.

the people who inhabit twitter are just the former inhabitants of tumblr before they banned porn and everyone left the site

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If people are getting banned less (or not at all), I'm going to assume Musk terminated the contracts with the firms they outsourced their censorship to. I know Twitter supposedly relied on a lot of algos for their banning, but I think a portion of theirs was still done by idiots in Austin and streetshitters in Mumbai.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The cope and seethe is already starting to flow. No word yet on when the dilating begins.

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[MugolEx]

Apparently, Musk is making sure the execs don't get their golden parachutes. These execs include Parag Agrawal, Vijaya Gadde, Ned Segal, and Sean Edgett.
Elon Musk fired four Twitter executives 'for cause' as part of apparent attempt to avoid paying out MILLIONS in severance and stock options as it's revealed he's instituting rapid layoffs across the company to 'avoid similar payouts to regular employees'