Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Maricón de Mierda said:
Just to reiterate, this man's daughter is dying in real-time and Patrick tweeted both her exhausted parents a joke about doing cocaine. The greatest tragedy in their life and ole Patty's trying to get back into standup comedy.

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I assumed that was a photoshop or misquote, that was for real?

That's fucking awful. :cry:
 
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Maricón de Mierda said:
Just to reiterate, this man's daughter is dying in real-time and Patrick tweeted both her exhausted parents a joke about doing cocaine. The greatest tragedy in their life and ole Patty's trying to get back into standup comedy.

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Those parents are fucking weird, they’re live tweeting every facet of their daughters death.

She’s also 20 I think and a born vegetable who exists in constant care. The whole thing is just weird, I’d rather be dead than exist in that state and her parents aren’t letting her have a shred of dignity as she dies.

Patrick’s autistic reply is baffling, in any case. He thinks he’s too special and smart to trot out a canned “I’m so sorry for what’s happening, I’m here for you” tweet so he has to make a charmingly boyish joke that still shows he’s monitoring them. (In his head, obviously, it’s actually weird and not okay to write)
 
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SixPennyWalnut said:
Those parents are fucking weird, they’re live tweeting every facet of their daughters death.

She’s also 20 I think and a born vegetable who exists in constant care. The whole thing is just weird, I’d rather be dead than exist in that state and her parents aren’t letting her have a shred of dignity as she dies.
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Wait, you mean it came out brainless and they've just kept it around like furniture for 20 years?
 
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Meat Target said:
But will he cough up for the Blue Check? He has already spent 100k on it.
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Actually, stalker, it's called 'sound financial investment'. The guy who gives $5 handjobs in the Hooligans parking lot used to be a CPA, in case you were wondering. :tomlinson:

Patrick’s autistic reply is baffling, in any case. He thinks he’s too special and smart to trot out a canned “I’m so sorry for what’s happening, I’m here for you” tweet so he has to make a charmingly boyish joke that still shows he’s monitoring them. (In his head, obviously, it’s actually weird and not okay to write)
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Reminder that in addition to being most famous for his babydick being on the news, Patrick S Tomlinson aspires to be a professional writer. :story:
 
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I'm genuinely offended that, in the intervening time between now and the site coming back up, no one has provided an update on the nigger-fart industrial complex. If you let the fundamentals, such as this, slip, you're setting a bad precedent of cutting corners and - I have to wipe away a single tear of trepidation - we might even end up with a situation in which an entire page of this thread may slip by without someone telling us Fatrick is, to be sure, fat.

We are better than this, and I hope to see things turn a different corner when we next have this meeting. Adjourned and Godspeed, my friends.
 
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Sexual Chocolate said:
his babydick
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You guys I just figured out why the SFWA likes him. It all makes sense now.
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I'm not fat and I don't have a baby dick and I'm not black and I'M NOT GAY

no no no no no NO NO NO!!!!!

(mod I just realized they weren't talking to me please delete thank you)
 
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