Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Guy's got no love for the classics. No love whatsoever.
Rick had a very busy halloween.

I circled my favorite.
Edit: Damn someone else already posted the one I loved. Great minds think alike.
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This guy's really worked up, I mean, all these tweets, every one the same crazy words, STALKER, PENIS, FELONY, PENIS, DELUSION, PENIS, PRISON, they really just pop off the screen. Now, remember, he's tweeting at the Speaker of the House! What's this guy thinking, I mean is this guy is gonna end up on a watch list! The Weight Watchers list.
 
Some people spent their Halloween partying with friends, or taking their daughters trick-or-treating. Patrick spent Halloween tweeting to Elon Musk and Nancy Pelosi about his penis.
the best part is that every single tweet of his was replying to boomia or someone pretending to be him. I'm thinking it was probably boomia because he's a real pig whisperer that can always get piggy to go on for page after page. i think pat secretly likes him.

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I don’t know how the average USA man dresses to sleep, but if it’s naked, wouldn’t you at least have something better than a robe next to the bed in case of emergencies? Pair of pyjama pants would be much better than a gay robe, whether it’s a swat or an actual intruder or a possum or one of your children having a nightmare that you might need to deal with.

I think those of you saying Fat might just like to show off his micropenis are probably correct.
 
Rick had a very busy halloween.

I circled my favorite.
Edit: Damn someone else already posted the one I loved. Great minds think alike.
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I’ve followed Pat for at least a year now, and I still can’t believe he tweets at trolls this much in a day. This shit isn’t copy pasted as far as I can tell. He’s not accomplishing anything. Can’t Fat Pat put the phone down for five seconds and enjoy Halloween with his wife? Go to Hoolies and delete Twitter.

The answer is no, stalker. Fatrick‘s amount of daily tweets precisely match the amount of pounds he gains each day.

His cheeks alone gained 6 pounds on Halloween.
 
Elon already taunted Stephen King about exactly the same thing, and Patrick is clearly ten times the author he is. I mean, Stephen King never came up with such brilliant character names as "Firstname Lastname" and "Flonald Plump".

Stephen King’s homemade pepperoni is also lackluster.

Not rich, dark and meaty like Fatrick’s.

Unironically, this is probably the most based thing Pat does. Being naked on your own property is a sign of ownership, a power move, your ultimate dab on the subhumans who don't own property. It's even more based if you have a copious amount of firearms strategically stashed around said property.

Of course Fatrick has to ruin the basedness by having a lien on his house and being fat.

Fatrick has to sleep naked.

The sweat and grease he produces while sleeping ruin bedsheets and pajamas fuse with him.

He was obviously sleeping on a plastic sheet in the unoccupied house as Nikki doesn’t trust him not to ruin furniture.
 
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Truly the monkey paw strikes again! Pat got his wish alright- his blue checkmark is within sight!
But at what cost? 1. He has to pay $8/month to someone he fucking hates; 2. Anyone can pay to get one now so the prestige that came with it is gone.
HAHAHAHA! You just can't make this shit up! How can one man suffer so many L's???
 
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