Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Mr. Manchester said:
PPP should just reach out to Gator already, complete the transformation.
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I want to believe that PPP, Null and Gator would be a funny show. I imagine it would go like an old episode of Baited where they just gang up on each other and yell and scream. In reality I know that is an impossible delusion because everyone involved in this hypothetical hates fun.
 
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Punished Lobsterchu said:
I want to believe that PPP, Null and Gator would be a funny show. I imagine it would go like an old episode of Baited where they just gang up on each other and yell and scream. In reality I know that is an impossible delusion because everyone involved in this hypothetical hates fun.
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PPP would just spend the entire time acting like a genius troll and go on about how he fucked with Josh and took his money during the NP2 stuff
 
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zShirt said:
PPP would just spend the entire time acting like a genius troll and go on about how he fucked with Josh and took his money during the NP2 stuff
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The best thing you can do in the case, outside of not even showing, is having a soundboard which is just pig noises, clips about being cold, clips about him shit talking warski, and then just BEEJAMS
 
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Asstonne has more than enough fat on him to feed the Farms for a month. Unfortunately there’s not much meat - roughly 1% of his total mass, the rest being pure lard and gristle.

As a resident Ashton A-Lawg I’m delighted to see the whale take over the Ethan Ralph board. What a humiliation to become what you hated and mocked most in the world. Sad!
 
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I've been thinking about it, and I don't think the topics themselves killed the Casino. It's not an obsession with Ralph, Fuentes, or IP2. It is the presentation. For instance if you look at the recent Godwinson streams, they cover 15 year old drama involving forgotten Internet hasbeens. It's Godwinson's presentation of these people and their story makes it enjoyable to watch. There is a contagious passion and genuine enthusiasm coming from him that, to those with the right amount of Internet autism, can be authentically allured towards his retelling and commentary of these seemingly random events. It's from the heart, not for the wallet.

PPP was similarly this way before he had that long sit in the cold Canadian cabin last winter. But if you look at his presentation for the past year, whether on Kino Casino or Kino Cathedral, he simply doesn't care. We're left seeing a shell of a man who is just going through the motions for a paycheck, like a disinterested McDonald's cashier wagie-ing his life away. Any viewer with two working brain cells to rub together can see there is no passion or interest in the presentation of topics coming from PPP, only idly watching clips, vapid commentary, and hollow emotionless reactions that provide the minimum requirements to fulfill his grift for donos - he simply is not there.
 
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Dubious Dubu said:
I've been thinking about it, and I don't think the topics themselves killed the Casino. It's not an obsession with Ralph, Fuentes, or IP2. It is the presentation. For instance if you look at the recent Godwinson streams, they cover 15 year old drama involving forgotten Internet hasbeens. It's Godwinson's presentation of these people and their story makes it enjoyable to watch. There is a contagious passion and genuine enthusiasm coming from him that, to those with the right amount of Internet autism, can be authentically allured towards his retelling and commentary of these seemingly random events. It's from the heart, not for the wallet.

PPP was similarly this way before he had that long sit in the cold Canadian cabin last winter. But if you look at his presentation for the past year, whether on Kino Casino or Kino Cathedral, he simply doesn't care. We're left seeing a shell of a man who is just going through the motions for a paycheck, like a disinterested McDonald's cashier wagie-ing his life away. Any viewer with two working brain cells to rub together can see there is no passion or interest in the presentation of topics coming from PPP, only idly watching clips, vapid commentary, and hollow emotionless reactions that provide the minimum requirements to fulfill his grift for donos - he simply is not there.
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I really disagree. When it comes to Ashton talking about AF as if it's his favorite baseball team that's just one player away from a championship season, I just can't. It's too stupid.

I would take a show that was all old IP2 clips over than any discussion of PPP pinning his political hopes to these gay retards.

The fact he even knows the name of Cozy streamers other than Nick is like...why?

He can't even look at the name "TR Sartor" and know that there are just two letters at first, no extra S before the S starting the last name. He fucks up the name every time because he just can't care about the quality of anything he does. He can't even dress himself properly.

He also takes lies and runs with them. Let's take a ragepig fingering his girlfriend's ass. PPP can spend 10 minutes talking about how the guy totally ate shit. To me, it's not funny because I know didn't. You can't just pull feces out of the last centimeter a woman's rectum, but that won't stop PPP from tanking his own show.

It's like he can't talk about anything without fucking it up.

He also fails to see that the Kino Casino would only have a chance if it was him solo. Having on Culture War Criminal or some ethnic equivalent of him, NO. These guys are fucking boring. It's like PPP wants to forge friendships from streaming and it's just misguided.
 
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Chongqing said:
He also takes lies and runs with them. Let's take a ragepig fingering his girlfriend's ass. PPP can spend 10 minutes talking about how the guy totally ate shit. To me, it's not funny because I know didn't. You can't just pull feces out of the last centimeter a woman's rectum, but that won't stop PPP from tanking his own show.
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This annoyed the fuck out of me when I used to watch KC regularly. It's like he doesn't understand the concept of overexagguration for a throw away joke, but instead keeps clinging onto it long after it's become painfully unfunny. It's very hard to root for a liar.
 
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internet friend said:
This annoyed the fuck out of me when I used to watch KC regularly. It's like he doesn't understand the concept of overexagguration for a throw away joke, but instead keeps clinging onto it long after it's become painfully unfunny. It's very hard to root for a liar.
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I think he doesn't understand how this is a betrayal to his audience.
 
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