Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Wrap ole shrivel dick in pastry and you'll have pigs in blankets to sustain at least one emaciated victim of Pat's gluttony for a little longer.

It's good to be Pat Postin.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Looks like Elon is already improving twitter:

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Pat's faucet microdick being exposed on the internet is a milestone in his status of lolcow. All lolcows eventually have their dicks exposed on the internet. It ALWAYS eventually happens.

 

[FinnSven]

There’s simply no hiding it. This “man” has a baby dick. It’s a tiny, itty-bitty shrimp dick. Look at his dick hanging out in front of all these cops on camera while his extremely fat face sits fatly above. And

That is 100% his penis, and this was played on the news. LMFAO this picture must be shown to all and sundry for the remainder of Fat’s life.

Hey, you know why everyone seeing this picture? Because you went on the news For attention, fat fuck.

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LMFAO I’m drawing this shit. Imagine this guy, a multi-chinned sweat-soaked thumb monster, thinking he was tough. Such big online talk, cannot be backed up even once IRL when the dreaded OnA Stalker Dan comes to his neighborhood.

Fatrick has small-dick rage.

The thing that is most pathetic about his posturing then crying when called on it is the fact that he gets all indignant about “stalkers” and allegedly violent people.

If he simply said nothing when he pisses his pants and runs, then while we would still laugh, he at least would have a degree of plausible deniability.

At least Ethan Ralph confronts his stalkers, and even when beaten horribly with credible evidence that he was, he tries at least to lie about his foes being armed and dangerous.

Arguing with the police while being fake swatted doesn’t count. He obviously knew the police were not going to automatically shoot as he is white, and they are quite forgiving as long as the assault is only verbal.

 

[Sugriva]

I ran some tests over at the lab earlier and the results were... Shocking to say the least. It appears that the mass of our dear friend Patrick's penis is the exact mathematical inverse of the size of his gut! Astounding! He truly is a medical anomaly.

 

[MilkThePig]

I’m on the verge of tears by the time I arrive at KF, since I’m positive nobody will have mentioned that Patrick is still fat. But they have, and relief washes over me in a awesome wave.

And Rise Again!

 

[artilleryfroth]

Great news, piggy isn’t planning to leave Twitter, and deny us our milk.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Great news, piggy isn’t planning to leave Twitter, and deny us our milk.

Because that worked out great for the hard-right and the dreaded election deniers, right Rick? Except you even make a tweet with "maybe a few ballots got in that weren't legitimate" they'll lock the tweet down and shadowban you.

 

[lindsayfan]

Great news, piggy isn’t planning to leave Twitter, and deny us our milk.

all that pseudo-military jargon -- "standing firm, not retreating / ceding territory / defeat the enemy" to just describe literally DOING NOTHING.

he's trying to make "continuing to drumpf-post on twitter like a fat idiot" sound like the spartans in 300. pathetic.

where was all this bravado when "the enemy" was hangin at hoolie's and diddybopping down your sidewalk?

 

[JustStopDude]

Modern journalism in a word. Kids are being swatted, let's go interview an obese drunk whose friends are all registered sex offenders.

To defend the journos slightly, they can't just interview children about the swattings.

The kids are smart enough not to feed the trolls. Also, the parents won't allow it to protect the privacy of the kids.

The only person dumb enough to do this is Patrick.

 

[artilleryfroth]

To defend the journos slightly, they can't just interview children about the swattings.

They are smart enough not to feed the trolls. Also, the parents won't allow it to protect the privacy of the kids.

The only person dumb enough to do this is Patrick.

They could always try to interview the school principal or the investigating officer. Instead they’d rather interview a fat alcoholic sped with a micropenis. Because he’s an attention seeker and so it involves zero effort on their part.

 

[An automatic clown]

Great news, piggy isn’t planning to leave Twitter, and deny us our milk.

Doesn't this tweet sum up what his mom or whoever had hanging on the refrigerator , Just with more fat inserted ?

 

[Nod Flenders]

Great news, piggy isn’t planning to leave Twitter, and deny us our milk.

I'm glad he's staying on Twitter, as it gives us more entertainment. He's also fat.

 

[Meat Target]

I'm glad he's staying on Twitter, as it gives us more entertainment. He's also fat.

But will he cough up for the Blue Check? He has already spent 100k on it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I can't believe if the Farms had stayed down I'd never have got to find out about Patrick's baldy half-incher. This is a matter of public interest and the world needs to know.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

With fatricks luck he's a shower and not a grower.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

I mean, we all knew what to expect when it came to the Pats penis size, but oopsie, that thing is absolutely doodles

 

[bile demon]

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Patrick VS the guy Nikki tells him not to worry about.

Can't wait for Pat to become a (literal) paypig for Elon once that blue checkmark becomes monetized. You just know he won't be able to resist the temptation. It's a safe bet Musk will soon be joining the ranks of people who have received greater financial support from Rick than Anabelle has.

 

[2ndBest]

I can't believe if the Farms had stayed down I'd never have got to find out about Patrick's baldy half-incher. This is a matter of public interest and the world needs to know.

“Wrong, child, it was simply COLD! My penis length is a 3/4 incher!”

 

[Maude Snew]

The picture clearly shows Fat's robe open, and is clearly displaying the area of his anatomy where a penis would be - IF HE HAS ONE. Fat is the king of trying to win one over on people by technically not lying. If we're seeing the portion of his body where a penis would be and he's still adamantly declaring it's not his penis, could that be his admission that he is currently post-op, but hasn't socially transitioned yet? Could being a eunuch be one of those kinky things that he's in to? And if his penis isn't on his body, does he have it in a jar as a memento, or did the surgeon save it as a scientific oddity?