Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Garbage Can said:
I'm like 99% sure that cleavage weirdness is because like many "transitioners", Lucas developed tuberous breasts (a deformity) and used implants or some other kind of surgery to try to fix it.
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Yeah, that cavern is definitely due to tuberous breast formation. Pushing those gross things together and keeping them together must be a feat in itself.
 
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Uncapitalized text that that breadtube sphere use comes from early Weird Twitter days when a bunch of people from Something Awful (Mobute, DocEvil, wint, etc) used it to signify being ironic and cool, because you weren't using proper spelling and (again ironically) acting like a high school bully. This was a time when people who would eventually write for Vice and such bullied a 14yo on Twitter over his penis. Many of those people, who delighted in using no-no words for most of the 2000s, now act as kingmakers on Twitter. One of the biggest patrons for Chapo (whose name I've forgotten, it has a Z in it iirc, not Zach Parsons) is always in replies with one of these assholes or another.

A lot of that stuff was funny until, as usual, people who get anxiety from ordering off Door Dash threaten to shove some random chud into a locker, instead of sending a NYT journalist pigpoopballs. It isn't acting a character, it's trying to bring out your power fantasies in a socially acceptable way. Lower case is the same way, it was funny until people used it to act twee and mumbly instead of unhinged.
 
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Mysterious Autist XX said:
Wait what!? I am really out of date on ADF lore when did that happen?
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A long ass time ago. I believe around 2016-2017. I believe the subforum is archived and you can still read the nightmare fuel and ADFs failed attempts to look tough, considering he loved threatening us and would say we were stalking him. Sad thing is, it was only him who thought this.
 
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Seething Troon Collector said:
I’m not going to suck the guys cock and have no feelings towards Musk either way, but everyone whos got shit to say tells me he bathed in South African apartheid blood money. Is this bullshit?
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Elon's father (who was already wealthy for South Africa) had a small share of an emerald mine that he sold a plane to purchase in the 1980's worth a few tens of thousands of dollars that he sold before Elon moved to Canada. People with nefarious purposes want to imply this is the source of all his wealth (and therefore justifies whatever they want to do anyway) when it basically only provided him a backstop in his early days. This couldn't reasonably be the source of his wealth as he made well more than that off selling Zip2 to Compaq in 1999. And then more further off selling PayPal to eBay in 2002.

It's idiots like Keffals who think there's a button that you just press that says wealth and you're just allowed to push it once you get any wealth at all and this is how the wealthiest men in the world are created.
 
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W00K #17 said:
Headliners: Nahko, Bassnectar, and Lost Prophets

With a special comedy set by Woodie Allen
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Real talk is there a LolCow thread about Nahko? Would anyone be willing to make one? He's supposed to be performing at some fake charity in California soon. For those who don't know, he's a pseudo-hippie who got MeToo'd last year but it was fairly serious, lots of allegations of rape/coercion as well as sleeping with underage women. In addition, his fans are weird as fuck. That Lesbian white couple with all the adopted black and hispanic kids who drove off the cliff on the west coast to their deaths? HUGE Nahko fans, they were well known in the scene.

A facebook group called "My Drug Band is Better than your Drug Band" successfully pressured a lot of venues to drop him and he has since only performed in Europe at small clubs where he doesn't have any fans. Guy is a total lolcow, and yes all comments have been disabled from all of his social media
 
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Boobas*, you have 3 of them sir.
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lrresistable said:
Also RIP Keffals, you just got your new blue checkie now Meanie Musk will be handing them out like hotdogs to every other mentally ill twitter user.

edit: now pay the $8/month, twitter troon
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He was asked about the checkmark during the latest stream. Keffals claims he doesn't care about it (right) and only got it to prevent scammers from impersonating him (but didn't say he wouldn't pay for it).

Then he went on a diatribe about how evil and stupid Elon Musk is. He should get a job and presumably leave policy decisions to mentally ill troons.

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Fat. Balding. Seething.
 
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Something Awful said:
He was asked about the checkmark during the latest stream. Keffals claims he doesn't care about it (right) and only got it to prevent scammers from impersonating him (but didn't say he wouldn't pay for it).

Then he went on a diatribe about how evil and stupid Elon Musk is. He should get a job and presumably leave policy decisions to mentally ill troons.

Fat. Balding. Seething.
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It's beneficial to prevent other purported non-existent scammers so you can keystone in on the scam market.

$100,000 GoFundMe dono's from impressionable, gullible societal rejects. I can respect the grift from keffals the kiwifarmer, swindling money from vulnerable social autists online, just like how he stole from the CCP (Canada Communist Party, autists)

Also, I greatly enjoy the irony of this troon talking about impersonating. nigga. Fucking lol. Surely there's self-awareness enough to realize his life revolves around a failed attempt to skinwalk the female form, desperately trying to impersonate their bodies and wear their skin like a cloak.
 
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Something Awful said:
He was asked about the checkmark during the latest stream. Keffals claims he doesn't care about it (right) and only got it to prevent scammers from impersonating him (but didn't say he wouldn't pay for it).

Then he went on a diatribe about how evil and stupid Elon Musk is. He should get a job and presumably leave policy decisions to mentally ill troons.

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Fat. Balding. Seething.
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The first thing I saw in this pic was the boobie Mariana Trench. I can't unseeeee
 
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Keffals now crying on stream that all the "harrassment" from "Kiwifarms" almost made him join the 41%. I am switching back to the Ooperator being based with Rackets, can't watch his shit without falling asleep.
 
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