What are your least favorite DSPisms?

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As for cuisine, it's not like he's ordering this god-tier quality food. He's just ordering sloppy shit or fast food ffs.
Remember when he called food from Sonic "Sonic Cuisine?" That has to be the most ridiculous example of that. When I first saw the poll I actually thought he found some Sonic the Hedgehog cookbook and would tell Khet to make something from it so he can D'VOUR it on camera, but then I found out he was talking about a fucking fast food restaurant chain.
 
Does his constant snorting count as a DSPism? His snorting is genuinely unbearable:

How much mucus does Phil have? Imagine hearing that while eating.

Perhaps it's cheating to have 2 entries,
I want to add one as well. Those cheesy sound effects he uses on a soundboard.

There was one instance where a fan expressed his depression and Phil basically embarrassed him on stream and played a sad horn to mock him. That pissed me off.
 
Two huge things come to mind. I'll start with the more simple one. His clown mode behavior. This is a board umbrella but includes his forced laughter that "ACKACKACKAGHAGHAGH" or something I hate even more is his high pitched "HuhHuhHuh" after he makes a comment befitting for a pre-teen. Though, I find the latter is more common in his older playthroughs, back when he was a lot more unfiltered and never gave a second thought to the shit he was saying. Throwing his arms up in a parralel or Y motion in conjunction with his forced laughter or any other loud obnoxious yell. Bugging his eyes out like he's a fucking alien. I would also say the classic "CAHMAAAN" but that's actually a DSPism I tend to enjoy.

Ok so the second one is a bit more vague, but just the way he talks. As in his vernacular and his inflections. I don't know if he was born outside of New England but being a New Englander myself, nobody here speaks the way he does. He somehow pronounces Os as As. It can't even be blamed on the oddities a Boston accent would have it's so bizarre. For instance, referring back to paragraph one, "Come on, Dude." becomes "Cahman Dood." Us also tend to turn into Os so maybe that's a way the previous Os turned into As get recycled lol. Anyways, am I alone on this second point or does anyone else see it cause I think he has a very weird way of talking, let me know what you guys think.
 
My least favorite is when he feels so proud of himself or accomplishes something and he gets ultra smug about it and starts going "YEEEESSS" or "Got em!" coupled with some acks and a "Waaau dood". Really, smug Phil is the absolute worst.

Ok so the second one is a bit more vague, but just the way he talks. As in his vernacular and his inflections. I don't know if he was born outside of New England but being a New Englander myself, nobody here speaks the way he does. He somehow pronounces Os as As. It can't even be blamed on the oddities a Boston accent would have it's so bizarre. For instance, referring back to paragraph one, "Come on, Dude." becomes "Cahman Dood." Us also tend to turn into Os so maybe that's a way the previous Os turned into As get recycled lol. Anyways, am I alone on this second point or does anyone else see it cause I think he has a very weird way of talking, let me know what you guys think.
You're not alone, I've noticed for years how strange his accent is/how he pronounces certain words.

For example "man", he says it as may-ann(like "Come ahn, may-ann"), pronouncing dolphin as "dhalphin", golf as "ghalf", online lag sounds like "Ahnline layag". Even his favorite word "stupid", he pronounces it as "stoopid". I do agree that Phil exclaiming "Come ahhhhn" is my favorite too, especially when something bad happens to him or he does something stupid.
 
At one time, it was mentioned that Pigroach has what might be a Western Massachusetts accent, which may be the result of one or both parents being from that region.
New Englander here pronouncing "o" as "a" is an NYC and possibly Providence (I just haven't spent enough time in Rhode Island to know for certain) thing, not a Western Massachusetts one. Overall Western Massachusetts does not have much of an accent, but it is much softer than other New England/New York accents - people pronounce the letter "r" and vowels are not accentuated the way they are in Metro Boston. I've even mistaken the Western Massachusetts accent for a Midwestern one a few times.

Now for my own pet peeve, any use of the term "rational adults" or "rational human beings". Apart from reinforcing his cult-leader status by implying that trolls are all retarded subhumans, it's grating because nobody talks like that. It's like an alien trying badly to imitate a human.

EDIT: For the sake of autism + completeness I have confirmed that neither of Phil's parents was born in Massachusetts: His marriage license (attached) required him to list both parents' states of birth and both David and Linda were born in Connecticut. If memory serves he has claimed that his parents stayed in Bridgeport to be close to extended family so I suspect he has (well, had) a fairly typical Southwest Connecticut accent while the weird euphemisms + intonations have less to do with where he grew up and more to do with ego/autism/being a shut-in/excessive exposure to consoomer mass media.
 

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I hate any variation of him looking right into the camera and making a smug or "entertaining" clown face. It's always incredibly predictable, the comedic timing is always off, and he keeps looking at himself in OBS like a retard in the middle of it. He can't even be a clown properly.
 
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