DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[marlintan]

We all know its just an obvious cope, but I love the irony that Dave's idea of charity is possibly the most self serving view of charity he could hold. On top of it being a completely retarded and totally made up its still somehow not his fault he holds it to be true because someone told him that when he was a kid.

It's not my fault, my parents told there was a tooth fairy when I was a kid?

 

[Dona Morte]

Listening to An's stream reviewing the Critical situation.

DSPGaming gives a great result.
DarkSydePhil though has a tons of other stuff come up.
Also get a real job DSP.
Even if the Farms does not survive your POS behavior will be called out in some way or another.

Post Moist Karen Review. | DSP speaks on transmissioning to a Decepticon. | Enjoying Pho-king Soup.

Please Mr. Charlie. Please have a heart? Please give me a ringing endorsement that I'm not a guy who just begs for money. Never mind the fact that I will ...

www.youtube.com

 

[Iron Father]

I guess everybody who predicted Phil would troon out are now vindicated.

Hope y'all had a good Halloween.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Get a timer going see long Piggy pigsplains Charlies three to four minute out of 11 minute segment about him I'm going to say at the minimum 17 minutes.

Close to an hour of a meltdown over four minutes. Peak Phil.

So the trolls are burying him in the algorithm by saying DSP Gaming instead of DSPGaming. Every day we get closer to him ranting about the government stealing his thoughts.

I'm honestly betting on him literally shouting at a cloud at this point, old man yells at cloud meme writes itself

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Ok here is the idea for all detractors and trolls: from now on write DSPGayming in your video titles. Because that is the closest we come to the truth. So I repeat: DSPGayming is now in effect

I'm confused. Is he complaining that people use the title of his own channel when referring to him or just DSP? DSPGaming is literally the name he chose.

EDIT: Autocomplete is worth a chuckle:

 

[Paladin Derich]

I can easily see phil publically begging Elon for that new checkmark that will be reserved public figures.
>pleeeeease sir, i need this for my business.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil had another eye glitch moment at 3:10 in his 'slander Jim' segment:

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

This is why Pewds was smart not to mention or give Phil a section in their videos.

Phil found a good chance to give us the "14 years of content creating" history speech again and how he's changed for the better like he's trying to get back with an ex and it's just so fuckin' tiring. This nignog found a way to latch onto this drama in hopes to suck more clout off a bigger youtuber.

Maybe it was for the best because he said some dumb shit like the manufactured Prom story and how he's such a cool indifferent outcast fella where everyone loves him and his content in the future. Or how all detractors purposely name him Phil or DSP Gaming to fuck with the algorithm.

Fuckin' lonely, and insane nutcase.
He is running out of content so fast that the streams are spiraling out of control faster than I'd imagine. There is nothing redeemable about his content except him spinning or retconning shit to paint him as a normal dude.

 

[Lurker at the Threshold]

I can't believe "detractors seriously believe I have hypnosis powers" is the new narrative about how we're mentally ill conspiracy theorists and this, that, and the third. This has to be the peak of his stupidity, not even the sidella tier dents would believe that.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

I'm confused. Is he complaining that people use the title of his own channel when referring to him or just DSP? DSPGaming is literally the name he chose.

I think his complaint is that his search ranking isn't where it should be because people are putting a space between DSP and Gaming.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I can easily see phil publically begging Elon for that new checkmark that will be reserved for actual public figures.
>pleeeeease sir, i need this for my business.

Wait, that's a thing? Check marks for public figures? The whole point of the internet is that everyone can be a public figure. The act of posting a tweet makes one a public figure if they so choose.

I think his complaint is that his search ranking isn't where it should be because people are putting a space between DSP and Gaming.

But he's the one who made it one word when he chose it for his channel title... It's these little stupid things that piss me off. The years of lies and scamming are just funny. Straight stupid is what gets me.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I can easily see phil publically begging Elon for that new checkmark that will be reserved for actual public figures.
>pleeeeease sir, i need this for my business.

I need that money, I really do, for my bills. The electric bill, the internet bill, the blue checkmark bill

 

[Iron Father]

I love how Phil wanted to be Ryu for Halloween but couldn't because he couldn't find a costume in his size. Bro, it's a white karate gi with the sleeves ripped off. You don't have to wear an Official Capcom Licensed Ryu outfit. Use an ounce of creativity for once in your goddamn life.

Story of DSP's life. Zero creativity, zero effort, 100% convenience and 100% financial immaturity.

 

[JimiHendrix]

32:20, was too lazy to time stamp it.

but it's oney's group makin' fun of phil if anyone cares.

 

[Lord_Point]

I can't believe "detractors seriously believe I have hypnosis powers" is the new narrative about how we're mentally ill conspiracy theorists and this, that, and the third. This has to be the peak of his stupidity, not even the sidella tier dents would believe that.

Detractors say phil has week noodle arms. Did phils arms snap off when picking up milk? NO! Phil wins, trolls lose.
Detractors say phil lies about bills. Did phil show one actual honest car repair bill one time? YES! Phil wins, trolls lose.
Detracors say phil is out of shape, Could someone out of shape to 25 pushups? NO! Phil wins, trolls lose.

 

[Corpun]

This new rant if fucking hilarious, it's all massive coping and how the trolls fucked himover again and again.

The trolls forced him to get his channel demonetized, the trolls filed false copyright strikes against his channel artwork back when he was with Machinima (He's the one who panic deleted those videos), the trolls are the ones who accused him of ebegging when every streamer does it, the trolls are the ones who got him kicked off of Twitch, the trolls are the ones who got his teespring merch ended, the trolls killed his aunt so she wasn't renting his condo from him anymore, the trolls told him to lease the BMW, the trolls told him not to pay anyone for Project 7. It's the trolls fault for getting him back to square one and we've created the monster and drama.

The most hilarious thing here is he thinks all streamers are supposed to beg when most streamers have actual jobs or, gasp, sponsorships. But thats too much for Phil, he is a real gamer, not a fake one.

 

[Preferred Penne]

The retardo costume was bad enough, but then he had to top it with that rotten joke about the costume being greenscreened onto him and his wig being an animatronic puppet.

Just stop trying.

 

[Kheapathic]

Dude explains that MW2 disabled game sharing because too many people were doing it. Phil repeats the message then asks "They did what?" Not a single fucking brain cell in his head.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

This new rant if fucking hilarious, it's all massive coping and how the trolls fucked himover again and again.

The trolls forced him to get his channel demonetized, the trolls filed false copyright strikes against his channel artwork back when he was with Machinima (He's the one who panic deleted those videos), the trolls are the ones who accused him of ebegging when every streamer does it, the trolls are the ones who got him kicked off of Twitch, the trolls are the ones who got his teespring merch ended, the trolls killed his aunt so she wasn't renting his condo from him anymore, the trolls told him to lease the BMW, the trolls told him not to pay anyone for Project 7. It's the trolls fault for getting him back to square one and we've created the monster and drama.

The most hilarious thing here is he thinks all streamers are supposed to beg when most streamers have actual jobs or, gasp, sponsorships. But thats too much for Phil, he is a real gamer, not a fake one.

This is why I think Phil is the best lolcow. Zero shame, zero self-awareness and the 'sir'-style responses to content creators larger than him is perfect.

Edit:
Also, sorry friends. I must admit, it was me. I am an Iranian super hacker and I hacked into Dave's Youtube account all them years ago and change it from "DarkSydePhil" to "DSPGaming". I, singlehandedly, destroyed Dave's search results because he never noticed.

 

[Kheapathic]

I don't know if it's because it's Phil; but this driving section is dragging on.

Edit: This Cartel part brings up an interesting question; does Phil have the luck to survive a cartel if captured and persists doing his stupid shit?