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Inactive Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok - Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad
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- Sep 24, 2015
You know a man has gone fully insane when one of his goals in life is to bust a Walmart scooter.
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If he busts it, he'll have to pay for it with his monthly disability payment.
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I wonder what walking into a Walmart Supercenter would be like for his fans.
I...don't want to know, actually.
I...don't want to know, actually.
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If I can go full homo for a minute, I think this guy was probably not bad looking before he decided he wanted to weigh as much as a small car and have a neckbeard. Kind of a waste.
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I used to be a cashier at K-Mart (Which is basically WalMart for people too poor for WalMart, so you can imagine the fun people it attracted.) And there was this horrible dude that came in all the time. He wore the same stretched out shirt and sweatpants, and he fucking stunk. Like, it was bad enough you could almost taste it. And he has this fucking horrible, discolored panniculus that hung halfway down his thighs. It looked like elephant skin along the bottom, and it was really bright red and mottled in the middle-ish, and it was covered in what looked like huge, stretched out pores. He always bought the same shit, pretty much all the chemical and high fructose corn syrup packed junk food that had just expired and was on mark down. He never said shit to me, even when I asked him a question. He just stood there and wheezed and jammed his gross fingers against the card readers number pad. Apparently he'd been doing this for years, and he just kept getting fatter and smellier. I always wondered what the point of eating all that crap was. If I wanted to be fat, I'd get there by eating tasty shit, not old Lil Debbies and cheetos.
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He'd probably threaten to sue Walmart, then.
The most likely scenario is where our overweighted hero dies before the settlement
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The more you weigh, the harder those scooters have to work, and the faster the battery dies. I can't imagine that one made it around the store and to the cashier.
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Christ, it's like he swallowed another human
I wonder what the reactions of other customers were like- Oh, wait, it's Wal-Mart....he seriously wants to break one of those rascal scooters? Good luck paying for a replacement.
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At this point, I'm less surprised about him riding a Rascal to the point of perma-damage and more how the fuck he's still able to get up every morning.
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I was thinking the exact same thing. Facially, he could actually be very attractive if he'd gone down the sports route and not the Human Hindenburg he's become.
Also those mobility scooters are provided for genuinely disabled people, not for a blimp to use as a weight goal to break. Christ alight.
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Why don't you come over, sugartits?
One of the unspoken rules of the internet is that, if you post it, someone somewhere will make fun of it. If you want to post your fascinating fetish and your sexual exploits on the internet, don't be surprised when people take notice. If you disagree with this, you're posting on hugbox central, and could easily find someone to coddle you.
Sorry bout it.
Sorry bout it.
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They'll just see the Slaton sisters thread and get distracted.
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...Oh, WE'RE the disturbing ones?
Exactly what I planned to say.
His little shout-out to TFVG is nice though.
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What's next, is he gonna come to our houses and fight us IRL? Oh, wait, that'd mean he'd have to actually do some exercise and burn his beloved fat off.
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Exactly what I planned to say.
His little shout-out to TFVG is nice though.
That fat son of a bitch could probably eat TFVG in one or two bites.
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Same with a lot of the lolcows here, really.
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How many autists with vore fetishes have been featured here over the years?
If we filmed that, we've already got a customer base!
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Nice job mate, You've just unleashed Pandora's box onto yourself.
Also at last check, we have several people on the site who are also members of ED/EDF, and we make fun of ourselves all the time. Kinda renders your last point moot, fatty.
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