I know we've all seen this before, but its still a great example of the Wu's social tics vis-a-vis this weird social flirting. Check out how she literally can't help but do the snarl.....starting at :53 she almost gives in and does a split-second "snarl take" to the audience.....then at :57 she gives in and does it fully. All with a big Soylent stain right above the tranny belt, (hallowed be thy name)
she says: "You can't
be it if you can't
see it" ...... God, that's deep.
She keeps taking to the audience, exhaling wide-eyed like Rodney Dangerfield adjusting the knot of his tie and rolling his eyes....
"Gamergate? Come on, I'm
dyin' up heah!"
Bizarrenage. I can't look away.
Incidentally, look at Wu's right hand when she comes onstage. She's palming the plastic dragon, so that she can effect the casualness of bringing it up... to try and sound witty, approachable, and self-deprecating. As in, she planned that brilliant little exchange way back in the shadowy hotel room where she took that incredible selfie wearing her miniskirt up around her ears and those leather knee-high boots she never takes off. How sad is that?
Can you imagine the foot cheese in between Wu's giant tranny toes? I bet she sits cross legged in front of Peggle on the floor at home, and bites her thick, yellow toenails off during the loading screens, spitting them on the floor for Gurgle, Splurt, Clang, and those other sad little caged dogs to eat. With those aggressive little possum teeth she loves to grit at the world.
TL ; DR - Best single frame: 9:12. Wu has 6-inch gums and canned corn kernel teeth.
PS - She mentions a "super well-received talk" she gave at Google the day before. That is just soooooo Wu: Who else mentions, apropos of nothing, something they
just did, and manages to shoehorn in a positive review of its quality?
"You know, I used to be a murder-jail shoe-leather journalist on the crime and budget beat until I got stabbed in the medulla oblongtranna and went to work for George Bush, who was super thrilled to have a woman in tech working for him. I was super well liked, and during this time I managed to "do crunch" on my animated series Snarly Unconscious, featuring my character Holiday Incambodia. Lauren Milovy, my ex girlfriend and staff artist, did all the illustrations, and we gathered venture capital to make it a reality. I had to have surgery about then to correct a birth-related personality defect, but my boyfriend Franky Muniz told me my body would be much better suited for wishful thinking paintings where my dream tits are surrounded my ching-chong Charlie's trigonometry homework. I'm naturally tall and thin, so its looks right to me, except when I weighed 700 pounds and looked like I subsisted on a diet of Alan Cummings and Oreo transfat. Franky did another painting of me then, with a really neat battle scene of Klu Klux Kappas fighting The Martin Luther Kingbot 2000, jr. Where am I in the painting? Well, that was back when I ate Lauren Myprecious and shat out her skull, so I'm actually the hill that the battle is taking place on. I look just like Barbarella....if Jane Fonda was played by Gollum wearing an off-center wig with a red streak. Does that make sense to you?"
