Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[TheGuntinator]

So the man released video of his own penis? And just hangs out in a bathrobe with no pants or shirt? All while tweeting about his stalkers and acts smug?

Okay he’s definitely getting bumped up a few spots in my cow watch

He probably sits around the house naked all day and literally only has a bathrobe by the door if anyone comes by. The fart couch gets no mercy.

I'd say he might have been in the shower if it wasnt every single time he published footage. I think he frankly just enjoys being naked

 

[An automatic clown]

He posted a near naked pic from his couch with his cat I believe and thikki Nikki in the background in the dining room a while back. He promptly deleted it.
Starting to think he just enjoys being naked too

 

[Chongqing]

He doesn't wear underwear

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Reminds me of someone else. Next month I'll tell you all who it is.

 

[Table Country]

Reminder that he wrote erotic fiction about a woman tying him up and feeding him his own cum.

"Reminder"? This is the first time I'm hearing about this.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I hope the Blue Checks keep retweeting Patirck's brave stand against Elon Musk's tyranny. Each one increases the odds that Musk will find out that this fat idiot responds to any and every message he's sent.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He doesn't wear underwear

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To be fair, circus tents are expensive so you can't just refit them to fit his fat ass.

 

[Nod Flenders]

I hope the Blue Checks keep retweeting Patirck's brave stand against Elon Musk's tyranny. Each one increases the odds that Musk will find out that this fat idiot responds to any and every message he's sent.

Elon, of course, has more important things to worry about than Fatrick.

 

[Spunt]

Elon already taunted Stephen King about exactly the same thing, and Patrick is clearly ten times the author he is. I mean, Stephen King never came up with such brilliant character names as "Firstname Lastname" and "Flonald Plump".

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

He probably sits around the house naked all day and literally only has a bathrobe by the door if anyone comes by. The fart couch gets no mercy.

I'd say he might have been in the shower if it wasnt every single time he published footage. I think he frankly just enjoys being naked

Unironically, this is probably the most based thing Pat does. Being naked on your own property is a sign of ownership, a power move, your ultimate dab on the subhumans who don't own property. It's even more based if you have a copious amount of firearms strategically stashed around said property.

Of course Fatrick has to ruin the basedness by having a lien on his house and being fat.

 

[JustStopDude]

The thing about Pat, is stuff he isn't lying about, it's still crazy if you look at it rationally.

Like him being allowed to sign over custody and responsibility of his kid. That is such a long, drawn out process the states always fights and he makes it sound like it was a visit to the DMV.

Pablo Escobar got swatted less times than this dude. Even if he wanted them to show up, eventually (like three times), they would stop responding to his address.

I legit think he has a humiliation fetish. Its the only thing that makes sense to me.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Oh hey anyone call Patrick a fat lardass lately? Because he is. Fat and a lardass. Just FYI.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Elon already taunted Stephen King about exactly the same thing, and Patrick is clearly ten times the author he is.

He's certainly ten times the weight, at least.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I legit think he has a humiliation fetish. Its the only thing that makes sense to me.

I think you're on to something here. I assumed all this time he was using binge eating and blatant lying to cope with how he always has been and always will be a colossal failure.

When I write "colossal," it's because I'm implying he's fat. Like, really, really fat.

 

[Associate Rick]

The fart couch gets no mercy.

Perpetual pinkeye, child.

 

[NotFatChild]

Rick had a very busy halloween.

I circled my favorite.
Edit: Damn someone else already posted the one I loved. Great minds think alike.

 

[Maude Snew]

Elon, of course, has more important things to worry about than Fatrick.

Yeah he suddenly has access to a lot more mentally ill women he hasn't impregnated yet. Six down, a billion to go like some bizarre modern day amalgam of Genghis Khan and Ash Ketchum.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

 

[Post Reply]

Rick had a very busy halloween.

I circled my favorite.
Edit: Damn someone else already posted the one I loved. Great minds think alike.
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Some people spent their Halloween partying with friends, or taking their daughters trick-or-treating. Patrick spent Halloween tweeting to Elon Musk and Nancy Pelosi about his penis.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

His wife was out of town that weekend. Why he was sleeping naked in the other half of the house that didn't have the cops called to it and was only raided because they fucked up is anybody's guess but there are some good theories out there. It's because his robe won't close on account of FAT and he called the cops himself for press attention while nobody was in that house. I mean come on. the cops stopped showing up right after he got to be on the news again.

To be fair and not a hack like Pat, I imagine the police made him open the robes at that point to check for weapons.

 

[Post Reply]

To be fair and not a hack like Pat, I imagine the police made him open the robes at that point to check for weapons.

"Nope, this guy isn't packing anything." snickering