Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
Nick is 10 pounds away from being Ralph. RIP.

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Nick is 10 pounds away from being Ralph. RIP.

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Are you kidding? He looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo 20 years later..

Nick: "Like, would you faggots be cool already? I'm trying to grift. Ha ha!"
Drex: "I rotta rell ya, Raggy, I really rate riggers."
Nick: "Ixnay on the azipostinay, etardray!"
Drex: "Ruck you, raggot. Eeeeheeheeheeheee..."
 
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Lady rackets was a skeleton, Nick was a big wad of coom.

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tbh there are so few pictures of full-figured Nick, he looks more "manly" than I woulda thought. Like you can actually tell he's not a weirdly-built woman. Fascinating.

Are you kidding? He looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo 20 years later..

Nick: "Like, would you faggots be cool already? I'm trying to grift. Ha ha!"
Drex: "I rotta rell ya, Raggy, I really rate riggers."
Nick: "Ixnay on the azipostinay, etardray!"
Drex: "Ruck you, raggot. Eeeeheeheeheeheee..."
Shaggy? it wasn't him.
 
You'd think a man who had to juggle 5 kids, plus all the luggage and groceries that entailed, would have at least slightly more musculature on his shoulders and arms.
The man sits in a chair for most of the day and drinks calories. The most he exercise he does is getting up to wipe himself and laughing.

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Lift more fatty.
 
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Well, there goes his Youtube channel again.


Keffals is protected and he's reading the complaints of what he said. And saying Keffals' "deadname" repeatedly. They'll mass flag him and he'll be offline again.
With the Rumble numbers holding up better than many (me for sure) thought they would, maybe he doesn't give a fuck.
 
I don't have the clip but he eluded to an exclusive deal with Rumble again last night. He said he's not going to talk about it until the deal is done.
Hadn't heard it was Rumble but yeah he mentioned an exclusivity deal that other people were talking about, which is odd cause I hadn't seen anyone talking about it.
 
Slight off topic, but related to Rumble.

Rumble seems to be the alt-tech site to go for.
I recently uploaded a half an hour long video to youtube that was a music video set to something I'd composed. I spent like a week autistically making everything fit to the music. When I upload it, youtube managed to remove some clips - but here's the weird thing. There are sections where there is more than one video mixed in with another, at different levels of opacity. They managed to remove some of the clips, but not the others, leaving the other ones underneath. I have NO idea how they did that, but I'm fucking pissed! I spent all week making sure every.single.second was perfect, sometimes having to go through another 3 hour render just for 15 seconds worth of changes. And youtube doesn't even just block sections, but FUCKS WITH MY EDITING SO IT LOOKS DIFFERENT! Technologically, it's impressive, but in reality it makes me mad, so so mad. There's about 3 sections with two minutes total that have been ruined because sections don't make sense without the other stuff under it.

NO notifications about why this happened, NO notification that it even HAD happened, they just fucked about two days worth of editing work and said nothing.

I've now made a Rumble account because fuck that. I'm uploading the video to there and seeing if they will show the version I actually want. If they do, I'm probably going to switch to there full time.
 
Hadn't heard it was Rumble but yeah he mentioned an exclusivity deal that other people were talking about, which is odd cause I hadn't seen anyone talking about it.
Rumble is the obvious suitor, but why pay for exclusivity when he's already announced that he's reluctant to return to livestreaming on YouTube until all the strikes expire, and his general attitude has been fuck YouTube? You're going to give this guy six-figures when his only other alternative is Odysee?
 
Well, there goes his Youtube channel again.


Keffals is protected and he's reading the complaints of what he said. And saying Keffals' "deadname" repeatedly. They'll mass flag him and he'll be offline again.
That's just a clip from an old stream he did before his banning, it's already up there anyway.
 
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gay lawyer has a gay show tonight


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