Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[TwinkieStorr]

Chantal's forced sobriety era has officially started!

And, unlike in Cuba, she won't be even able to drink alcohol to ease the withdrawal.

This is truly one of the greatest (if not the greatest) moment in her whole lore and I wonder what could possibly go wrong

 

[HackerX]

Chantal's forced sobriety era has officially started!

And, unlike in Cuba, she won't be even able to drink alcohol to ease the withdrawal.

This is truly one of the greatest (if not the greatest) moment in her whole lore and I wonder what could possibly go wrong

Meh. You can find booze and weed if you know the right people. Smuggling, homebrew, etc., happen.
From what I've heard, the weed over there is similar to 70's skunk. God forbid you get caught, though.

After she sees the initial sights and sounds, I suspect she'll hole up and live off food delivery. (Careem was one of the big ones, IIRC) Either way, she better get used to 5'6 Indian men staring at her. I'm pretty sure it's a culture thing, but I imagine she'll get EXTRA attention.

Overall, this is funny because arguably the best benefit to being there (at least as an expat with money) is the location makes traveling to other countries similar to flying to other states in the US. Dubai and Bahrain are standard for weekend trips, and Europe isn't a hassle.

Watching the archive now, she's also going to be hacking up god knows what for a bit. Air quality is absolute shit and the "Kuwaiti crud" happens without fail.

 

[IHateMyJob]

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I don’t know much about Islamic marriage law, but Google did let me know Salah can divorce her for some very applicable reasons. I don’t know how long the marriage will last. One of the biggest issues with no sex before marriage is you don’t know if you’re marrying someone with fupa balls and a lopsided gunt. I feel terrible for Salah, at least in this aspect.

The "marriage" will last as long as it takes to get Canadian citizenship and he'll probably have to pork her I mean starfish her at least once. It's a terrible price to pay the poor sucker.

 

[Cock wombler]

The seat was empty next to her window seat on both flights. I wonder if she actually bought 2 seats or some poor soul just got lucky.
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this big bitch

She was also using the tray in the next seat too on both flights because the big bitch cant fit in the seat with the tray down. You can tell from the angles she's filming from.


Kudos to her for telling the truth about flying there when we all thought she was lying. It's the first time shes told the truth this year.

 

[ADHD]

The "marriage" will last as long as it takes to get Canadian citizenship and he'll probably have to pork her I mean starfish her at least once. It's a terrible price to pay the poor sucker.

I for one am legitimately thrilled at the thought of her marriage. Now she can stop making her entire identity about trying to lock down a damn husband.

 

[FvckTurnip]

She was also using the tray in the next seat too on both flights because the big bitch cant fit in the seat with the tray down. You can tell from the angles she's filming from.
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Kudos to her for telling the truth about flying there when we all thought she was lying. It's the first time shes told the truth this year.

Yes, her stomach has always been more… long… than wide. It’s like walking around with a cardboard box under your shirt.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Those were the cheap plane seats?!
She was served several full course meals with multiple (too sweet too eat tho lol) deserts, even on the one hour flight. She was probably feeling like a queen, being carried around the airport on a palanquin while all the brown men stared in awe at her monster modest body and giant head pretty face.
Bitch is on cloud 9 and the ensuing fall from heaven is gonna hurt like hell.

The other day she was fucked up, and didn't she say something weird about not letting her family spend "that much money" (referring to the amount two seats cost) on plane tickets? So it's possible they just paid her to go away as a way to finally () be rid of her. And bought two seats.
But if she paid for this, I hope she spent every last cent she had because it's such a totally good idea.

YALLA SALAH

 

[GoodnightMoon]

Please let us find out this is for a TV show, paramount water bottle tin foil hat me.

Edit: Not the correct paramount logo

 

[3322]

Gunt is a walking biohazard. No amount of citizenships could make sex with her worth it, especially if there's the possibility of catching a new, mutated strand of Aids.

Salah is basically the one getting scammed: he'll have to house, feed and take "care" of Gunt for god knows how long if he really wants that citizenship.

Good luck you brown motherfucker.

That's why I don't ever feel bad for women like Chantal getting scammed by third worlders. They are also exploitative. They are basically sex tourists taking advantage of poor people trying to escape their country and move up in the world and it's really fucking gross to have sex with someone who is only doing it for citizenship. I think deep down they all know but they still do it because it's the only way they could ever get a guy in bed who isn't as gross, old and shlubby as themselves.

 

[low sodium]

new CP:

 

[Constellationzero]

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POV: You feel your stomach turn as the ham planet orbits slowly towards you. You never expected your online scam to go this far, and now must deal with the embarrassment as onlookers realize that thing is actually with you.

But don't worry: Shepherd moons are a thing!

Luckily you have your friends/family between you and the gas giant making sure to avoid a collision (and provide a buffer for the smell).

 

[lmao gottem]

so i'm not sure if i'm being really stupid here but doesn't this timing feel a little bit weird to anyone else? why did she only pack 2 small bags if she's staying for 3 months? is she just going to buy all new clothes and stuff while she's there? doesn't she need access to her computer to edit a video like this? i'm not SUPER familiar with how people edit their videos and if that's something you can do from your phone, but i figured that was something you'd need a desktop to do, no? how was she able to edit this vlog in a day if she JUST got to Kuwait? is she using someone else's computer, like salah? and if that's the answer, he hasn't uploaded on his channel for years.. but he just has editing software sitting around? i guess she could just download it abroad but idk something about all of this feels really weird, like it's pre-recorded and not actually happening RIGHT NOW ...??
ETA: "So I pretty much just packed my one suitcase and this carry-on bag..." for 3 months of staying there?? lol

 

[A borscht-on]

I can't believe she flew to Kuwait for some guy. She didn't even have a dick sample before doing this.

What kind of beezing can she really get up to there? How long can she stretch out the phony-baloney act? She can do it indefinitely, because here's the thing: Chantal managed to hold it together for years with Bibi, squashing down her true nature and playacting as some kind of normal, timid, fat retard. Sure, there were pizza boxes in the closet, some wet farts here and there, but Bibi never saw how jaw-droppingly repugnant and feral she truly is. She can absolutely LARP as a pious Muslim for a few months. Remember when she went to the McD's drive-thru with Nader, who didn't want anything from there, and she said, "Oh, gosh, a cheeseburger with some apple slices might be nice"? She ordered exactly that, and I don't even think she finished it.

In short: Chantal is a shape-shifting, beastly, psychotic lunatic, and she'll be and do whatever it is that Salad wants her to be and do, for however long it needs to happen. She's right out of an old John Carpenter movie.

Christ, despite being the most heinous life form on earth, this bitch always delivers. She's in Kuwait.

 

[TeracottaPah]

So she's definitely ditched Peetz and the cats to fend for themselves. They'll never live together again LOL. I'm calling it now.

 

[Rotogravure]

so i'm not sure if i'm being really stupid here but doesn't this timing feel a little bit weird to anyone else? why did she only pack 2 small bags if she's staying for 3 months? is she just going to buy all new clothes and stuff while she's there? doesn't she need access to her computer to edit a video like this? i'm not SUPER familiar with how people edit their videos and if that's something you can do from your phone, but i figured that was something you'd need a desktop to do, no? how was she able to edit this vlog in a day if she JUST got to Kuwait? is she using someone else's computer, like salah? and if that's the answer, he hasn't uploaded on his channel for years.. but he just has editing software sitting around? i guess she could just download it abroad but idk something about all of this feels really weird, like it's pre-recorded and not actually happening RIGHT NOW ...??
ETA: "So I pretty much just packed my one suitcase and this carry-on bag..." for 3 months of staying there?? lol

She said in one of her lives that she was going to "buy all new" things in Kuwait. Because our Gunt is nothing if not the epitome of consumerism.

Phones are pretty amazing and can do a lot of editing work, it also doesn't take anything super amazing to do anything.

It's not weird. It feels weird, but its not.

 

[Billie Ross]

I can't believe she flew to Kuwait for some guy. She didn't even have a dick sample before doing this.

What kind of beezing can she really get up to there? How long can she stretch out the phony-baloney act? She can do it indefinitely, because here's the thing: Chantal managed to hold it together for years with Bibi, squashing down her true nature and playacting as some kind of normal, timid, fat retard. Sure, there were pizza boxes in the closet, some wet farts here and there, but Bibi never saw how jaw-droppingly repugnant and feral she truly is. She can absolutely LARP as a pious Muslim for a few months. Remember when she went to the McD's drive-thru with Nader, who didn't want anything from there, and she said, "Oh, gosh, a cheeseburger with some apple slices might be nice"? She ordered exactly that, and I don't even think she finished it.

In short: Chantal is a shape-shifting, beastly, psychotic lunatic, and she'll be and do whatever it is that Salad wants her to be and do, for however long it needs to happen. She's right out of an old John Carpenter movie.

Christ, despite being the most heinous life form on earth, this bitch always delivers. She's in Kuwait.

Your forget her midnight escapes to all kinds of drive through, sometimes 2 or 3 in the same night, she has no car there.
Imagine him seeing her bald head for the first time... the front ass, hairy chins and body (including her saggy bologna tits),the FUPA ballz with the dripping yeast dough, the deep smelly ass crack.
Salad is in for a treat.

 

[NoExcuses1]

Sigh. I can’t help myself and I’m gonna add my speculations on Chins, Salad and the upcoming nuptials. I think it’s possible when she waddled up to check in, they took one look and made her pay for a second seat. Or, the plane wasn’t full and the airline made sure there was nobody beside her.

Salad. I think a man exists. If it’s the young guy in the photos he is a) desperate, gay, tired of fucking dogs and sheep and is willing to try an elephant. Or b) there is a man, not the fellow in the photos but a relative/friend/scammer using that photo who was smitten. He took a chance and showed his real face and she is so pathetically desperate she grabbed the hook, line and sinker.

If it’s b) gorls, she never showed his face because I he’s not a young hottie goys but she didn’t want her privacy breached, dontchaknowit. They are in luurve.

I expect she is going to be flashing an Amy size cubic in rhodium plated silver. That she bought.

She is stupid enough to marry a complete stranger.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

I’m hoping for a ring to rival Amy’s honker.



The bigger the ring, the greater your brown man’s love!

 

[Blue Roses]

LMAO cheers to Qatar Airways for parking the Guntress in the last row of seats back by the lavs. Those seats are non-reclining, saving the air crew from having to rescue her if she went into sleep apnea induced respiratory failure without her cpap. As she hurpled down the aisle on Halloween, she must have induced true horror and dread in the heart of every seated passenger wondering if their luck had run out and she was about to wedge herself in the seat next to theirs.

 

[marjoram]

Noticed that Salad stopped filming when she was within smelling distance. The Gunt musta been pretty ripe.

Videos instead of lives are gonna give us the most sanitized version of this farce. It's gonna be much harder to find the True and Honest Gunt lurking in her Kuwaiti tourism crap videos. But I'm positive this is all gonna go to shit sooner rather than later because everything Chins touches goes to crap and this isn't going to be any different ( at least I really really hope so; very sick of this huge cockroach dodging the big boot all the damn time).