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Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF
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So what are the odds Phil gets raped and murdered in Sacramento? I'm optimistic.
July_4_1997
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Pretty good, but they'd be even better if he migrated to Arizona next. Just imagine how glorious a rivalry between ADF and Joe Arpaio would be. His anal virginity definitely wouldn't last very long in Maricopa County Jail...
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New theory: Phil is going to come out as a transtransman, a male soul trapped in a lesbian's brain trapped in a man's body.
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This would be funnier if there weren't already people claiming things like this... (if you don't value your sanity, google "circumgender")
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We all know Phil hasn't had the surgery, nor has he committed suicide -for reasons that have been discussed to death- so I'm truly surprised that Phil has managed to go radio-silent for this long.
What is he doing to keep himself amused since he's not posting on social media? Just more of his usual offline activities (doodling in his notebooks, bouncin' n' squeakin') or could he actually be changing into a new persona? His best bet would be to latch on to some hippies who don't use the Internet and keep his body -and his bizarre tattoos- covered. Christ, they might not even care about his hygiene.
If he hopes laying low will lead to us getting bored and moving on, he might as well resume posting now. We're fucking bonkers -the forum went months at a time waiting for a fucking photograph of Chris to appear. We'll just write shitty fanfic of a revolution in Australatina while we wait for Phil to resurface.
What is he doing to keep himself amused since he's not posting on social media? Just more of his usual offline activities (doodling in his notebooks, bouncin' n' squeakin') or could he actually be changing into a new persona? His best bet would be to latch on to some hippies who don't use the Internet and keep his body -and his bizarre tattoos- covered. Christ, they might not even care about his hygiene.
If he hopes laying low will lead to us getting bored and moving on, he might as well resume posting now. We're fucking bonkers -the forum went months at a time waiting for a fucking photograph of Chris to appear. We'll just write shitty fanfic of a revolution in Australatina while we wait for Phil to resurface.
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It's possible he's been in his current circle for 18 - 24 months which is about average for the length of time he's in a community for, before he moves on.
He's relocating that I am 99% sure of, if he's planning on relocating himself and reinventing himself at the same time that wouldn't be to much of a stretch of the imagination.
The problem with current predictions is us, in the past when attention he doesn't like is payed to him it's not been in this level of detail or for this long so that adds a little bit of uncertainty into the mix, he could be trying to ignore us in the hopes we will get bored and walk away and forget about him but that's just not the case.
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Could you elaborate on this please?
I knew he had a fundraiser for laser hair removal, but I rather thought it went nowhere. But him
misappropriating his free money that bad sounds like a low point I wasn't aware of.
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Phil ran a go fund me for laser hair removal it was far from successful and he fell far short of his target but go fund me gives you all the donations given anyway and he spent them on something else.
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I think much of that money was "seed" that Phil himself put in the pot, so people were not as stupid as we thought.
The fact that Phil will postpone his e-begging to after Easter suggests he is going to seed the pot with tugboat money again.
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He probably thinks that getting his balls removed will magically enable him to ride a bike. After his -- alleged -- ball removal surgery, he has claimed he will post photos of his modified taint if we donate him a bike. I suspect this means he hopes this surgery has somehow "implanted" bike-riding ability into his brain without him having to learn it.
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I... I... I'm at a bit of a loss for words regarding the archives latest acquisition.
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I'm too lazy to photoshop a fedora onto his head, but I know I'm not the only one picturing it.
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So, as I've said before, I'm fascinated by the fortitude of lolcows, and am interested in how they will die.
Looking at Phil, we see that he's in horrible shape, and -although he probably couch-surfs- is homeless. He also doesn't wash himself. How has he survived so long under some pretty adverse conditions? Is it just his (relative) youth? Here's a possible explanation -getting tattoos correlates to a boost to the immune system. It could be that Phil's immune system is robust -and he would be the picture of health were he living under better conditions- or that he is extending his unnatural existence with his awful art.
Looking at Phil, we see that he's in horrible shape, and -although he probably couch-surfs- is homeless. He also doesn't wash himself. How has he survived so long under some pretty adverse conditions? Is it just his (relative) youth? Here's a possible explanation -getting tattoos correlates to a boost to the immune system. It could be that Phil's immune system is robust -and he would be the picture of health were he living under better conditions- or that he is extending his unnatural existence with his awful art.
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So if you're going to become a retarded, homeless lolcow, get tons of shitty tattoos. I'm not sure this is good advice.
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I think Phil is pretty sturdy. He's always seen squat and stocky (even at his thinnest) and the San Francisco Bay Area climate is mild even in the winter. Also, that fact that he hasn't developed a drug or alcohol addiction has definitely helped. But life on the street while he waits to find a trans Latinx communist commune is definitely having an effect.
Just compare this pic from 2009 (warning gross)
with this one from last year (warning gross)
and you can see how he's physically deteriorated. The weight gain is obvious but his skin is also showing significant damage from constant outdoor exposure.
And honestly, it's just gonna get worse. He was already borderline unemployable based on his intellect and adding all the insane/obscene tattoos have just sealed the deal. Plus he'd rather spend his money on bondage gear and more tattoos than on a rental deposit (or even a down payment if he moved outside the Bay Area) so I can't imagine him getting off the street anytime soon. But the upside of him being in SF/Berkeley/Oakland is that there are tons of social services for homeless people so he can probably go on indefinitely. I mean go up to Haight Ashbury in SF or Telegraph Street in Berkeley and you'll see homeless burnouts in their 50s/60s out begging for change. He's what, 30? This could go on for decades!
Just compare this pic from 2009 (warning gross)
And honestly, it's just gonna get worse. He was already borderline unemployable based on his intellect and adding all the insane/obscene tattoos have just sealed the deal. Plus he'd rather spend his money on bondage gear and more tattoos than on a rental deposit (or even a down payment if he moved outside the Bay Area) so I can't imagine him getting off the street anytime soon. But the upside of him being in SF/Berkeley/Oakland is that there are tons of social services for homeless people so he can probably go on indefinitely. I mean go up to Haight Ashbury in SF or Telegraph Street in Berkeley and you'll see homeless burnouts in their 50s/60s out begging for change. He's what, 30? This could go on for decades!
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Does Phil have the world record for most nicknames and ways to describe him?
Jewish
Latino
Trans
Diabetic
Hairy backed blob
Fleshblimp
Potato
Spud
Funny
Obese
Horrificly Obese
Hispanic
And hey, even my own one
This picture expresses best how fucking unfunny ADF is. I pretty much don't care if others want to discuss him, but I just like to keep on bragging about how its a waste of time.
Jewish
Latino
Trans
Diabetic
Hairy backed blob
Fleshblimp
Potato
Spud
Funny
Obese
Horrificly Obese
Hispanic
And hey, even my own one
This picture expresses best how fucking unfunny ADF is. I pretty much don't care if others want to discuss him, but I just like to keep on bragging about how its a waste of time.
I enjoy hearing about it. I enjoy Harel more than I did Jace at least. I guess the best way to describe how I feel towards ADF is that "I love to hate him."
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Yes, he once roughly resembled a semi-normal person. While his face always exuded the mentality of someone who is hard pressed to figure out how much is "1+1", at least he didn't look like a walking monstrosity like he does now.
Does Phil have the world record for most nicknames and ways to describe him?
Jewish
Latino
tranny
Diabetic
Hairy backed blob
Fleshblimp
Potato
Spud
Funny
Obese
Horrificly Obese
Hispanic
And hey, even my own one
This picture expresses best how fucking unfunny ADF is. I pretty much don't care if others want to discuss him, but I just like to keep on bragging about how its a waste of time.
I enjoy hearing about it. I enjoy Harel more than I did Jace at least. I guess the best way to describe how I feel towards ADF is that "I love to hate him."
Just sit back and enjoy the show. We have one of the world's longest lasting train-wrecks always ready to embarrass himself for our pleasure!
This is what happens when you are unable to distinguish reality from fiction. I'm not entirely sure Hooves' parents are totally blameless, either. Once, Phil got out and associated with ordinary people, but his overexposure to anime caused him to absorb it into his sub consciousness, manifesting as a new identity.
There's nothing about Phil that makes him uniquely Phil. He's just a collection of stereotypes from all the anime and SJW culture he's absorbed over the years.
I can only imagine how horrible it must be to not have any individuality whatsoever. In many ways I pity Phil.