Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I find it amusing Pat seems vain enough to get his lettuce fixed. And stupid enough to deny it when he does
"No stalker child my hair has always been this full and my hairline has never receded. Those are you own delusions infant "

But not vain enough to fix his rapidly ballooning weight.

I think the reason for this is pretty clear; you cannot possibly get that fat that quick without WORKING at it. Pat has to be putting down 6K calories a day.

He's obviously gunning for Social Security disability, his FINAL FRONTIER.
 
I think the reason for this is pretty clear; you cannot possibly get that fat that quick without WORKING at it. Pat has to be putting down 6K calories a day.

He's obviously gunning for Social Security disability, his FINAL FRONTIER.
Quasi can't take it if I eat it first, stalker.
 
I'm genuinely offended that, in the intervening time between now and the site coming back up, no one has provided an update on the nigger-fart industrial complex. If you let the fundamentals, such as this, slip, you're setting a bad precedent of cutting corners and - I have to wipe away a single tear of trepidation - we might even end up with a situation in which an entire page of this thread may slip by without someone telling us Fatrick is, to be sure, fat.

We are better than this, and I hope to see things turn a different corner when we next have this meeting. Adjourned and Godspeed, my friends.
The nigger fart complex is whats going to save europe this winter just you wait, the SS Nikki is currently the largest LNF ship afloat and will be able to easily provide europe with enough nigger farts to last all winter.
 
He's now started a false flag operation against Elon's verified proposal:

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The usual twitter addicted retards are eating it up:

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I hope these whining fags all cry until they die from fluid loss. Then people can piss on their graves and laugh.

People like this are ruining the Internet and American society. All led by their fat-faced owner of a Baby-Dick, Fatrick Tomlinson.

You guys I just figured out why the SFWA likes him. It all makes sense now.
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Any normal person is going to look at this freaky goblin and know in their heart he’s a pedophile. This is Fatrick’s friends. Fucking twitchy-ass scarecrow lookin’ mothafucka with bizarre spindly hands. Paul, you’re a likely a child-raping pedophile.
 
Pats head is growing, while the hair stays the same. Some food for thought.

Hair can't get any fatter.
You say that, but this is Fatrick we’re talking about here. People shouldn’t be able as fat as him, yet here we are. Fatrick will find a way for even his hair to gain weight. Getting fatter is his only talent, and he’s damn talented.
 
So the man released video of his own penis? And just hangs out in a bathrobe with no pants or shirt? All while tweeting about his stalkers and acts smug?

Okay he’s definitely getting bumped up a few spots in my cow watch
Does Pat just sleep in his robe in the nude?

Let's say hypothetically, he was naked because he was having sex with his wife instead of being cuckolded by his pepperoni ingredients. If he grabbed the robe and put it on before going out, a normal person would have tied it up to keep his pickle covered. It only makes sense if he ran out wearing what he went to sleep in.

Goddamn that's fucking horrifying. I can't imagine the smell of that robe.
 
Does Pat just sleep in his robe in the nude?

Let's say hypothetically, he was naked because he was having sex with his wife instead of being cuckolded by his pepperoni ingredients. If he grabbed the robe and put it on before going out, a normal person would have tied it up to keep his pickle covered. It only makes sense if he ran out wearing what he went to sleep in.

Goddamn that's fucking horrifying. I can't imagine the smell of that robe.
His wife was out of town that weekend. Why he was sleeping naked in the other half of the house that didn't have the cops called to it and was only raided because they fucked up is anybody's guess but there are some good theories out there. It's because his robe won't close on account of FAT and he called the cops himself for press attention while nobody was in that house. I mean come on. the cops stopped showing up right after he got to be on the news again.
 
I would like to thank the pretty fucking good forum for entertaining me while Josh was working to bring this site back. DM me when Bob Mewler posts tits and please accept this limerick as a token of my appreciation for all the good bits:

There once was a fat fag who got cucked
By two men and an electric truck
First by Pringles Can Jon and again by Elon
Susan left without wishing him luck
 
He doesn't wear underwear

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I'm genuinely offended that, in the intervening time between now and the site coming back up, no one has provided an update on the nigger-fart industrial complex. If you let the fundamentals, such as this, slip, you're setting a bad precedent of cutting corners and - I have to wipe away a single tear of trepidation - we might even end up with a situation in which an entire page of this thread may slip by without someone telling us Fatrick is, to be sure, fat.

We are better than this, and I hope to see things turn a different corner when we next have this meeting. Adjourned and Godspeed, my friends.
The best way to make money in the nigger-fart industrial complex is to know when to buy futures in the market, where to hedge and when to short @misterdukford. It's an easy and effective way to invest: When the supply of niggeroni goes down there will be a surplus of nog-wind. When there's too much nog-meat on the market, there will be less nog-wind. Hedge your positions with shares in Hooligan's meatloaf and your wallet will be fatter than Fatrick, if that's even possible. Monitor @stealthygeek on Twitter to know when to hedge.
 
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