What's happening? Natalie!? Natalieeeeeeeeeee!
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Christ you can see it now. Three way call, the moment of truth....
"Nat? You there? Can you hear us?" *furious keyboard typing*
Nat-o-b: Sorry my mic is broken
"Oh no, Nat! How unfortunate! Don't worry, glad you're still here to talk to our critics to settle confusion." *more furious keyboard typing*
Nat-o-b: Glad to help Boss, you're the greatest.
"Oh stop, you flatterer you."
Or you know, the broken Mic story and it be Frank furiously typing away in the other room. Would fit in quite well with their manipulative M.O.
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In the end,
if Nat is real, I totally get why she'd operate under a pseudonym, and why she appears to have no presence.
Even though the storm has long since passed of the goobergaters, you don't really want to expose a new mother to that sort of thing when trolls, goons and weens are there ready to stir the pot every once in a while. She's going to be busy and stressed enough looking after her kid. At a glance, it makes plenty of sense, and would actually be a boss acting in the best interest of their staff considering what she'd be doing.
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The problem of course arises when we consider the reality of Wu and GSK. None of the staff
remember a social media person/administrator and its not like Wu's house-office combo is the biggest in the world for her to be working on another floor.
On top of that Wu is a pisspoor micromanager who has invented entire people in the past.
If she somehow produces someone there's two options really available.
A lot of sadness for the person who is being duped and lied to for their part in this saga, or some sort of Wu acolyte who would be worthy of their own thread here.
If it's the latter, I am sure we will find much lulworthy content.