Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Kermit Jizz said:
Not to derail this beautiful slap fight, but I've been doing so reflecting recently. I have accumulated all my knowledge about this vaccine from online slap fights, information both positive and negative have come from random assholes online. Generally I like to be a bit more mature and levelheaded with my decision making, so I decided to actually get some real info on this subject. Going out and talking to several doctors (and some acquittances who work in the medical industry) was a truly eye-opening experience, they gave me a much more mixed and nuanced perspective than I was anticipating, it wasn't the blind advocacy I expected. Every concern I brought up was met with honest discussion which they backed up with hard data. Really it was shocking how much I misunderstand or just had bad info on.

For each concern about the vaccine I brought up they were very understanding. Although, they were able to demonstrate how even though my concerns were legitimate, the pros far outweighed the cons. Going through that discussion once didn't mean much, but having multiple experts earnestly talking things over really affected me. Genuinely going into this I didn't think there was any way my position could change, but I was surprised how much it did. Once I'd gotten done talking to them all, I realized my mind had been changed and I scheduled a visit to get the vaccine next week. To anyone disappointed in me changing my stance, consider trying the same thing I did and see where it gets you, regardless of what choice you end up making the experience can only strengthen your position.
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Have fun with your goyvax!
 
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Dude Ukraine said:
You people are wierd. The Covid era has made people way too open about their medical history. HHH are you going to list off any other diseases/medical procedures that you have had? You keep virtue signalling into the grave.
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If you think that was my legit covid vaccine card you are even more mentally ill than we all thought you are. Get some help, you need it man.
 
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Man, it sure would be a major hole in the system if people had easy access to vax lot numbers and locations. Surely nobody was stupid enough or desperate enough for asspats that they posted photos of their vax cards on social media for the world to see alongside their general location.
Golly gee it would be such a major oversight if the government didn't keep a database because every small town CVS just wrote it down and the Feds have no way to cross reference it.
Oh my stars, it would be terrible if people copied them and said they got the jab.

Only an evil sociopathic monster would do something like that, right?
 
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Heart Attack at 49. Fully Boosted.

Last tweet. Woke up with a black hairy tongue.

Sounds good. Keep getting boosted.
 

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Slack Jaw Hemoglobin said:
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Heart Attack at 49. Fully Boosted.

Last tweet. Woke up with a black hairy tongue.

Sounds good. Keep getting boosted.
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Yes, because no one ever died of a heart attack before the covid vaccine.

See, you simpletons saying everyone who dies is because of the vaccine is why everyone makes fun of you
 
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Jonah Hill poster said:
This reply will get me MATI stickers, but why does every insult always goes back to “LOL ur mom hurr durr :P”?
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I'm not sure but I was talking about this with your mom in bed last night.
Lichen Bark said:
Lets see, is this thread still designated? Why, yes, yes it is!
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I once actually got an angry janny message for shitposting in this designated shitposting thread. I was like wtf? I have no idea what that was about.
 
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