Simons Department Store Suggests Self-Deletion

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Simons, a subpar department store based out of hellhole Montreal, produced this really weird propaganda piece of a British Columbian woman (Jennyfer Hatch) who had herself killed through the Canadian MAID (Medical Assistance in Dying) program. MAID has been pretty controversial because this is Canada and yes, the government wants you dead, you useless eater. It accounts for a solid 3-5% of deaths in BC already and is set to become even more widely available next year. None of that explains why a sweater retailer is pushing it though.

Ms. Hatch was a music therapist whose cat recently died. I haven't found information on what she was sick with.

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I saved the video but it won't upload, probably because I'm retarded.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Everyone in British Columbia should kill themselves.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

So literally this is reality now:

Fuck.

We are living in a dystopia. There's no denying it anymore.

 

[Meat Target]

"Happiness will increase if all the unhappy people become An Hero"

 

[Hokuriku]

Canadian doctors encouraged to bring up medically assisted death before their patients do

Guidance from Canada’s providers of medically assisted death states that doctors have a professional obligation to bring up MAID. Read more

nationalpost.com

It's not Aktion T4 if the defective people say it's okay first!

 

[Stoneheart]

Im all for Canadians jumping from bridges or what ever...

 

[Blake Chortles]

Remember in UHC they have total control over what treatment “options” are offered. You will find that things like expensive surgical options won’t be offered for chronic issues. It used to be drugs, surgery, and kill yourself. Budget cuts or demographic cuts (no old or white ppl) will just make the options drugs or kill yourself.

 

[Random Internet Person]

How long until we get real life suicide booths from Futurama?

 

[draggs]

How long until we get real ice suicide booths from Futurama?

Suicide booths are too quick and impersonal, these sick fucks get off on being very personally and directly involved in exercising the power of life and death over vulnerable people

No different from a serial killer

 

[Ptolemy]

It is a shame but it makes sense. These people have no children, no permanent husband/wife, no future. They get to the wine-aunt, 10 cats stage and suddenly state-assisted suicide seems like a good idea. One last chance to be the center of attention, where everyone thinks you are as beautiful as your 21st birthday and celebrates you in the same way. One last chance to feel like you have purpose. Why die in a hospital when you have nobody to live for?

 

[PandaChai]

So literally this is reality now:

Fuck.

We are living in a dystopia. There's no denying it anymore.

The world of Soylent Green is coming, but without the fancy euthanasia facility.

Guess I was wrong. There will be the fancy euthanasia facility.

 

[Beak Thing]

The only time medically assisted suicide should be available is in cases of terminal illness to provide a more compassionate death. It's insane that people would permit this to be used for such a broad set of reasons. This isn't exactly a decision you can walk back afterwards.

 

[potato in mah painus]

It is a shame but it makes sense. These people have no children, no permanent husband/wife, no future. They get to the wine-aunt, 10 cats stage and suddenly state-assisted suicide seems like a good idea. One last chance to be the center of attention, where everyone thinks you are as beautiful as your 21st birthday and celebrates you in the same way. One last chance to feel like you have purpose. Why die in a hospital when you have nobody to live for?

Because if you still have functional levels of health that time is the most valuable thing in the world. Canada is becoming a morbid example of why state sponsored Eugenics is a monster that should have died with the nazis in the 1940s.

 

[Flan Handler]

Ugh it’s not enough just to end it, we have to suffer through “art projects” about it too?

This was sold as providing dignity to end people’s untreatable terminal suffering. Instead we get shanghai‘d to Planet Look At Me yet again.

 

[ZazietheBeast]

The scary thing about recommending 'death' as a prescription is the fact it can be abused by the government. The soviets after all actually did mandate anyone who doesn't love communism enough clearly must be insane and needs to be interred. And throw in, 'you are clearly unwell. I recommend DIE.' It can be used to conveniently get rid of political opponents.

The worst part is, we live in a time where 'Science' has replaced religion. Complete with men in white coats being the new priesthood. And even if you were to point out reality, unless you are a white coat yourself, your word weighs less.

 

[Random Internet Person]

The scary thing about recommending 'death' as a prescription is the fact it can be abused by the government. The soviets after all actually did mandate anyone who doesn't love communism enough clearly must be insane and needs to be interred. And throw in, 'you are clearly unwell. I recommend DIE.' It can be used to conveniently get rid of political opponents.

The worst part is, we live in a time where 'Science' has replaced religion. Complete with men in white coats being the new priesthood. And even if you were to point out reality, unless you are a white coat yourself, your word weighs less.

Who could have guessed Science would be the most powerful sect of The Great Church of The State? All Hail Statism!

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Now every time I see simons, I'm going to think of suicide.

 

[Kona_A9]

Wow. 109 times? Really?

 

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Remember in UHC they have total control over what treatment “options” are offered. You will find that things like expensive surgical options won’t be offered for chronic issues. It used to be drugs, surgery, and kill yourself. Budget cuts or demographic cuts (no old or white ppl) will just make the options drugs or kill yourself.

 

[TitusOvid]

Hatch sought medical assistance in dying (MAID) after being diagnosed with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, a group of inherited disorders that affect connective tissues, CBC News reported.

This is what she had apparently which doesn't seem to be fatal or disabling.