Overwatch

[FatalTater]

How long has that Brigitte line where she's grumbling at Roadhog for hooking enemies been in there? She gives him shit for not "thinking about the team" like she does. Bitch, take your communism elsewhere.

And Lucio? You are not here to be heard. You are here to heal people, make 'em faster, and boop bad guys off ledges. Do your job and stfu.

Edit
At the risk of sounding like some bitch at a PTA meeting, has anyone looked up the lyrics to the Japanese rap song that plays at the start of the game? BOW, by Mfs https://archive.ph/FSCzP

Mfs - BOW (Боу) lyrics + English translation

Translation of 'BOW (Боу)' by Mfs from Japanese to English

lyricstranslate.com

Spoiler: English lyrics

English​

[Chorus]
BOW, look everything is an illusion
BOW, lick it up
BOW, then throw it up
BOW, I have to go bam bam
Lets go, Let's go
Where?
Who's gone? Who's gone?
Where?
Rattling and barking mother fucker
I can't be like them

[Verse 1]
I cant wake up from this dream, cant wake up from the dream
I don't mind any of the characters
Then, if you come
Without me, you'll be washed out by a massive wave
Mess up, mess up, mix up, mix up, thanks to you
Level up, level up, follow up, follow up, because of you
Look to the right
Look to the left
Look to the right

[Chorus]
BOW, look everything is an illusion
BOW, lick it up
BOW, then throw it up
BOW, I have to go bam bam
Lets go, Let's go
Where?
Who's gone? Who's gone?
Where?
Rattling and barking mother fucker
I can't be like them

[Verse 2]
Ayy ayy a lot of lost lambs and a lot of money
Perced and punished by Kanehondara
Get money, as much as they want
I gotta music, keep on moving
Damn, damn, unseen game
Day by day ay yeah
Fun things yeah
That's not everything
That's not enough

BOW, look everything is an illusion
BOW, lick it up
BOW, then throw it up
BOW, I have to go bam bam
Lets go, Let's go
Where?
Who's gone? Who's gone?
Where?
Rattling and barking mother fucker
I can't be like them
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/bou-english.html

 

[I don't swear]

I cannot remember. It wasn't 20. Wait, so it's not just the 7 wins but how many losses inbetween the wins? Wonderful.


Oh God, Zarya. Massively overpowered. If you shoot at her, her gun charges up. If you don't, the DPS will swarm you. Orisa cannot counter.

How many losses you accrue while getting to 7 wins affect your tier adjustment. If you get like 1 loss and 7 wins, 8 games total, you can jump around 4 tiers up. The 20 losses has to be consecutive, not cumulative AFAIK.

As for Zarya, if the enemy team is playing her and they're good at it uhm... You either play Zarya yourself or just dive their healers. Not much you can do really. Either pick Hog to weave kills in between her Bubble cooldowns or go with Jesus and pray for the best.

From what I've briefly seen in OWL, it's either Zarya or D.Va. And from watching streamers who are T500 or GM, it's Zarya.

 

[The Last Stand]

How many losses you accrue while getting to 7 wins affect your tier adjustment. If you get like 1 loss and 7 wins, 8 games total, you can jump around 4 tiers up. The 20 losses has to be consecutive, not cumulative AFAIK.

As for Zarya, if the enemy team is playing her and they're good at it uhm... You either play Zarya yourself or just dive their healers. Not much you can do really. Either pick Hog to weave kills in between her Bubble cooldowns or go with Jesus and pray for the best.

Good to know. The new ranking system is worded in a strange way.

A personal challenge for myself is to climb using only Orisa as I thought she was OP. Turns out it's Zarya that is the meta. So... I just want to get out of Bronze at this point.

 

[I don't swear]

Good to know. The new ranking system is worded in a strange way.

A personal challenge for myself is to climb using only Orisa as I thought she was OP. Turns out it's Zarya that is the meta. So... I just want to get out of Bronze at this point.

I thought Orisa was OP at first too, and she kind of is. She does have the highest win rate along with Reinhardt and Zarya, though. If you were to only play 3 tanks, I'd say Zarya, D.Va, and Orisa. If 4, either Sigma or Winston.

Reinhardt actually takes above room temp IQ to play due to how they've changed the game. Like how I hate Moira and Mercy players because they're braindead heroes to play and use, along with how they don't offer much when compared to Ana, Bap, Zen, Kiriko, Lucio, I don't like the majority of people who play Rein because they think he's easy. They have no idea as to how you're now supposed to play him due to his increased mobility and instead play like it's still OW1 Barrier/Shield meta.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I miss the days where I used to be corny enough to do stuff like this. The worst part about Overwatch 2 is that I’m not sure we won’t be able to get away with this, even if reporting someone is getting out of control.

 

[Airbrushed Van Art]

As a support main, my favorite thing in the world is some rambo spamming everyone’s audio with “heal me! heal me!”, so I rush over ASAP, top them up, only to have them fuck right off at high speed and leave me to die at the hands of a waiting genji or sombra.

The same players complain at the end of a match that our healers sucked. Mother fucker I healed 11K that match you’re just a stupid asshole.

 

[Haramburger]

How long has that Brigitte line where she's grumbling at Roadhog for hooking enemies been in there? She gives him shit for not "thinking about the team" like she does. Bitch, take your communism elsewhere.

And Lucio? You are not here to be heard. You are here to heal people, make 'em faster, and boop bad guys off ledges. Do your job and stfu.

Edit
At the risk of sounding like some bitch at a PTA meeting, has anyone looked up the lyrics to the Japanese rap song that plays at the start of the game? BOW, by Mfs https://archive.ph/FSCzP

Mfs - BOW (Боу) lyrics + English translation

Translation of 'BOW (Боу)' by Mfs from Japanese to English

lyricstranslate.com

Spoiler: English lyrics

English​

[Chorus]
BOW, look everything is an illusion
BOW, lick it up
BOW, then throw it up
BOW, I have to go bam bam
Lets go, Let's go
Where?
Who's gone? Who's gone?
Where?
Rattling and barking mother fucker
I can't be like them

[Verse 1]
I cant wake up from this dream, cant wake up from the dream
I don't mind any of the characters
Then, if you come
Without me, you'll be washed out by a massive wave
Mess up, mess up, mix up, mix up, thanks to you
Level up, level up, follow up, follow up, because of you
Look to the right
Look to the left
Look to the right

[Chorus]
BOW, look everything is an illusion
BOW, lick it up
BOW, then throw it up
BOW, I have to go bam bam
Lets go, Let's go
Where?
Who's gone? Who's gone?
Where?
Rattling and barking mother fucker
I can't be like them

[Verse 2]
Ayy ayy a lot of lost lambs and a lot of money
Perced and punished by Kanehondara
Get money, as much as they want
I gotta music, keep on moving
Damn, damn, unseen game
Day by day ay yeah
Fun things yeah
That's not everything
That's not enough

BOW, look everything is an illusion
BOW, lick it up
BOW, then throw it up
BOW, I have to go bam bam
Lets go, Let's go
Where?
Who's gone? Who's gone?
Where?
Rattling and barking mother fucker
I can't be like them
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/bou-english.html

on a scale of 1 to Unintelligible, I rate it "itadakemasu"

 

[The Last Stand]

As a support main, my favorite thing in the world is some rambo spamming everyone’s audio with “heal me! heal me!”, so I rush over ASAP, top them up, only to have them fuck right off at high speed and leave me to die at the hands of a waiting genji or sombra.

The same players complain at the end of a match that our healers sucked. Mother fucker I healed 11K that match you’re just a stupid asshole.

If supports don't pocket tanks, good luck. You may have better luck in Push with Lucio.

 

[FatalTater]

Daily OW2 complaining -
- Despite all the nifty visual updates, it has made everything look plastic. This is not an improvement.
- Hanzo is now even more of a whiny bitch. Make it stop.

I still can't figure out the battle pass. Is it like, you level up enough and you get a chance to maybe buy stuff with money, cuz that's what it looks like.
Who is this for, people with Sam's Club memberships? Walmart prices but now you have to pay admission?

I miss loot boxes. I like getting free stuff for doing something I was doing anyway.

Edit
I guess Blizzard didn't get enough of our personal information, Smurfs are still very much a thing. Quick everyone, send them your phone numbers! Send ddresses! Give them your Social Security numbers and your shoe size!

 

[ZMOT]

I still can't figure out the battle pass. Is it like, you level up enough and you get a chance to maybe buy stuff with money, cuz that's what it looks like.
Who is this for, people with Sam's Club memberships? Walmart prices but now you have to pay admission?

I miss loot boxes. I like getting free stuff for doing something I was doing anyway.

the problem is loot boxes would still be equally shit since the game is now f2p, not a $40/$60 dollar purchase that can't be to cancerous in it's monetiztation.

in the end either is just a business model, which can be implemented either way and highly depends how greedy and/or retarded the company is.

 

[FatalTater]

One good thing about being sick right now is that I don't have energy to care as much that one of my favorite OW events has been tainted by the battle pass and the overpriced shit.

I turned the game on long enough to un-equip any holiday skins I had on, just going with original theme. Can't have people thinking I waste actual money on this shit. Don't they know there's a war on? somewhere usually. Irrelevant but I'm sayin it anyway.

I miss loot boxes. A lot of us liked getting loot boxes. We could just play and get ...duplicates of sprays and icons. BUT! It was the thought that counted, I guess.

 

[The Last Stand]

One good thing about being sick right now is that I don't have energy to care as much that one of my favorite OW events has been tainted by the battle pass and the overpriced shit.

Feel better.

I actually forgot about OW2 lately. I'm hearing lots of criticism about its overpriced seasonal content. $22 for a skin bundle.

I miss loot boxes. A lot of us liked getting loot boxes.

OW's loot boxes were actually balanced compared to other developers' attempts, Activision included. I would rather unlock cosmetics, but I'd prefer OW's old progression to THIS.

 

[Kheapathic]

I'm not MLG, I don't know the Meta, and I only play support because queuing all roles is faster than anything else. I know I'm not good, but when I manage this fucking hard and we still fucking lose.

 

[I don't swear]

I'm not MLG, I don't know the Meta, and I only play support because queuing all roles is faster than anything else. I know I'm not good, but when I manage this fucking hard and we still fucking lose.
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I love a good Brig player so I sympathize for you

 

[Kheapathic]

I love a good Brig player so I sympathize for you

I mainly came back to see what's new and the holiday event; and for the love of God, it's nigh impossible to get a decent team together. I've managed every Halloween Challenge except Legendary Mode; because while I do think the difficulty isn't properly balanced, there's a bigger issue of people standing running into the Zomnics which self-destruct and DPS not focusing down the adds during boss fights (literal WoW mechanics people still fail at). The Symmetra+Winston fight is assholes not knowing the difference between hard and not fucking fair. It's completely fucking imbalanced with how little cooldown they have on their abilities, to include Symmetra's ultimate, and taking away your three retries like you have in Expert is another massive "Fuck you."

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Do they still have custom game modes?

I miss vs-boss and Rein charges.

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm not MLG, I don't know the Meta, and I only play support because queuing all roles is faster than anything else. I know I'm not good, but when I manage this fucking hard and we still fucking lose.
View attachment 3768072

Welcome to my world. If you're not pocketing your tank, you're a "bad support." Bastion is back, his primary feels weaker.

 

[Gutpuke]

Mei disabled through November 15

Hello everyone, We are temporarily disabling Mei to address a bug with her Ice Wall ability that allowed heroes to reach unintended locations when used with their abilities. We are working to address these issues as quickly as possible and aim to bring Mei back in our next upcoming patch which...

us.forums.blizzard.com

Third hero they've disabled since launch. Good job, Blizz.

 

[Kheapathic]

People have been using her Ice Wall as a fucking elevator since the game launched back in 2016; and it just now is becoming a problem? Mercy can dash/fly to anyone, Genji can double jump, Hanzo and Kiriko can climb walls, Widowmaker has a hookshot, Ash can bump her way around, Pharah has a literal fucking jetpack... but some dummy thicc Rainy standing on her makeshift obstacle is a problem? Get fucked Blizz, she's my number one character because her skillset is a fucking delight, and now people are playing her the way you don't want her to and she's a problem? No...

 

[FatalTater]

Overwatch 2 - NO HAVING FUN! just pay lots of money